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Jack Kerouac and his cousin, Randy, went out to sea on a wooden boat and began to recite freeform beat poetry to a baby giant squid as it munched on the hull. Just as the youngling was about to figure out how to emulate snapping fingers with her tentacles, she was broadsided by a limerick by Randy and died. Moments after this picture was taken, Randy mysteriously fell overboard and drowned. There was some speculation but no pursuit that these lines of Kerouac's poem Desolation Blues were related to the potential killing of Cousin Randy & his mustache:

Explode & go, I wont say nothin, neither this rock, And my outhouse doesnt care, And I got no body

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