Jingle Balls

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"Jingle Balls" is a popular song that is sang by children, men, women, elders, homosexuals, sluts, whores, and politicians alike.

Lyrics[edit]

Solo:
Pulling down my pants
On my bed at night
Patiently waiting
For you to get horny!

Wet, slippery pussy
Which I love to lick
Tell me when you're ready because
In the penis goes! Oh—

Chorus:
Jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle all the way
Oh! what fun it is to ride
On a long and hard dick! Ho—

Jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle all the way
Oh my gosh, I feel so good
Don't stop until the break of day!

Solo:
In and out it goes
Keep on moaning, girl
You are giving me
The best fuck of my life



It's actually not that good.