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If you and/or your loved ones live in or are visiting America's smartest city, consider yourselves invited to my open mic stand-up performance tonight at the Thurst Lounge and Bar on NE 65th street. Let your hated ones come too - it's a small venue so you can't sit very far from each other, but you guys can get along for one night for the sake of comedy.

My son will also be performing, so bring tomatoes.

AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 17:49, September 2, 2010 (UTC)


Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. It will be easy to recognize which one I am - I'll be the funny one. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 17:55, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
As soon as I finish my teleportation device, I'm there -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:36, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
Uh, isn't Seattle that place where, like, everything is cool? --Roman Dog Bird 20:54, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah so you can understand my move up here from the Inland Empire, where the closest they come to cool are two relatively pleasant shopping malls. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 21:06, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
Man, I wish I lived in Seattle. Microsoft, Nintendo...Wizards of the coast... NERDGASM!!! User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:22, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
I spent approximately an entire quarter at the WotC headquarters. This may somehow explain how I failed out of college. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:07, September 8, 2010 (UTC)
Yay, if its still going by the time I get there and there's no cover/admission charge and no parking fee, I'll be there (I will be the one with no money.)-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:52, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
Or friends, or enthusiasm, or sex appeal -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 07:28, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
Surprise, surprise. Pessimists are seldom disappointed. Getting one to smile just might be a major accomplishment. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:49, September 8, 2010 (UTC)
So... did you go? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:08, September 8, 2010 (UTC)
Actually, yes I did. I almost didn't find the place. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 02:19, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
Ummmm, by my calculations you were an entire day late though. Were my brilliant jokes still echoing in the tiny room? --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 06:09, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
If you were one of the last three, then yes. Enjoyed what leftovers I could, but I missed the first part of the "electric football" joke. If I'd found the place sooner, I might have been able to catch the whole show maybe.-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:49, September 10, 2010 (UTC)