UnNews:HEAT coming to USA

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Wednesday, February 24, 2021

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USA temperatures on February 22, 2021 at 20:00 UTC

Good evening(at least of when this was written, it is probably already morning or afternoon). There is some important shit to discuss.

Much of the nation was very recently freezing their ass off. Temperatures below 0°F, even parts of Texas, forcing them on rolling power outages. Combine that with multiple winter storms, and all of a sudden over 58 people are dead.

Warmth is coming! YOU ARE BEING SAVED! Just look at those warm colors! If you really want all the boring numbers, you can check [1] [2]. Even Canada appeared warmer than normal. There is certainly a difference between a major cold wave killing 40 and leaving much of the nation spending >5 days below freezing, to where much of the nation is very warm. 59°F is very rare for Denver, especially in February.


Temperatures as of 18:30 UTC, February 23, 2021.

Here is the new weather report-[3] [[4]. As you can see, it's spreading.

Oh no! Is global warming taking over the world? No. The evil jet stream is moving north, after being extremely far, blocking that cool air. The USA is pumping land from the Horn of Africa, and dispersing it through the air. Because it is controlled by Donald Trump, it was not spilled over the Northeast. Joe Biden may have spilled a little, but a lot of it was from Wyoming saying no one lived there. But it wasn't enough.

Have a good night!

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