MediaWiki:Common.js

/**
 * Some tips when editing this page... 
 *
 ** Make sure that your code has been tested in the latest version of Firefox AND Chrome! (Nobody cares about older versions)
 ** No compressed JS. Ever. As of MediaWiki 1.19+ we have [[mw:ResourceLoader]] to compress JS and make it fugly.
 ** Make sure that your code follows some coding conventions, preferrably MediaWiki's (see http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Manual:Coding_conventions)
 *
 * Your friendly neighborhood MediaWiki developer,
 * --Jack Phoenix, 26 July 2009
 */
/* global mw, mwCustomEditButtons */
var $j = jQuery; //Touch this, and I will kill you.
mw.loader.load("//en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=MediaWiki:Checkmobile.js&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript");
// Activates certain user info templates
function UserinfoJsFormatQty( qty, singular, plural ) {
	return String( qty ).replace( /\d{1,3}(?=(\d{3})+(?!\d))/g, "$&," ) + "\u00a0" + ( qty == 1 ? singular : plural );
}

function UserinfoJsFormatDateRel( old ) {
	// The code below requires the computer's clock to be set correctly.
	var age = new Date().getTime() - old.getTime();
	var ageNumber, ageRemainder, ageWords;
	if ( age < 60000 ) {
		// less than one minute old
		ageNumber = Math.floor( age / 1000 );
		ageWords = UserinfoJsFormatQty( ageNumber, 'second', 'seconds' );
	} else if ( age < 3600000 ) {
		// less than one hour old
		ageNumber = Math.floor( age / 60000 );
		ageWords = UserinfoJsFormatQty( ageNumber, 'minute', 'minutes' );
	} else if ( age < 86400000 ) {
		// less than one day old
		ageNumber = Math.floor( age / 3600000 );
		ageWords = UserinfoJsFormatQty( ageNumber, 'hour', 'hours' );
		ageRemainder = Math.floor( ( age - ageNumber * 3600000 ) / 60000 );
	} else if ( age < 604800000 ) {
		// less than one week old
		ageNumber = Math.floor( age / 86400000 );
		ageWords = UserinfoJsFormatQty( ageNumber, 'day', 'days' );
	} else if ( age < 2592000000 ) {
		// less than one month old
		ageNumber = Math.floor( age / 604800000 );
		ageWords = UserinfoJsFormatQty( ageNumber, 'week', 'weeks' );
	} else if ( age < 31536000000 ) {
		// less than one year old
		ageNumber = Math.floor( age / 2592000000 );
		ageWords = UserinfoJsFormatQty( ageNumber, 'month', 'months' );
	} else {
		// one year or older
		ageNumber = Math.floor( age / 31536000000 );
		ageWords = UserinfoJsFormatQty( ageNumber, 'year', 'years' );
		ageRemainder = Math.floor( ( age - ageNumber * 31536000000 ) / 2592000000 );
		if ( ageRemainder ) {
			ageWords += ' ' +
				UserinfoJsFormatQty( ageRemainder, 'month', 'months' );
		}
	}
	return ageWords;
}

// A stupid hack to account for the fact that you can't redirect to special pages. --[[User:Bizzeebeever]] 2014-06-06
;( function() {
	if ( location.href.match( /(Uncyclopedia:Chat|UN:CHAT|UN:IRC)$/ ) ) { // ends with this string
		location.href = '/wiki/Special:WebChat';
	}
})();

// * @name           jquery-onAvailable
// * @dependencies   jquery
// * @source         
// * @revision       1.1
// * @revision date  Jan 15, 2013
// * @author:        Bizzeebeever, David Furfero
// * @license        unknown
// * @comment        based on jquery-onAvailable by David Furfero (https://github.com/furf/jquery-onavailable)
// * @comment        Example: $.onAvailable( /* String */ id, /* Function */ callback, /* Object */ [overrideObj] );
// * @comment        overrideObj overrides the scope (the DOM element referenced by id) of callback

