The fact that you don't want a poodle
The fact that you don't want a poodle is truly irrelevant. You're getting a poodle, whether you like it or not. I hope you learn to enjoy poodles, because, just a few short minutes from now, you'll have one.
Enjoy your poodle.
Why am I getting a poodle?
Can I have an iPod instead?
No. You can have a poodle. But, if you want, you can name it iPod, to remind you of the iPod you're not getting.
Or we could compromise, and you could name it iPood. Sort of a combination of "iPod" and "Poodle." Also, it's a complete sentence that describes what you may or may not have done today.
Good luck with that, though.
Could you at least get me another breed of dog?
No. What I have for you is a poodle. She's a fine bitch. She has gastric dilatation volvulus, thyroid issues, epilepsy, sebaceous adenitis, and cancer. Unlike most dogs, which have double coats, she has a single layer of dense, mangy fur.
Your poodle sounds diseased.
I think you mean your poodle.
- I'll fuck you up.
- I say "good luck", because I've found it difficult in the past to train a poodle to play the trumpet.