Talk:Asian women

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This article was nominated for deletion on February 25, 2010.
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Wow, the nub gets to create a talk page 8-|I want to lick asian pussy You know, I agree with the subject matter, but this is way too short. It needs more pics...

"Asian chicks are anyone with proper functioning Vagina, have faces or bodies that are proportion in relation to their other body parts, have cute smile and cant speak a fucking english" (italics mine) Oh, the irony... it gratifies like these pics... --Jatopian 20:40, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Mmmmmmm....Maggie Cheung[edit]

Sorry....but those are mighty fine pictures of Maggie Cheung. :) Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

I removed a picture of half-French half-Vietnamese maggie that was labeled "indonesian". Sorrowek 01:59, 16 Dec 2005 (UTC)


Where's the last picture from? i want you babe

Series of gorillas[edit]

Isn't it too offensive?

Normally I'd agree but this is Uncyclopedia.

Please go to the Black people page to do that, because Asians can pass as "white" in America, unlike our primal cousins the French. + 05:47, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

More pictures, MORE PICTURES[edit]

Was I clear enough? KristoferM 20:44, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

I AGREEEE! MORE!!! I tryied to put Tila Tequila, a viet girl D: Since they're the best (according to the article)

And let's put a Thai transvestite

Does anyone know the name of that dude in a maid dress with hand cuffs? I rly wanna see more of his pics Mastur Ch33f

Who are the chicks in the pics?


This is Uncyclopedia, the witty wikipedia. Not Encyclopedia Dramatica. This isn't racist or xenophobic, just AWESOME.

I know right? this page is a fucking joke. It's like it was written by an asian-loving awesome dude who just dedicated his life to praise Asians in every single way possible.

Ok, i love asian girls just as much as you if not MORE so i love this article...somewhat, but would it have hurt for you to be a little more diverse when regarding to your audience? or was this article for whites only? – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)
Diversification... even the very thought of it is causing me agony. Pup 05:11 15 Nov '11

A passing IP's opinion of this article, with rebuttal by Aleister[edit]

The whole artical is vulgar,it taltally showed the writer's vulgar taste,"UNcyclopedia" ? Hope this is not a library to train men to be nagetive or being such a vulgar person as the writer!GOD SAVE THE MEN,– Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)

You sound taltally hot. Are you an Asian woman? If so, please taste me. Thanks. Aleister 3:15 16-2-'12

A comment[edit]

Victim of a broken heart. Enjoy.– Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)

Angry the lack of respect shown by Aleister[edit]

This is disgusting, offensive, degrading and most of all disrespectful. I'm talking about the recent removal of {{Biatch}} from this article. What is the world coming to that people think it's OK to simply use a template in this manner. Pick it up. Slap it down. Use it. Don't use it. Do whatever they like with it. It's simply no way to treat a lady, and I tell you {{Biatch}} is one lady of a template. You "men". When will you learn respect for templates. Some templates just should be on some pages. Don't you know...

On a diversionary rant...

this edit Um. Ya know those were not real external links... right? ...

I actually edited that bit together myself. I figured those in hell did not realise the joke and so they removed it from their latest version. I fished those "links" out of the page history and changed the header...

Also... ...and... Um. This is something I thought I would never say on Uncyc, but... um.... Why the hell is there a massive naked picture of a girl at the end of this article??? Normally I would not mind, but in this case I'm not sure. I thought the fake pr0n links were a rather fitting ending actually. Especially if it tricked you! :P I bet you will never admit it if you did not notice. I would not... :(


Great to be editing with you dude, I made a few changes which you have probably already reverted before I have done typing this, and will do more for you to revert again soon. :) Also, don't think I missed it when you flashed just how randy you were with that edit! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:21. Jul 7

No, I didn't know the porno links were faked, and put them back long time. I quit clicking on porno long ago for fear of blown or hijacked computers. Is there a safe porno site? The world would beat a path to your door, if you know what I mean. I've done more, and we could work on this for weeks, and I look forward to your next word explosion. The large picture at the end is just to make this sexier and more beat-off-able for our honored visitors, as I began this nonsense when I noticed that the wikia uncy had sexier pictures on this page than we do, unforgivable. Find more, is my credo. Give my regards to broad-way. Aleister some time later in that day

It's getting there! :) .. I think our styles are clashing a bit, but it's NP. I'm going for more punchy, and you are smooth Al... It's cool. I think it's working well though. I fancy a few (small) sections could use the chopper if we wanted to trim it down to make it more concise. Some sections are not as good as the others and such. I always find when editing with someone else that there are bits which I don't get at all, which I leave in thinking the other user gets em, when actually possibly they don't. Like that factoid I changed. I figure you thought it was some brit thing and left it, but actually it was IMO just a load of carp!. lol... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:34. Jul 13

If you know what I mean[edit]

Do you think 'she' would say "if you know what I mean" or similar western phrases? The tone of this article is now such that it's kinda obviously not written by a western person who would say "if you know what I mean". If you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean?

If you know what I mean, what should she say? Maybe "If I have your understanding" or "If it pleases you" or "as is the custom" or "as is as they do", or Something.

If you know what I mean?

Maybe it should stay as it is however, if you know what I mean. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:01. Jul 16

I feel like...[edit]

This whole article is just one massive excuse to post semi-nude images on the internet. But then again, what else is the internet for? Actual information and wit? Pffft. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 12:59, 1 August 2014 (UTC)