if ( !jQuery.onAvailable ) {
	( function ( $ ) {
		$.extend( {
			onAvailable: function( id, callback, override, cc ) {
				if ( typeof callback !== 'function' ) {
					throw new TypeError();
				}
				var ids = !( id instanceof Array ) ? [ id ] : id,
					oA = $.onAvailable;
				for ( var i = 0; i < id.length; ++i )
					oA.listeners.push( {
						id: ids[i],
						callback: callback,
						override: override,
						checkContent: !!cc
					} );
				if ( !oA.interval ) {
					oA.interval = window.setInterval( oA.checkAvailable, oA.POLL_INTERVAL );
				}
				return this;
			},
			onContentReady: function( id, callback, override ) {
				$.onAvailable( id, callback, override, true );
			}
		} );
		$.extend( $.onAvailable, {
			POLL_RETRIES: 2000,
			POLL_INTERVAL: 20,
			interval: null,
			listeners: [],
			executeCallback: function( elem, obj ) {
				var scope = obj.override ? obj.override : elem;
				obj.callback.call( scope, obj.obj );
			},
			checkAvailable: function() {
				var oA = $.onAvailable;
				for ( var i = 0; i < oA.listeners.length; ++i ) {
					var obj = oA.listeners[i];
					var elem = document.getElementById( obj.id );
					if ( elem && ( !obj.checkContent || ( obj.checkContent && ( elem.nextSibling || elem.parentNode.nextSibling || $.isReady ) ) ) ) {
						oA.executeCallback( elem, obj );
						oA.listeners.splice( i, 1 );
						--i;
					}
					if ( oA.listeners.length === 0 || --$.onAvailable.POLL_RETRIES === 0 ) {
						oA.interval = window.clearInterval( oA.interval );
					}
				}
			}
		} );
	} )( jQuery );
}

/** Reskin parser ***********************************************************
 * Instructions:
 * 1) Use the full page name, INCLUDING NAMESPACE
 *    USE UNDERSCORES *NOT* SPACES
 *    Example:
 *       'HowTo:Set_yourself_on_fire': '',
 *    If the stylesheet for [[HowTo:Set yourself on fire]] already
 *    exists at [[MediaWiki:Skin/Some crummy stylesheet.css]],
 *    do it this way:
 *       'HowTo:Set_yourself_on_fire': 'Some crummy stylesheet.css',
 *
 * 2) If the stylesheet you want to use doesn't exist yet,
 *    create MediaWiki:Skin/Name_Space:Page_Name.css and 
 *    place reskin CSS content there.
 */
;( function() {
	var pageName = mw.config.get( 'wgPageName' ),
		skin = mw.config.get( 'skin' ),
		isArticle = mw.config.get( 'wgIsArticle' ),
		reskin = {
			'Main_Page_test': 'Fullscreen.css',
			'UnNews:Main_Page': 'UnNewsNew.css',
			'UnNews:Main_Page_Beta': 'UnNewsNew.css',
			'UnNews:Religion_Section': 'UnNewsNew.css',
			')': 'Sdrawkcab.css',
			'AAAAAAAAA!': 'Aaaa.css',
			'An:': '',
			'Babel:666': '',
			'Babel:96': '',
			'Babel:Aa': 'Aaaa.css',
			'Babel:CaD': '',
			'Babel:Communpedia': 'Communpedia.css',
			'Babel:F@H': '',
			'Babel:Gbs': '',
			'Babel:Hi': '',
			'Babel:Newspeak': '',
			'Babel:US': '',
			'Babel:Vogon': 'Vg:.css',
			'EBay': '',
			'Em:': '',
			'Kenny_McCormick': '',
			'Loneliness': 'Em:.css',
			'Talk:Loneliness': 'Em:.css',
			'Memento': '',
			'Movie_Trailer_Announcer_Guy': '',
			'MS_Paint': '',
			'Namespace:Main_Page': '',
			'Rafael_Nadal': '',
			'Rp:': '',
			'ROT13': '',
			'SOPA': ( /^(vector|monobook)$/.test( skin ) ) ? 'SOPA ' + skin + '.css' : undefined,
			'Sdrawkcab': '',
			'Slime_Cube': '',
			'Time_Cubicle': 'Slime Cube.css',
			'The_Consumerist': '',
			'Tx:': '',
			'UnTunes:Artsy_and_Misunderstood:_A_Bedroom_Emo_Song': 'Em:.css',
			'Upside_Down': '',
			'User:02barryc/UnNews/Site2': '',
			'User:Bradaphraser/SupperBowl': '',
			'User:Codeine/Em:': 'Em:.css',
			'Twm': 'TWM.css',
			'User:Cassie': 'Strawberry.css',
			'User_talk:Cassie': 'Strawberry.css',
			'User:Mhaille/UnTube': 'UnTube.css',
			'User:Mhaille/Rufus': 'Rufus.css',
			'User:Nacky/Phantom_of_the_Drama': 'Phantom_of_the_Drama.css',
			'User:Severian/Germ_Warfare': 'Germ_Warfare.css',
			'User:Spintherism/Penmanship': '',
			'User:Xamralco/Christianity': 'Blue.css',
			'User:Zombiebaron/wip/Deeply_Undercovered': 'Fullscreen.css',
			'User:Zombiebaron/Uncyclopedia_Reskin_Committee/Defacebook': 'Defacebook.css',
			'User:Zombiebaron/Uncyclopedia_Reskin_Committee/Halloween2020': 'Halloween2020.css',
			'User:Zombiebaron/Uncyclopedia_Reskin_Committee/Winter2020': 'Winter2020.css',
			'User:Kelpan/Conservapedia': 'Conservapedia.css',
			'Vd:': '',
			'Wikimedia_fundraising': '',
			'Wikimedia_fundraising/Zombiebaron': '',
			'Wikipedia': ''
			// Make sure all lines in this list except the last one have a comma after!
		},
		cssPath = mw.config.get( 'wgServer' )
			+ mw.config.get( 'wgScript' )
			+ '?title=MediaWiki:Skin/'
			+ ( reskin[ pageName ] || ( pageName + '.css' ) )
			+ '&action=raw&ctype=text/css';

