Newcastle United/

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Newcastle United Footbaaaaall Club
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The Super Mags, The Black and White Shirts, Geordies
Founded9 December 1892; 131 years ago (1892)
GroundSir Sid James' Park
(capacity: 80,000,000)
OwnerMike "Fat Cockney Bastard" Ashley
Football DirectorJoe Kinnear
ManagerMark Knofler
Top ScorerAlan Shearer
LeaguePremier League
2012–13Premier League, 16th
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