Forum:Uncyclopedia Theme Song

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I think I'm going to do this whether or not anyone gives a flying fuck, but I'm going to write an (unoffical) Uncyclopedia theme song, and I'm looking for input. Here are some things that are not open for discussion:

• Whether or not this is a good/bad idea. It's goin' to get done.
• The style of music. This is going to be a punk song around one minute I can play live.

The kind of input I'm looking for would be:

• Lyrical suggestions (All I have so far is Uncyclopedia...what a complete waste of fucking tiiiiiiiiiiiiii-yi-yi-yi-yiiiiii-iiiiiiiiime)
• Tempo - fast, faster, really, really fast
• The attitude - hard, irreverent, classical, slightly drowsy
• Song title

Well, there ya go. Rock. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 16:06, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Wikipedia have their own wiki song, with other ideas for songs there as well. Perhaps you could borrow some ideas from there.
- Ghelae^talk_contribs 17:47, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the tip! But it looks like they've just come up with new lyrics to pre-existing songs. This is going to be totally original, and placed in one of those mysterious .ogg files. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 18:20, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

I envision Uncyclopedia's theme song to be rather parodic in nature, and thus, it should have some elements from stuff that really doesn't go there. IE: a punk song that uses cute-sy little kid words, curse words, and latin all in the same sentence; a punk song that incorporates some rap; other wierd crap. That's my two cents (Help! I'm running out of internet fun-money!).--<<>> 20:28, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

Tempo: By using the equations in the maths section I have worked out that the tempo must be $9.5^{X}$... something's gone wrong there... [types in numbers in calculator] [mutters something about the value of x]... $x=\int _{100}^{56}\neq \infty =tempo=fastish$. So tempo=fastish. That equation makes absolutely no sense whatsoever but... that's the sort of tempo you should use.
- Ghelae^talk_contribs 15:31, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Fastish, eh? Have no fear, it will be fastish. As per Brad's suggestion, some stylistic juxtaposition would be easy enough, and a good idea.

I'm looking for a weird time signature, too... like 19/8. --Distinction 21:32, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

I had a pair of lyrical ideas:

1. This wiki seems to thrive on in-jokes, so maybe a bunch of those would do the trick. Harmonizing on "kitten huffing" would be satisfying and rewarding.
2. It's not the best idea, but I thought perhaps a musical rendition of The Aristocrats joke, replacing the punchline with "Uncyclopedia" could work.

Thanks for the input so far! I'll try to have a rough draft of the music, at least, uploaded in a week. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 17:33, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

That should be the rap section! Rap an Aristocrats joke!--<<>> 18:43, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Just wakin up in the morning, gotta log on
I dunno but today seems kinda long
All the QVFD is gone
No one
Needing a ban, some admin already huffed 'em
Got my sig enlarged
But tables didnt break out
Finally got a vote for an image I wanna shout out
Start a page for later
As I hit the dump
Thinking will I get
Another award this month
I gotta post cause I found out some vandal bot
And if I dont tell Chron
I can lose my sys-ops
Had to stop so I could piss, right
Looking at the toilet seat, not a sprinkle in site
And everything is alright
I got a message from Splaka
And he can CSS hack all night
Logged onto #uncyclopedia
And I'm asking them all
Which page
Is having all the vandals
Let me do the block
Cause I strike fear
Some noob fucked around, got 42 years
Huffing stubs every day like keitei
I can't believe today was a good day

Ripped off from Ice Cube's - It Was A Good Day --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk | Rate 23:23, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

:-D *wild applause* - David Gerard 23:29, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

In Rangoon at the stroke of noon, they type penispenispenis and run,
But mad dogs and Adminses huff to have their fun.
In a Belgian town where the sun beats down they’ll revert til the sun goes down,
And Euroipods will be featured and hardly raise a frown.
In Singapore kids of four will upload Goatse pics with glee,
And perma-bans will stalk the lands from now til half past three.
Thoughts of France piss off the yanks, freedom fries with that?
In the afternoon the ladies swoon at the amount of submitted crap.
Through murky swamps where Cthulhu romps to the top of the highest hill,
We stand united Uncyclopedians, editing and reverting is our thrill.

Needs work still....where's Splarka when you need him? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Progress

All right! Got the chords hashed out, some words scribbled on a piece of paper, and the sky's the limit. I like the chord progression so much I'm going to steal my own music...is that even possible? — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Fire! 13:25, 17 March 2006 (UTC)