	if ( reskin[ pageName ] !== undefined && isArticle ) {
		mw.loader.load( cssPath, 'text/css' );
	}
} )();

/** Faux namespace crap **************************************************
 * [[User:Bizzeebeever]] - 2011, 2013
 * For use with [[MediaWiki:Common.css]]
 * example Common.css rule:
 * 	body.ns-[bodyClass] #p-logo > a {
 * 		background-image: url( someimage.png );
 * 	}
 * where [bodyClass] is the CSS class you define here
*/
;( function( $ ) {
	// faux-namespaces go in here vvv
	var namespaces = {
		//'HowTo': { tabText : 'HowTo', bodyClass: 'howto' }, //both are optional
		'Un-Bestiary': { tabText: 'Bestiary' },
		'Portal': { tabText: 'Portal' }, 
		'Uncycloversity': { tabText: 'Resource' }
		},
		// extracting the "namespace" requires large amounts of extra-virgin Bolivian olive oil
		namespace = mw.config.get( 'wgPageName' ).match( /^(Talk:)?([-\w\?]+)/ )[2];

	function setBodyClass() {
		$( 'body' ).addClass( 'ns-' + ( namespaces[namespace].bodyClass || namespace ).replace( /\W/g, '' ).toLowerCase() );
	}

	function setTabText() {
		$( '#ca-nstab-main a' ).text( namespaces[namespace].tabText || namespace );
	}

	if ( namespace in namespaces ) {
		$.onAvailable( 'p-logo', setBodyClass );
		$.onContentReady( 'ca-nstab-main', setTabText );
	}
} )( jQuery );

/** Dynamic navigation bars **********************************************
 * Allows navigations templates to expand and collapse their content to save space
 * Documentation on Wikipedia at [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:NavFrame|Wikipedia:NavFrame]]
 * Rewritten by [[User:Bizzeebeever]] becuz he iz awesome
 */
;( function( $ ) {
	// set up max count of Navigation Bars on page,
	// if there are more, all will be hidden
	// showDefault = 0; // all bars will be hidden
	// showDefault = 1; // on pages with more than 1 bar all bars will be hidden
	var showDefault = 1,

