Uncyclopedia:Content ratings
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“Aww! I can't watch my own article! Damn the IBCS!”
As 99.93% of content on Uncyclopedia is for mature audiences only, the International Board of Comedy and Satire (IBCS) and Uncyclopedia are working to finish the Content Ratings project. All based upon the template {{IBCSrate}}, the IBCS user known under the name Serial blanker contributes to Uncyclopedia while vandalizing any and all content. However, anyone can contribute. Sadly, most people put ratings carelessly upon Uncyclopedia's articles and don't care what it says. Eat them all to contribute even more.
Ratings[edit source]
Levels[edit source]
- {{Level}} 1 – 5
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IBCS Warning Labels[edit source]
3 and over[edit source]
Viewable for all german audiences over 3 years old.
The International Board O' Comedy and Satire has rated this article 3 and über drei. Only 3-years and older Germans can watch this CRAP!
{{IBCSrate|3andover}}
10 and 10 only[edit source]
10 year olds only. Nobody else. Ever. NAAAH.
The International Board O' Comedy and Satire has rated this article 10 and 10 only. Ten year olds or else! This covers bad Flash Animation skills and low prices on ice cream.
{{IBCSrate|10only}}
12 and shut up[edit source]
12 or else. Shut up! NOW!
The International Board O' Comedy and Satire has rated this article 12 and shut up. You should. Please, TODAY MAN!
{{IBCSrate|12andshutup}}
Teen girls I date[edit source]
Teen girls, 13 year olds, I dated them. 13 years old. No more.
The International Board O' Comedy and Satire has rated this article 13 year olds I date or just teens I date. Yeah, come to PEDO!
{{IBCSrate|teengirlsidate}}
Moms only[edit source]
Mom sonly! Moms only! WHAT A CRAZY RULE!
The International Board O' Comedy and Satire has rated this article mom sonly. I mean, moms only. Only moms. Not dads. Freak.
{{IBCSrate|momsonly}}
XXX GORE!![edit source]
AL GORE! I AM DEAD FROM THE SHÖCKINGLINESS. BEHOLD THY BLOOD:
The International Board O' Comedy and Satire has rated this article XXXGORE AAGH MY EYES ARE BLEEDING! AAAAAAAAA! EXTREME PORN IS EATING MY EARS!! AAA!
{{IBCSrate|Xxxgore}}