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This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that The kids in Narnia died in a train wreck in the first book, and Narnia is actually Heaven, which is destroyed in the last book, Tippi and Count Bleck were Timpani and Blumiere, respectively, Lord Asriel and Mrs. Coulter defeat the archangel together so that Lyra and Will can save the world, "Shell City" was a gift shop, Lightning McQueen loses the race, Homestar Runner shot Caleb Rentpayer, Richard Hatch wins, Seinfeld and his friends are found guilty, Oedipus fulfills the Oracle's prophesy by killing his dad and fucking his mom, Norrington steals Davy Jones' heart, Captain America bequethed his shield to Stephen Colbert, Neo gets turned into a Smith shortly after causing a reaction that causes all the Smiths to die, thus, he dies, Aeneas leaves Dido so she kills herself, Akuma Kills M. Bison with the Shun Goku Shatsu, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!


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