I just thought up a really good idea for an article, but now I can't remember it./Mint Jelly

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“Call me mint jelly, 'cause I'm on the lam!”

This is mint jelly. I hate it.

Mint Jelly is a stupid fucking condiment that has absolutely no value. It is a terrible paste, and terrible idea for an article. I hate this stupid schlop.

Mint jelly serves no purpose.[edit | edit source]

God this is terrible. Why does this shit exist? It doesn't even go on anything!

Mint jelly got in the way of my other, awesome idea.[edit | edit source]

And now, I'm screwed. I can't believe I forgot about that awesome idea. Jesus, what the fuck was that damn idea? God! COME ON! AAARRRRRGGHHHHHH!

Mint jelly sucks.[edit | edit source]

Fuck it. Just.... just, fuck it.

See how...[edit | edit source]

...this stupid crap ruins me