No-Brains Peas Prize
The No-Brains Peas Prize is a prize that people get for having the worlds lowest IQ in a specific subject.
Only 20 people have gotten it over the years, and it is just as challenging as getting the Nobel Peace Prize.
To get it, you must be seriously the worst at something, AND you must not know that you are the worst at it.
Some famous people who got it are: Donald Trump, Ken Ham, and your Grandma on Facebook, and you.
The honorable mentions are: Alex Jones (because according to the lawsuit, he is a character), 4chan users (too many, impossible to tell), and an actual bowl of peas (the medal didn't fit).
The appearance[edit | edit source]
It looks like a golden pair of peas, with 9 on the first pea, 3 on the second pea, and 5 on the third.
The numbers are on the wrong peas, which is related to the intellect of the recipient.
The appearance was made by Eym Ah Dummi in 1922 when he was told in a bar by Al Capone to make it or else his gag gift business would be set on fire.
He instead shot Al Capone and his cronies, proving that someti- Just Kidding.
He accepted Al's deal and he invented the prize.
Eym then got shot 500 times in the chest, because ya don't mess with the mob, even if you pay them.
Location[edit | edit source]
The location where the people get the prize varies, but here are some known previous locations:
- Schools
- Museums
- Crack houses
- Retirement Homes
- The White House