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Kapow!

Everything goes shimmery for a moment, and then you consider thus:

"What is the present? For how long does it last? Is there some indivisible unit of time for which things are just so, or does the future just flow into the past? But if that is so then how can there be experience? Is everything that I experience just a fleeting memory of its non-occurrence, having had no real time to occur in? What is experience anyway? Is my perception the same as others'? How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?"

However, whilst you have been occupying yourself with all this fruitless philosophising a large dinosaur has eaten you. It seems you accidentally went to the past instead of the present.

You feel so powerful after picking up that mysterious phone booth and the bottom of the aisle with it. The woman loves you now, your wallet is suddenly filled with cash, and your acne has cleared up forever!

That's right:

*** You have won ***








































Oh no! It turns out that was just some aliens playing a trick on you from their flying saucer!

Whilst your rosy sense of achievement has distracted you, they have taken the opportunity to quickly suck out your gastric juices with a telescopic bendy straw! In other words, you just lost The Game.

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!