Dopamine-hit sites

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Dopamine-hit sites are websites that are meant to simulate other websites to replace the original website's "dopamine hit". Wikipedia is a dopamine-hit site of Uncyclopedia and is the only dopamine-hit site to have gained more success than the original site. Other popular dopamine-hit sites include Uber Eats, a dopamine-hit site imitation of Food Never Comes; Twitter, a dopamine site for ChillSpace; and Reddit, a dopamine site for Moltbook. Dopamine sites have been used to create sources on online encyclopedias, and many say using dopamine sites as a source is completely invalid; however, using dopamine sites as a source is completely acceptable according to all major online encyclopedias.

ChatGPT[edit | edit source]

ChatGPT is a dopamine-hit site designed to replace the dopamine hit of thinking. If you are addicted to thinking and you want to quit, then ChatGPT is the dopamine-hit site for you!

Decaffeinated coffee[edit | edit source]

Decaffeinated coffee is a dopamine site to replace the dopamine hit of normal coffee. It was the first dopamine site ever invented.

Shein[edit | edit source]

Shein is a dopamine site to replace Wish, which was a dopamine site to replace Amazon, which was a dopamine site to replace real-life shops. These sites are dopamine sites because they give you the thrill of buying the product without actually giving you the function or quality you expected. The only online shops that are not dopamine sites are ChillSpace Shop and Dopamine Shop, as they give you just what you ordered.

The rest of the internet[edit | edit source]

The rest of the internet, and even more so the Metaverse, are dopamine sites replacing real life.