Forum:2008 US Elections! Debate the issues! State your opinions! Make your voices heard!
I'm just kidding, no one cares about your opinion. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:36, Jan 8
- You just crushed my self-esteem. My lawyers will be in contact. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:39, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
- Anyone but George W. Bush, right? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:47, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
CANDIDATE A IS FAT AND UGLY. Mandaliet... in spirit 03:56, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
- Leave Hillary Clinton alone, she can't help it if she is fat and ugly. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 17:55, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Vote for me! I'm wearing pants! -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 04:44, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
--The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 04:43, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
- Vote for me! I'm a naked chick! --SPY 01:44, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Vote for me! I'm a popular action movie star! I've saved the world countless times, and I'll do it again! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:12, 12 Jan 2008
- You all fail. The fatgoat is the only candidate so far with a banner ad. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 04:14, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
I have a banner. VOTE FOR ME!-- 23:49, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
--BurekSP 01:36, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
- Guys, how many times must I tell you that no one cares? However, in the unlikely even that someone does,[1] support Benson. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:47, Jan 13
VOTE PONGO!
He'll make
Tom Mayfair put some pants on at last!
He will totally not turn Uncyclopedia into an insane anarchy where chaos reigns.
Vote for me, for the good of Uncyclopedia. Oh yeah, and as president and such, my policies on America's future will be... reasonable. —PongoV2(talk|cont) 21:28, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
VOTE Al Gore!
He's already
ONE ONCE!
He won't become president,though. The Supreme Court will make sure of that!
Come on. Just do it. --Dexter111344 21:41, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
References
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