UnNews:The British Association of Rapists and other associations ask for respect for the unvaccinated

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Sunday, January 30, 2022


This evening, in London, there was a demonstration against the stigmatization and discrimination against the unvaccinated against coronavirus. In addition to many unvaccinated and anti-vaccine groups, the demonstration has the presence and support of various associations, including the British Association of Rapists.

The British Association of Rapists, the National Confederation of Pickpockets, the Drunk Driving Association, the General Union of Swindlers, the British Association of Murderers, the British Drug Dealers Club, the National Federation of Robbers and the British Pedophile Society had announced their support for said demonstration and have sent several of their leaders to express their resounding rejection of any type of stigmatization or discrimination against people who have deliberately decided not to be vaccinated against the coronavirus. Shouts such as "Freedom", "Respect", "Tolerance" were heard at the demonstration.

Among many other people, one of the leaders of one of the associations mentioned above told the demonstrators: “We must reject the outbreaks of intolerance. The unvaccinated should not be stigmatized or discriminated against. Of course, rapists should not be stigmatized or discriminated against either. Nor should pedophiles be stigmatized. Neither do the robbers. Neither do pickpockets. Neither do suicidal drivers. Tolerance and respect for all! Many of these groups have been discriminated against, and I say that this discrimination must end now.”

At these words, the protesters applauded. The leader continued his speech: “If it is allowed to discriminate against the unvaccinated, sooner or later pickpockets will also be discriminated against. And later on, those who beat their wives. And then the rapists. And later to the assassins. And also drug dealers. No to discrimination! Tolerance, respect!”

A journalist asked the president of the British Association of Murderers about rumors that the association was envious of the unvaccinated. After all, not getting vaccinated increases or prevents contagion from decreasing in the coronavirus pandemic, which has caused and continues to cause thousands of deaths, while normal murderers only kill one person or a few people. In other words, the unvaccinated have killed and continue to kill much more. The president of said association replied: “There is no place for any envy. Our association wants respect, tolerance and cordiality for everyone. Both for those who kill one person or a few, and for those who kill thousands of people, as well as for those who kill no one.”

Poem by Martin Niemöller[edit | edit source]

The most moving moment of the demonstration was when the president of the British Association of Rapists took the floor and recited the well-known poem by Martin Niemöller, duly adapted to the circumstances of the demonstration:

When they went against the unvaccinated, I didn't care, because I had been vaccinated.

When they went against drunk drivers, I didn't protest, because I've never been drunk.

When the robbers were jailed, I didn't care, because I wasn't.

When they went against those who mistreat their wives, I didn't protest, because I don't mistreat mine.

When other killers were jailed, I didn't care, because I've never killed anyone.

When they went for the pickpockets, I didn't protest, because I wasn't.

When they went after the rapists, I didn't care, because I wasn't.

Now they're coming for me, and it's too late.