Portal:Culinary/Index of Topics

Cooking 101 • Culinary Institute of America • UnBooks:HowToBasic's Guide To Cooking

Basic Ingredients & Spices

Butter • Cannabutter • Cinnamon • Garlic • High fructose corn syrup • Ingredient X • Lard • Margarine • Olive oil • Parsley • Peppermint • Salt • Silica gel • Splenda • Sugar • Truffle • Vinegar

Cheese & Dairy

Bass milk • Brie bomb • Cheasel • Cheese addiction • Cheese Famine • Cheese Farm • Cheese grater • Cheese trees • Cheesecake • Cheesecake of Doom • Cheeselen • Cheesesteak • Cheesy potatoes • Cheetos • Classic Dick Cheese™ • HowTo:Make a Ham and Cheese Sandwhich • Is the moon made of cheese? • Milk in a Can • Missing milk • Mozzarellization • Spilt Milk • The Church of the Ironic Cheesecake.Inc • The Laughing Cow • The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner • UnReviews:Milk • UnScripts:The Creature of Planet Cheese • Yogurt

The 12 Fundamental Cheeses
American	Blue	Brie
Cheesus	Fromunda	Gooda
Gouda	Holy	Moldy*
Swiss	Soy	Velveeta
*Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese
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Gourmet	Whiz	Zombie*
*"Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta"

Egg: Deviled eggs • Egg cups • Egg nog • Green Eggs and Ham • HowTo:Boil an egg • HowTo:Cook a green thing in some red stuff with an egg • HowTo:Fry an egg • Parable of the Poached Egg • UnBooks:Egg

Condiments, Sauces & Spreads

A Jar of Mayonnaise • Apple sauce • Awesomesauce • Barbecue sauce • Brown Sauce • Catsup • Gravy • Green Ketchup • Hummus • Jelly • Kaizer Sauce • Ketchup • Ketchup v. Catsup • Maple syrup • Marmite • Mustard • NBA Jam • Peanut butter • Sauerkraut • Smeg • Soy sauce • Sriracha • Tabasco • The substance left at the bottom of a squeezy bottle • Vegemite

Drinks & Beverages

Blood • Capri Sun • Chunky Water • Cider • Costa Coffee • Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice • Dutch Bros. Coffee • Funky Cold Medina • Grape drink • Hebrew • HowTo:Make it drink • Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol • Iced coffee • Irn-Bru • Jew juice • Leninade • Mountain Jew • Orange Juice • Oscar Wilde Brand® Artificial Fruit Juice Alternative™ • Slurpee • Special Hebrew • Sunny D • Ţuică • UnBooks:Caffeine Cold Turkey • Urine • Warm piss water • Windex

v · t · e   ( v · t · e )  Soda~Licious 7-Up ~ Cola ~ Cream Soda ~ Cum in a Can ~ Dr. Pepper ~ Frog Semen ~ Ginger Ale ~ Jolt Cola ~ Mountain Dew ~ Orange Soda ~ Juice Alternative ~ RC Cola ~ Red Bull COKE:  Coca-Cola ~ Coca Cola ~ Coca-Cola 600 ~ Coca-Cola Duck ~ Coke Zero ~ Cokeman ~ Diet Coke ~ Glaceau ~ Real Coca-Cola ~ Turkey Coca Cola PEPSI:  Pepsi ~ Pepsi Challenger Disaster ~ Pepsi-Verse ~ Pepsiman RELATED ARTICLES:  Cola Wars ~ Fecal E.Coli ~ Italian Soda ~ Pop Bomb ~ Pop v. Soda ~ Soda Bread Bombs ~ Soda Jerk ~ Soda Siphon ~ Sojourn to a Soda Machine SODA NEWS:  Coca Cola Outraged ~ Coca-Cola Gets Sued ~ Coca-Cola Recycles ~ Coco Cola Sponsors Painting ~ Fat Kid Drinks Caffeine ~ Throwback Throwback ~ US Allows Coke on Planes

