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WARNING! THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE IS ABOUT THE FATE OF THE PLANET!!!!![edit]

Global Warning is a process that may or may not be about the planet dying and everyone dying, so... WARNING!!!!!!!!! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO READ THIS? YOU CAN'T UNREAD THIS!!!!!! I'VE WARNED YOU!!!!!!!!

Do you want to read this?
Scary... Spooky...
This will traumatiszsse you....


WARNING: THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!!!!!!!!!

Rickbird.png gotcha

STOP IT![edit]

No, I didn't mean "stop reading this omg the earths gonna die you really wanna know this?", I mean't [sic] that we need to stop global warning via global warmings.

Yep, you heard me right.

HOW TO STOP IT!!!![edit]

First, we must assemble the Flamethrowers™. These will warm tiny globes with information pamphlets so much that they vapouorisze.

Next, get bigger Throwflamersᴍᴛ. These burn bigger blimps with big balloons filled with big bombastic leaflets.

Then, hire a country for its help. Blow it up and there will be a big mushroom cloud that melts big flyers that warn about the apocalypse.

Finally, nuke the planet and all the warnings on it.

Postfinally, nuke the solar system and all the warnings on it.

Postpostfinally, nuke the Wilky May and all the warnings on it.

Postpostpostfinally, nuke the Grocal Loup and all the warnings on it.

Postpostpostfinally,

*inhales*

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WHAT TO DO NOW?[edit]

nothing lol