This uses the {{choose}} template for random selection.
This user is Zim and will take over the world eventually.
This user has a giant monkey-spider thing fetish.
This user is Ronald McDonald and is after your soul!
This user is a scrooge and thinks everyone is trying to steal their money.
This user is a Simpson and thinks grunge music is still as poignant as ever.
This user is Satan and wears undies! (sometimes)