	// set up the words in your language
		hide = '[hide]',
		show = '[show]';

	// shows and hides content and picture (if available) of navigation bars
	function toggle() {
		var isClosed = this.data( 'isClosed' );
		
		this.data( 'isClosed', !isClosed )
			.children( '.NavContent,.NavPic' )
			[ isClosed ? 'show' : 'hide' ]();
		this.data( 'toggle' ).text( isClosed ? hide : show );
		return false;
	}

	// adds show/hide-button to navigation bars
	$( function() {
		var $frames = $( 'div.NavFrame' ),
			hideAll = $frames.length > showDefault;

		$frames.each( function() {
			var $t = $( this ),
				isClosed = ( hideAll && !$t.hasClass( 'NavOpen' ) ) || $t.hasClass( 'NavClosed' );

			$t.data( 'toggle', $( '<a/>', {
				'class': 'NavToggle',
				'href': '#',
				'text': isClosed ? show : hide,
				'click': $.proxy( toggle, $t ),
				'appendTo': $t.children( '.NavHead' )
				} ) );

			if ( isClosed ) {
				toggle.apply( $t );
			}
		} );
	} );
} )( jQuery );

/** Another collapsible whatnits implementation **************************
 * For the sidebar mostly, but can be used with whatever
 * By [[User:Lyrithya]], updated by [[User:Bizzeebeever]]
 * Lyrithia would've written documentation, but she couldn't be arsed.
*/
$j( function() {
	$j( '.collapsed > *' ).next().hide();
	$j( '.expanded > *, .collapsed > *' ).click( function() {
		var $t = $j( this );
		$t.next().toggle();
		$t.parent().toggleClass( 'expanded collapsed' );
	} );
} );

/** Logo replacement *****************************************************
 * Replaces the page-logo's backgroundImage with the source of any image in
 * $( '#logotipo' )
 * Used by [[Template:Logo]] (and others)
 * By [[User:Sikon|Sikon]], updated by [[User:Bizzeebeever]]
 */
function validateImageURL( str ) {
	// may use this at some other time
	//var host = ( String( str ).match( /^\w+:\/\/([^\/]+)\// ) || [ '', '' ] )[1];
	var pattern = /https?:\/\/images\.uncyclomedia\.co\/uncyclopedia\/en\/([\w]+)\/([\w]+)(\/thumb)?\/([^.]+\.(gif|jpe?g|png|svg)\/?){1,2}$/i;
	return ( pattern.test( str ) && ( str.length < 200 ) );
}

$j( function() {
	if ( $j( '#logotipo' ).length ) {
		var src = $j( '#logotipo img' ).attr( 'src' );
		if ( validateImageURL( src ) ) {
			$( '<a/>', {
				href: '/wiki/Main_Page',
				title: 'Visit the main page',
				css: { 'background-image': 'url("' + src + '")' }
			} )
			.appendTo( $j( '#p-logo' ).empty() );
		}
	}
} );

/** Title replacement ****************************************************
 * Rewrites the page's title, used by [[Template:Title]]
 * Should use {{DISPLAYTITLE}}, unless you want to use an image
 * By [[User:Sikon|Sikon]], updated by [[User:Bizzeebeever]]
 */
$j( function() {
	var $title = $j( '#title-meta' ),
		text = $title.text().toLowerCase(),
		name = mw.config.get( 'wgPageName' ).replace( /_/g, '' ).toLowerCase();
	if ( $title.length && !window.SKIP_TITLE_REWRITE ) {
		$title.appendTo( $j( '#firstHeading' ).empty() ).show();
		if ( text == name ) {
			document.title = text;
		}
	}
} );

/** Logo remover *********************************************************
 * Used by [[Template:Nologo]]
 * By some idiot, updated by [[User:Bizzeebeever]]
 */
$j( function() {
	if ( $j( '#nologo' ).length ) {
		$j( '#p-logo' ).hide();
	}
} );

