Friedrich Merz

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Friedrich Merz is somebody governing a lost ground called Germany. Once he had a great job in an American black rocky investment company but abandoned it in favour of becoming party leader of German Christian Democrats and later Federal Chancellor of the Federal Republic. The rocker promised to do his new jobs "without much Federlesens" - that's the ideal of Federal government - but instead he continues Christian Democrat Helmut Kohl's tradition of tapping into any fat bowl, what simply means to keep blundering along:

  • After the United Nations Climate Change Conference of Belém in Brazil he was totally horrified by the idea that anybody could like it to live there.
  • At the EU-Africa Summit in Angola he missed German Bread.
  • In the land that he governs he swaggers about immigrants as problem of German cityscapes - shouldn't he be proud instead that so many move to Germany in a time of shortage of skilled manpower? Shouldn't he be aware of the fact that this shortage is a true problem for keeping the lauded level of German economy? Did he learn in his Blackrock job nothing about economy at all?

The king-size chancellor[edit | edit source]

Merz with his height of 197 centimeters is Germany's first king-size federal chancellor. Is that a chance for him to redefine his job? To become King Frederick The Big? Maybe, but will the "No-Kings-movement" allow him the move back to a German kingdom? Only one is shure: He will not become another Frederick the Great.