UnNews:Pete Buttigieg declares victory in New Hampshire

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Monday, February 10, 2020

His surgeons have yet to fully install his plastic smile

With 0% of precincts reporting in and the vote occurring over 24 hours in the future, Former South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg has made a victory speech declaring victory in the 2020 New Hampshire Democratic Primary in a similar vein to the one he made in the Iowa Caucuses.

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