UnNews:"I was raped with a paper ball, because of Lula", says Serra

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Serra said today at a press conference that yesterday's attempt on his life was Lula's fault. Serra also stated that the paper ball thrown at him originated from criminally deforested forests. Faced with the accusations, Lula said he didn't know anything.


After the attack, candidate José Serra was sent to an ICU . After two CT scans, a dose of morphine and a massage session, Serra was released by the doctors, who recommended him to stay in a state of rest for at least 4 years.

The companion Dilma has not yet commented on the case, as she is picking up one by one the opposition leaflets that cited some Truths about her. The forensics is investigating the paper ball , and if the theory that it is one of those pamphlets is confirmed, Dilma will probably be included in the list of main suspects.