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Bulgarian Food in Houston
It is well known that traditional food in the small city of Bulgaria called Houston (also known as the Sillicon valley) is
well made and offered only in high-class restourants (such as JipsyLimited LLC., FreshRom & Co, GipsyFoods International.)
Menus
Expensive Restourants have built strong traditions in the traditional cooking, advancements and cleaning the food are priority number #1.
in the high class menus you can see variety of choices which depend mainly on the weather and season,
but the main foods people would like mostly are:
- Пълнена Ромка
- Мангал по Очи
- Въгленки
- Бъркани Ромчета
- InstaMango
- Задушено Ромчи
- Ром По Панагюрски
- Кълцани Копанарчета
- Приятно Разпрани Роми
- Дърт Ром На Шиш
- Фреш Уайт Ром в сладко кисел сос + дресинг
- Създарма Мангус
- Ромски Езичета
- Ромски Мозък по пернишки
- Ромски чомлек кебаб
- Плескавица от Роми
- Ромска саламура по видински
- Тутманик от бесни ромчета
- Драни Роми по Силистренски
- Диви Ромчета На Скара
- Натрошени Кардараши
BON Apeti.
Some restourants would even offer people to choose their food, before cooking (+$1000 option)
There are groups of people nowdays protesting against 'Натрошени Кардараши', because of the methods used to cook being brutal. before Cooking 'Натрошени Кардараши' the gipsys should be thrown from an air plane, then gathered by a local cooker and put in a vacuum chamber. After that they can be put into the oven.
Advancements
After Long years of development,
Bulgarian cooking has never been faster since Bai Ivan bought chainsaw and started cutting the food by himself.
However Uncle Динко is well known for another invention - he found a fast way to cleanse the food from all bacteria with a FlameThrower just before putting it into the oven.
Meanwhile a group of students from the University of Berlin have developed a cutting edge nano-technology by using nano -bots to infiltrate in the blood of the gipsy organisms therefore giving them easy or painful death. Bulgarian Foods have bought license for using the technology, however it is still experimental and only used by Sadistrom Foods LLC.
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