Alcohol: Absinthe • American beer • Beer • Boone's Farm • Champagne • Dom Pérignon • Drinking games • Drunken rambling • Drunkenness • Effects of Alcohol • Fosters • Gay Pubs • Guinness Brewmasters • HowTo:Cook While Drunk • HowTo:Drive Drunk • HowTo:Write articles while extremely drunk • Hyperdrinking • Inebriated • Jesus Christ - Alcoholic • Molotov cocktail • Port • Real Ale • Scrumpy • Shirts off parties • Snakebite • Ted Kennedy • Tequila • UnBooks:Diary of an Alcoholic • UnTunes:Pina Coladatown • Victoria Bitter • Vodka • Whiskey Equivalence • Wino Crossings

Food Related Events

24 Hour Breakfast War • After School Tea Time • Aunt Ginny’s Saturday afternoon lunch at Bob Evans • Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition • Bobbing for apples • Boston Molasses Disaster • Breakfast • Brunch • Butter v. toast • Celebrity Roast • Communion • Cooking show • Dinner • Dinner Party • Experiment: Would the sky fall on our heads if we ate dinner for breakfast? • Feud Food: Drive-Thru Deathmatch • Free lunch • Friday night dinner • Iron Chef • Lunch • Meal • Meal or No Meal • Noodle Incident • Peanut butter jelly time • Puerto Rican Thanksgiving • The Carnivwar • TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL • UnBooks:Homies Guide to Thanksgiving • UnBooks:The Hell's Chicken Showdown of 1993 • UnPoetia:Abraham Lincoln's fair-weather waffle frolic

Fruits

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Recreational Fruits

( v · t · e )  ( v · t · e )  Banana Republic Banana ~ Banana bread ~ Banana Jacket ~ Banana peels ~ Banana split ~ Bananadine ~ Five day banana ~ How To Eat a Banana ~ UnTunes:Banana Banana-Related Stuff: Banana skin joke ~ Bananism ~ Banana worms threaten Utah farmers ~ Donkey Kong Island ~ Getting pushed into bananas ~ Man has sex because of banana ~ One year on: missing banana "still out there" ~ Orange you glad I didn't say banana ~ Slipping on a Banana Peel ~ That time I got pushed into bananas ~ Unripe Bananas Declared Class A Drug

Grains & Bread Products

Bagel • Biscuit • Bread • Cat Litter • Cornbread • Crouton • Crumpet • Garibaldi biscuit • HowTo:Replace bread with something else • L shaped Toast • Matzo • Melba toast • Mouldy bread • Muffin • Pagan tortillas • Self-toasting bread • Sliced bread • Toast • Toast Wars • Toilet roll • Tortilla • Wild Toast

v · t · e    v · t · e   KILLER CEREAL Cereal • Cheerios • Coco Pops • Commie O's • Corn Flakes • Cornflakes • Count Chocula • Fiber One • Froot Loops • Kellogg's Frosties • Lucky Charms • Reese's Puffs • Regular K • Oatmeal • Rice • Uncyclopedios • Westbor-O's • Wheaties Cereal Related: Blue Froot Loops Discovered, Revealed Gay • Buy a Cereal-o-Matic • Cereal killer • Dr. KelloggGeneral Mills takes on bad boy spokesperson • International Phonetic Alpha-Bits • Kelloggs empire has fallen! • Terror threat against Fruit 'n Fibre • The Cereal Crack Scandal • The Quaker Oats Guy

Greens, Vegetables & Nuts

Albino mushrooms • Asparagus • Bean • Brain Peppers • Broccoli • Cabbage • Carrot • Celery • Corn • Corn snake • Fauxtato • Fern potato • Getting swallowed by oversized potatoes fetish • Hider Mushroom • HowTo:Beet off • Humongous Giant Tomato • Infected Mushroom • Magic mushroom • Mordor Jalapeños • Mushroom • Mushroom Kingdom • Negative potato • Onion • Pea • Peanut • Pickle • Pistachio • Potatoe • Red Potato • Rutabaga • Sea Cucumber • Shiitake • The Smashing Pumpkins • Soviet Onion • Turnip • UnBooks:Zucchini • UnScripts:Mr Tumble’s Special Salad • UnScripts:Insight into the Mind of an Asparagus • War on Spinach • What To Do When Gypsies Steal Your Carrots • Where The Wild Onions Grow • Why?:Eat your broccoli • Yam

