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7 February 2021


For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Super Bowl nor'easter.

As the snow from the storm on Monday finally melts and grass can finally be seen, a new storm undoes all that progress and threatens to dump 3-8 more inches of snow on the Northeast.

Just as all this progress melts, temperatures were in the 40s on Long Island! They are getting more snow. Temperatures will be in the 20s and 30s, and two more blizzards are on the way, further slowing the melting process.


The recent storm was named Orlena, and Orlena was a mass murderer and power outage taker who recently brutally murdered 7 and knocked out 575,000 people's power. Oh, and it was a category 3, like our favorite storm. It dropped 9 feet of snow, so it basically drowned California in that and 16 inches of rain. Cold air as low as -50 is also taking hold in Wisconsin. The whole Eastern Seaboard is fucked in this storm as well.

The screwed Eastern Seaboard and the blizzard having sex and destroying the Northeast, at approximately 9:20 am EST(14:20 UTC)

I will say, for once, New York is finally warmer then both London and Aberdeen, but that's gonna go down.

See how screwed they are, as winds blow west to east, you see?

In case you couldn't see, cause you CAN'T, it was 37°F, so you can see how screwed we are as the cold air is coming! The wind is also moving from north to south, meaning arctic air is here! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

More proof that it is 37 ° in Long Island. About.

The Northeast whines that all of their progress is lost. Cries can be heard about the plummeting temperatures. But we can safely say, by this point, at least in Plainview, NY, that the ground has been completely covered, within 30 minutes.

Because this is on the Super Bowl, people may have lost power and not been able to see it, but at least it is being held in Tampa, away from this winter shithold.


For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about 2021 Super Bowl Sunday nor'easter.