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 Passage Score: 777 Moves: 2


> kiss grue
As sick and dumb as you are, you kiss the Grue.

She (yes, she) turns into the woman of your dreams and you fly with her on a cloud trough space. You should be happy for the fact that you are as dumb as you are, because you have just won.

*** YOU HAVE WON ***

You have a final score of 777 out of a possible 69105. This gets you the rank of Unepic Win Guy of the Uncyclopedia Adventurers' Guild.

To reach the next rank, you need to cheat.

What now?