Meat Market

Beef • Beefcake • Black Forest ham • Boogers • Caviar • Cockroach • Codpiece • Congo rats • Duck • Fake meat • Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within A Fish Within Another Fish • Foie gras • Giant, fanged hams • Ham radio • HowTo:Catch and Prepare a Lobster • HowTo:Cook Crocodiles • HowTo:Pick The Perfect Turkey • Kitten Cookbook • Lutefisk • Mail Order Lobster • Mealworms • Nofu • Regenerating meatloaf • Roadkill • Rocky Mountain Oysters • Smoked salmon • Snot • Soy • Spork (animal) • Squishy squid • Steak • Surströmming • Tofu • Undictionary:Cod loin • UnScripts:Sex Seafood: Special Director's Commentary Edition • UnTunes:I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)

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CHICKEN 

Livin Chicken:  Al Qaeda Chicken • Chester the Chicken • Chicken • Cock • Hen named Ty • Jonathan Livingston Chicken • KFC • Robot Chicken • The Woodchicken

Tasty Chicken:  Buffalo wings • Chicken 2 • Chicken McNuggets • Chick-fil-A • Chicken pie • Chickenbox • Fried Chicken • General Tso's chicken • The Colonel's Eleven Secret Herbs and Spices

Chicken Philosophy:  Battle of Chickens • Chicken (language) • Chicken Fucking • Chicken or the egg • Chicken Soup for the Chicken's Soul • Cluck • Cock and ball torture • Cockfighting • Great Chicken Famine of 8751 • HowTo:Speak Chicken • James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul • The Chicken Game • The Hell's Chicken Showdown of 1993 • Why the chicken crossed the road

Chicken News:  Black man denies liking fried chicken • Chickens discover eggs are bad for humans • Chickens gone Crazy, Possible Al-Qaeda Link • KFC introduces Chix on Stix • KFC to introduce lower-fat "chickenless" chicken • Scientists reveal chicken came before egg • Spitzer prostitution scandal overshadowed by theft of man's KFC • Tesco in chicken welfare reforms • World War III started over chicken nuggets

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Bologna - Borscht - Fish Wangers - Hot dog - Hotdog - Salami - Sausage - Sausage Butty Batter Nugget

Other Sausage Related Things

Ned's Sausage Company - Oscar Mayer - Sausage Festival - Sausage Party - Sausage-to-Air Missile - Scientists Choke on Hot Dogs

Pasta, Pizza & Pies (PPP)

Apple crumb pie • Chicken pie • Grandma's Pies • Mince pie • Pi • Pie • Pie vs Cake • Pieism • Shit Pie • Si's Pies • UnBooks:Mrs. Lovett's Best Loved Meat Pie Recipes • Woe pie

People in the Industry

Aunt Jemima • Barry Switzer • Brawny Guy • Chef Boyardee • Clan McHaggis • Corn Boy • Dave Thomas (American businessman) • Delia Smith • Edgar Rice Burroughs • Fecal E.Coli • Fridge Monsters • Future Cooking and Cleaning Ladies of America • Gavin Rossdale • Gillian McKeith • Gordon Ramsay • Guy Fieri • HowTo:Just Ask Jon Eakes! Kitchen Renovation with a Golem • HowTo:Screw with the workers of your local fast food place • J. Robert Oppenheimer • Jam Jesus • Jamie Oliver • Jammie Dodgers • Jared Fogle • Jimmy Buffett • John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich • Johnny Rockett • M'bar Kadyrov • Milky Bar Kid • Mr. Peanut • Nigella Lawson • OJ Simpson • Orville Redenbacher • Oscar Mayer • Paula Dean • Peter Paul Rubens • Pillsbury Dough Boy • Reese Witherspoon • Swedish Chef • Taco Bell Monster • The Gingerbread Man • The Muffin Man • Tim Rice • UnBooks:Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner • Uncle Ben • Vegetable Photographer of the Year • Wheat Worms • William Marsh Rice • Willy Wonka • Wolfgang Fuck

