UnNews:Great Plains and Rocky Mountains freeze their ass off
12 February 2021
WARNING: THIS PAGE IS NOT FUNNY. IF YOU ARE EXPECTING A FUNNY PAGE, TOUGH LUCK.
Temperatures certainly vary tonight, but the Rocky Mountains and Great Plains are freezing their ass off.
Guess I didn't show you to the north. Trust me on the following. Great Falls is -17°F, Billings is -13°, and Fargo in Fake Dakota is -10°F. It is COLD! Here as a map of the Southern USA. Make up your mind. You probably don't wanna live here in the winter
Appalachians make it warm. It's so freaking cold yet warm. Tornadoes! Yeap, because unfortunately there has to be a steep gradient. Pressure differences. High winds. Thunderstorms. Tornadoes.
As you can see, temperatures vary widely. Take my word for it; eastern LI is ~28°F, NYC is 31°F, yet Albany is 19°F, parts of NY are 11°F. Buffalo is 18°F, Jamestown is 16°F, yet Erie is.....20°F?? This makes no fucking sense! Ok, lets sort this all out. Near Canada, near 45°, it gets to near 0°F. NYC is 30°F.
Freezing cold states
- Wyoming(but some people may be in the less cold states)
- Northeastern Colorado
- The Dakotas
- Northern New York
- New Hampshire
- Florida(cause of course it is)
- Georgia,the new Democratic state!
- South Carolina
- Parts of Alabama
- California and Arizona but only partly(they are also pretty sexy down there)
Everyone else is in between