/** Title remover ********************************************************
 * Used by [[Template:Notitle]]
 * By some idiot, updated by [[User:Bizzeebeever]]
 */
$j( function () {
	if ( $j( '#notitle' ).length ) {
		$j( '#firstHeading' ).hide();
	}
} );

/** Categories remover ***************************************************
 * Used by [[Template:Nocategories]]
 * By some idiot, updated by [[User:Bizzeebeever]]
 */
$j( function() {
	if ( $j( '#nocategories' ).length ) {
		$j( '#catlinks' ).hide();
	}
} );

/** Show username ********************************************************
 * The annoying hack used by [[Template:USERNAME]]!
 * Inserts user name into <span class='insertusername'></span>
 * Originally by [[wikia:User:Splarka|Splarka]], [[User:Spang]]
 * New version by [[User:Bizzeebeever]]
 */
$j( function() {
	var name = mw.config.get( 'wgUserName' );
	if ( !window.disableUsernameReplace && name ) {
		$j( 'span.insertusername' ).text( name );
	}

} );
/**
 * Replace proper "Last edited on <date>" on articles with
 * "Last edited <ago> ago" where <ago> is something like "3 months" or so
 *
 * I've no idea who is responsible for this...let alone why
 * it uses the same variable as the "show username" function above to
 * control whether this functionality is enabled/disabled.
 * It should presumably use its own variable.
 * 
 * Commented out because the code is buggy, the "lastEdited" variable
 * is not defined anywhere...
 *
$j( function() {
	if ( !window.disableUsernameReplace ) {
		$j( 'span.lastedited' ).text( 'Last edited ' + UserinfoJsFormatDateRel( lastEdited ) + ' ago.' );
	}
} );
*/

/** Archive edit tab disabling *******************************************
 * Disables the edit tab on old forums to stop noobs from bumping them.
 * Page can still be edited by going via the edit tab on the history etc,
 * or by typing the edit address manually.
 * By [[User:Spang|Spang]], rewritten by [[User:Bizzeebeever]]
 */
$j( function() {
	if ( $j( '#old-forum-warning' ).length && !window.enableOldForumEdit ) {
		$j( '#ca-edit a' ).removeAttr( 'href' )
			.css( 'color', 'gray' )
			.text( 'No editing' );
	}
} );

/** Add-section tab disabling ********************************************
 * Disables the add section tab on any page you like, mainly useful for
 * your user page (depending on how you have your user page set up)
 * To use it: include any HTML element with an ID of disableAddSection
 * example: <div id="disableAddSection"></div>
 * By [[User:Olipro|Olipro]], updated by [[User:Bizzeebeever]]
 */
$j( function() {
	if ( $j( '#disableAddSection' ).length ) {
		$j( '#ca-addsection' ).remove();
	}
} );

/** Forum talkpage tab **************************************************
 * If #talkforum present, adds talkpage tab back to forum talk pages.
 * Why? Hellifiknow.
 * Blame <some idiot> and/or [[User:Bizzeebeever]]
 */
$j( function() {
	if ( $j( '#talkforum' ).hide().length ) {
		$j( '#ca-talk' ).css( 'display', 'block !important' );
	}
} );

/** UnNews edit link remover **********************************************
 * Removes the edit links from the UnNews Main Page if you're not signed in
 * as a user, since these pages are semi-protected and always will be.
 * Is this even needed?
 */
if ( mw.config.get( 'wgPageName' ) == 'UnNews:Main_Page' && !mw.config.get( 'wgUserName' ) ) {
	$j( function() {
		$j( '.editor' ).remove();
	} );
}

/** Remove example text **************************************************
 * Automatically removes any example text left on the page upon saving.
 * By [[User:Spang]], updated by [[User:Bizzeebeever]]. FU SPANG!
 * Can't use $.live(), because it is deprecated. FU JQUERY!
 */
$j( document ).on( 'submit', '#editform', function() {
	var $box = $j( '#wpTextbox1' ),
		text = $box.val().replace( /||\[\[Link title\]\]|\[http:\/\/www\.example\.com link title\]|\n== Headline text ==\n|\[\[Image:Example\.jpg\]\]|\[\[File:Example\.jpg\]\]|<math>Insert formula here<\/math>|<nowiki>Insert non-formatted text here<\/nowiki>|<code><\/code>|\[\[Media:Example\.ogg\]\]|\n(?=\n\n\n)/g, '' );
	$box.val( text ).scrollTop( $box.scrollTop() );
	return true;
} );


