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This is Greg. Greg was having a fun day. But then you invaded Greg’s privacy. That was very disrespectful of you. How could you do this to Greg? Please click this link to accept your rightful punishment.
Go Away[edit | edit source]
Why are you still here? It was mentioned above that you should repent for your sins. Please click the link above
Stop It[edit | edit source]
Are you serious. Please, leave. I beg of you.
STONP[edit | edit source]
Greg is miffed at your continuous invasion of privacy and persistence. You may leave now.
Last warning. STOP.[edit | edit source]