Zork

Cottage	Score: 5	Moves: 8
> enter house You tear through the giant ice-cream sandwich door, but too late! The pig-girl has turned to stone. You hear the wolf cackling fiendishly. Wait, a wolf cackling? Holy Crap, the wolf is actually the Wicked Witch of the Up! The Wicked Witch clicks her heels together and vanishes in a puff of orange smoke. > look You are inside the cottage made of chocolate and baked goods. There is a stone statue of the little girl pig, holding a quarter-eaten poisoned apple. Obvious exits are east and behind you. inhale orange smoke drink apple eat apple east behind you suicide bomb the infidels