/** Featured Interwiki ***************************************************
 * Stolen from Wikipedia, updated by [[User:Bizzeebeever]]
 */
$j( function() {
	$j( '#p-lang li' ).each( function() {
		var $li = $j( this );
		if ( $j( '#' + $li.attr( 'class' ) + '-fa' ).length ) {
			$li.addClass( 'FA' ).attr( 'title', 'This is a featured article in another language' );
		}
	} );
} );

/** IP template for [[Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol]]***************************
 * Others can be added for other or all pages.
 */
if ( window.mwCustomEditButtons && mw.config.get( 'wgPageName' ) == 'Uncyclopedia:Ban_Patrol' ) {
	mwCustomEditButtons.push( {
		'imageFile': 'https://images.uncyclomedia.co/uncyclopedia/en/d/d7/IP_button.png',
		'speedTip': 'IP template',
		'tagOpen': '{' + '{' + 'IP|',
		'tagClose': '}' + '}',
		'sampleText': '127.0.0.1'
	} );
}

/** Open external links in new tab (better than $wgExternalLinkTarget) ***
 * see: [[Forum:External_links_to_open_in_a_new_tab_or_window]]
 * this is better-behaved than the server-side setting
 */
$( document ).on( 'click', 'a[href]', function( e ) {
	if ( !this.href.match( mw.config.get( 'wgServer' ) ) ) {
		this.target = '_BLANK';
	}
} );

/**
 * @source https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Snippets/Load_JS_and_CSS_by_URL
 * @revision 2020-04-04
 */
mw.loader.using( ['mediawiki.util'], function () {
	var extraCSS = mw.util.getParamValue( 'withCSS' ),
		extraJS = mw.util.getParamValue( 'withJS' ),
		extraModule = mw.util.getParamValue( 'withModule' );

	if ( extraCSS ) {
		// WARNING: DO NOT REMOVE THIS "IF" - REQUIRED FOR SECURITY (against XSS/CSRF attacks)
		if ( /^MediaWiki:[^&<>=%#]*\.css$/.test( extraCSS ) ) {
			mw.loader.load( '/w/index.php?title=' + encodeURIComponent( extraCSS ) + '&action=raw&ctype=text/css', 'text/css' );
		} else {
			mw.notify( 'Only pages from the MediaWiki namespace are allowed.', { title: 'Invalid withCSS value' } );
		}
	}

	if ( extraJS ) {
		// WARNING: DO NOT REMOVE THIS "IF" - REQUIRED FOR SECURITY (against XSS/CSRF attacks)
		if ( /^MediaWiki:[^&<>=%#]*\.js$/.test( extraJS ) ) {
			mw.loader.load( '/w/index.php?title=' + encodeURIComponent( extraJS ) + '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript' );
		} else {
			mw.notify( 'Only pages from the MediaWiki namespace are allowed.', { title: 'Invalid withJS value' } );
		}
	}

	if ( extraModule ) {
		if ( /^ext\.gadget\.[^,\|]+$/.test( extraModule ) ) {
			mw.loader.load( extraModule );
		} else {
			mw.notify( 'Only gadget modules are allowed.', { title: 'Invalid withModule value' } );
		}
	}
});


//============TODO===============

//#localNotice {margin: 0 !important;}
//#mw-dismissable-notice div[style="float: right;"] {display: none;}