Recipes & Prepared Dishes

Atonement Special • Baked beans • Baked Potato • Beef stroganoff • Big Sandwich • Buffalo wings • Burger • Burrito • Campbell's Soup • Cheesesteak • Cooking Stupid Cats • Curry • Curry bread • Dogshit sandwich • English breakfast • Fish and chips • Flying Burritos • French bikini • Frickasette • Gazpacho • Gourmet Paper • Gulag • Haggis • Halušky • Heart Attack In A Wrapper • HowTo:Cook A Tribble • HowTo:Cook Arseburger Tikka Masala • HowTo:Drown Kittens in Flavor • HowTo:Make A PBJ • HowTo:Make a Microwave Meal • HowTo:Make Breakfast Dew (For Women) • HowTo:Make Breakfast Goo (For Men) • Knuckle sandwich • Lemon curry • Liver and onions • Meow Mix • Moby-Dick/recipe • Pease pudding • Pissicle • Pork and beans • Pot Noodle • Pot noodles • Poutine • Primordial soup • Ramen • Ratatouille • Recipe For Disaster • Rock and Roll (food) • Sabich • Salad • Shish kebab • Smalahåve • Smatijove • Soup • Souvlaki • Taco • Tea and Strumpets • The Leek Bun • Top Ten Sandwiches Ever • UnBooks:A Connoisseur's Guide to Dishes on Endangered Species • UnBooks:Cookbook/Haggis • UnBooks:Why won't the taco go away? • UnRecipe:Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis • UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning • UnRecipe:Turtle soup • Why?:Eat a full English Breakfast • Yellow Snow

Restaurants & Eateries

A.C.I. Monday's • Arby's • Benson's 4-D House Of Pancakes • Cafeteria • Chick-fil-A • Cinnabon • Cracker Barrel • Denny's • Food on a stick • Greggs • Harry Ramsden's • Jackie Johnson's House of Waffles • Jollibee • Kentucky Fried Chicken • KGB • Krispy Kreme • Long John Silver's • On a stick • Panda Express • Planet Hollywood • Prince's House of Pancakes • Quiznos • Red Lobster • Reichstag • Starbucks • Subway • Taco Bell • The Krusty Krab • The Restaurant at the End of the Universe • Tim Horton's • UnBooks:Mancini's • Worst 100 Restaurants of All Time

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Burger Conglomerates ©®

Mc Donald's

Billions and billions • Chicken McNuggets • Employee Manual • Guide to Visiting McDonald's • McDonald's • McDonaldland • McJesus • McWorship • Ordering at McDonalds • Ronald McDonald

Other Burger Joints

Booger King • Burger King • Burger King Foot Lettuce • Fuddruckers • Hardee's • House of Burgesses • Johnny Rockets • McDonland • Nazi Burger • Whataburger

Products, News & Stuff

Burger • Burger Index • Burger-flipping • Clamburger • Fast food • Fries with that • Heart Attack In A Wrapper • Turd burger • UnBooks:The Legend of Ron and the Cheeseburger • UnNews:Burger King to scrap food after complaints • UnNews:Man gains 80 pounds by eating McDonald's "healthy" options • UnNews:McDonald's buys Burger King • UnNews:McDonald's food could be a public health hazard • UnNews:McDonalds To Join UN Trademark Skirmish • UnNews:Prince Charles wants to ban McDonald's • UnNews:Ronald McDonald leaves McDonald's, signs deal with Taco Bell • UnNews:Sick Bastard arrested for "asalting" police officer's burger • UnNews:Taco Bell to rebrand as Burger Bell

