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 Final Room Score: 999 Moves: Infinity


> read ancient map

"Congratulations, mighty adventurer! You have finally won the game! But another quest awaits you - a quest of text-based action and fantasy the likes of which you have never ever ever seen! Ancient evils will be battled by modern goods, and the fates of worlds - one of which may be YOURS - will hang in the balance! Only YOU, with YOUR $19.99, can vanquish the GReat Underground Empire once and for all!

Available next (or more like this) March, from the creators of Zork:"


Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment


“The frothing demand for this game increases.

 IGN


“This isn't like iScream. It's much better.”

 Official Internet Magazine

And yes, this actually means that:


*** YOU HAVE WON ***


Now, pick your poison once and for all:

The Trophy

Now that you've won Zork, you are now permitted to add the following box to your userpage:

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