/** Dismiss notice remover
 * (only removes if you have made a custom sitenotice designed to use its own close button)
 */
$( function() {
	if ( $j( '#siteNoticehide' ).length ) {
		$j( '#localNotice' ).css( 'margin', '0 0 .9em 0' );
		$j( '#mw-dismissable-notice div[style="float: right;"]').css( 'display', 'none' );
		$j( '#siteNoticehide > a' ).attr( 'href', 'javascript:dismissNotice();' );
		// Because caching and stupidity, dammit.
		$j( 'div[style="position:absolute; right:7px; top:4px; font-size:16px;"] > a' ).attr( 'href', 'javascript:dismissNotice();' );

		if ( $j( '#mw-dismissable-notice' ).length === 0 ) {
			$j( '#siteNoticehide' ).css( 'display', 'none' );
		}
	}
} );

//Enforce symblock
if("sb_2b1d632e49dbff953d903cbb5af6dbeea12fe8d1" in localStorage && mw.config.get('wgUserName') == null) {
	const amount = localStorage.getItem("sb_c409561930c527cf6cfceff3369f09ca4a47f0d3")
	if(!("sb_c409561930c527cf6cfceff3369f09ca4a47f0d3" in localStorage)) {
		document.body.innerHTML = '';
		alert("Ooh, I see you, trying to bypass your symbolic block, huh? Well, sorry, you're going to have to try harder, my darling. Love, JJPMaster");
		localStorage.setItem("sb_c409561930c527cf6cfceff3369f09ca4a47f0d3", "356a192b7913b04c54574d18c28d46e6395428ab")
	}
	else if(amount == "356a192b7913b04c54574d18c28d46e6395428ab") {
		document.body.innerHTML = '';
		alert("Oh, well... My darling, reloading the page won't do much. Love, JJPMaster")
		localStorage.setItem("sb_c409561930c527cf6cfceff3369f09ca4a47f0d3", "da4b9237bacccdf19c0760cab7aec4a8359010b0")
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	else if(amount == "da4b9237bacccdf19c0760cab7aec4a8359010b0") {
		document.body.innerHTML = '';
		alert("When I said 'try harder', this isn't what I meant, my darling. Love, JJPMaster")
		localStorage.setItem("sb_c409561930c527cf6cfceff3369f09ca4a47f0d3", "77de68daecd823babbb58edb1c8e14d7106e83bb")
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	else if(amount == "77de68daecd823babbb58edb1c8e14d7106e83bb") {
		document.body.innerHTML = '';
		alert("You are starting to make me angry. Sincerely, JJPMaster")
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	else if(amount == "1b6453892473a467d07372d45eb05abc2031647a") {
		document.body.innerHTML = '';
		alert("Please stop. Sincerely, JJPMaster")
		localStorage.setItem("sb_c409561930c527cf6cfceff3369f09ca4a47f0d3", "ac3478d69a3c81fa62e60f5c3696165a4e5e6ac4")
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	else if(amount == "ac3478d69a3c81fa62e60f5c3696165a4e5e6ac4") {
		document.body.innerHTML = '';
		alert("Seriously. Sincerely, JJPMaster")
		localStorage.setItem("sb_c409561930c527cf6cfceff3369f09ca4a47f0d3", "c1dfd96eea8cc2b62785275bca38ac261256e278")
	}
	else if(amount == "c1dfd96eea8cc2b62785275bca38ac261256e278") {
		document.body.innerHTML = '';
		alert("Well... it seems like nothing I say will convice you to stop... so... I love you? Sincerely, JJPMaster")
		localStorage.setItem("sb_c409561930c527cf6cfceff3369f09ca4a47f0d3", "902ba3cda1883801594b6e1b452790cc53948fda")
	}
	else if(amount == "902ba3cda1883801594b6e1b452790cc53948fda") {
		document.body.innerHTML = '';
		alert("You know what, I don't give a fuck anymore, just keep reloading; nothing will happen. Insincerely, JJPMaster")
		localStorage.setItem("sb_c409561930c527cf6cfceff3369f09ca4a47f0d3", "fe5dbbcea5ce7e2988b8c69bcfdfde8904aabc1f")
	}
	else if(amount == "fe5dbbcea5ce7e2988b8c69bcfdfde8904aabc1f") {
		document.body.innerHTML = '';
		alert("Nothing has happened. That part was sincere.")
	}
}
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