Snack Food, Sweets & Dessert

Baked Alaska • Cake • Cake/Biscuit Uncertainty Principle • Cakeism • Cho Aniki Bar • Cupcake • Custard • Doughnut • Eclair • Flan • Fluff (spread) • Fortune cookie • Fruitcake • Funnel cake • HowTo:Bake Pineapple Upside-Down Cake • I ate your Haagen-Dazs • I love pudding • I want a cookie • Ice cream • Jaffa Cakes • Jammie Dodgers • Jello • Jell-O • Jell-O Fever • Knickerbocker glory • Meringue • Mousse • Mudhoney • Orange sherbet • Oriole cookie • Pancake • Pudding • Rice Pudding • ROFLWAFFLES • Soft serve ice cream • UnBooks:Cookbook/Urinal Cakes • Uncyclopedia:Don't Eat Waffles Here • UnRecipe:Sweet Sixteen • UnTunes:The Gingerbread Man Song • URINARY TRACT CONFECTION • Vanilla Ice-Cream • Waffle • WMD (Donuts) • Yellow cake

Terminology & Concepts

5 A Day • Anorexia • Big Cook Little Cook • Bromine • Calorie • Carbohydrate • Childhood obesity • Decomposition • Diet of Worms • Eating • Famine Stamp • Five-second rule • Flavortown • Food (verb) • Food addiction • Food chain • Food poisoning • Food pyramid • Food stamp • Frying • Gluten • HowTo:Eat • HowTo:Eat Food Provocatively • HowTo:Order fast food properly • Hunger • I eat my own shit • Jewish Dietary Laws • Liquid lunch • MRI • MSG • Make Hummus Not War • Nutrition • Peanut allergy • People Eating Tasty Animals • Potatoism • Sick • Table manners • Tasty • The Baker's Dozen • Things Hidden In Food • UnBooks:To be a Fatty or Not to be a Fatty? • Vegetable Rights • Veggiestrology • Weight loss • Worst 100 Foods of All Time

Utensils, Gadgets & Kitchen Items

Blender • Bread machine • Butter knife • Cake Cannon • Can opener • Chopsticks • Cookie clicker • Corkscrew • Crowbar • Cup • Dishwasher • Foon • Fridge • George Foreman Lean Meat Fat Reducing Killing Machine • Glass • Home Haggis Maker • HowTo:Bend a spoon • HowTo:Build a gaming console from a kitchen appliance • HowTo:Eat with Chopsticks • HowTo:Use a spork • HowTo:Use a Toothpick • Hyperdimension Sandwich Maker • Ice cream truck • Kitchen sink • Knife • Microwave oven • Microwave Oven • Pez dispensers • Plastic spoons • Pot v. Kettle • PS3 Grill • Salad Fingers • Spoon • Spooning • Spork • Styrofoam • Teapot • The Fork and Spoon War • The toaster in Pulp Fiction • Toaster • Toothpick • Tupperware • UnPoetia:Ode to my toaster • UnTunes:Grill On Fire • Vending machine • Vending machine vending machine • Why?:Buy a Cereal-o-Matic • Why?:Stick Things in the Microwave Oven

Vaguely Food Related Articles

Adobe Potatochop • Baby Fu • Faster-than-light • Free software • Goa Tse • Haggis tree • I burning your dog • I Have A Problem • I just thought up a really good idea for an article, but now I can't remember it./Mint Jelly • Jelly babies • John F. Kennedy Jr • Lemonope • Lemony Snicket • Lettucianism • Magic Pantheism • Marvin Pancake • Never on Sunday • Nunchaku • Nutshell • Pills • Snips, snails and puppy dog tails • The Manhattan Project • The Poor • The Tears of a Clown • The Thief and the Cobbler • The things your family doesn't know • The Wish Fish • Truthful Vending GmbH • Tuberculosis • UnBooks:Internet Food • UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook • UnPoetia:Under the Table • Veggietales • Whale bones