That time a bunch of youths made fun of my bald head during my sojourn to Bethel
So there I was
and these youths
come out of town, all hyped-up and wicked from Baal-worshipping or boredom or something, and they immediately start making fun of my bald head! They were all like, "Go up, thou bald head! Go up, thou bald head!"
so I turned around
and looked at the little shits, and called out a curse upon them in the name of Yahweh
come out of the woods and rip 42 of them to shreds! Hallelujah! Make my day!
No, seriously. I, the great prophet Elisha, nearly let some little punks get away with mocking my bald head.
- That time I was nearly raped by Ham after my sojourn through the deluge
- That time I nearly ran out of loaves and fishes during my sojourn in Bethsaida
This page was originally sporked from 2 Kings 2:23-25.