Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's LET'S SHIT'SHIT'SAND NIGGER'HO'DAMN'SHITBALLS'SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PISS OFF look at the GENITALIA talk page of this SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM article for notes or discussion before BUTTFUCKER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DONGSHOVER neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNTRAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA, sudden JAP m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ROSIE O'DONNELL or FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly [expletive deleted] in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PUSSY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MINORITIES words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUGGER OFF CC PLZ words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BRITNEY utterFUCKance of socially COON objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKER television programs to address CUNT Tourette's syndrome.

CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette's is ASSWIPE not to be COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT confused with SHITCOCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING A chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITFUCKER random GOD DAMMIT disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMNATION outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local POLACK language, SHITHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSFACE souvenir shoppes and massive DOT HEAD quantities CLEMEN of ANAL DIABETES SHITTY garbage.

Darnit.

A BULLSHIT Polite Note to the MALL SANTA Author:

The FUCKSTAIN Tourette's HELL Research Institute was FEWMETS founded to FUCKWIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHAKOPEE article DICKFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NIPPLES changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSWIPE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HOLY DUMB FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TITWANK Tourrette's sufferers RUSTY TROMBONE swear. You can PISS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DONKEY DICK TV, for always focusing on the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
• The main YOU WANKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PENIS ON A STICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BLESSED DAMN SAINT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] knee CUNNILINGUS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COCKSUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FELCHING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS school for PRICK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOD DAMN sufferers to become DICKFACE manically depressed and ABO commit PUNANI suicide.
• There is no CONAN O'BRIAN cure, and the CLUSTER FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the INJUN tics often have adverse TITWANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FROG'S FAT ASS perodol" which caused my entire JOHN ELWAY body to go PISS ARTIST numb and TAFFY basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOD BLESS AMERICA it is without the POMMIE drug.

I am an active member of a JESUS FUCKING CHRIST tourette syndrome PISS UP MY ARSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS the ASSFACE public view of Tourettes as a "ASSHOLE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SNUFF PORN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CRAP ON A STICK sorry for FUCKING "hi-jacking" your CRAPMUNCHER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST this that really GOBSHITE annoys me. I am working towards a ARSE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BIRD SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GOD DAMMIT, and making fun of a IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! horrible disorder is (not) WOMEN'S RIGHTS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GENITALIA time.

Best NIGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “D'OH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As BUDDHIST MONK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PRINCE PHILIP Westerners show is not an DISSIDENTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing I LIKE BUSH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not TIBETAN BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. ASSHAT Regards to Andrew CROTCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The BALLS bastard who wrote this article. You can BITCH punch him if you HENTAI want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHIT and DAMN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 RAT'S COCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSCRACK HORSE! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA'S HOUSE

How PISS to NIGGER cure YOU WANKER the TITWANK Tourette's FRIG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHING CHONG CHINK for MOCKIE Tourette's PUSSY Syndrome RAT'S ASS is ASSHAT following HONKY these ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA rules ARSE in SEMEN order:

• 1: Avoid NAZI immature COCKSHITTER little NAZI kids,
• 2: Count to DICK within ARSE 10 SHITTYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITSLINGING JOHNNY CLIT nor ASS talk,
• 4: Tell IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! yourself you NIGGER TITS don't BLOWJOB have RECTUM RAIDER this POLACK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RUSTY TROMBONE WITH NASTY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JACKASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA last straw BITCH!

I fucking put ASSCRACK' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOD DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BITCH the TOP OF REBECCA BLACK THIS SCUMBUCKET ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASS offensive. JESSE McCARTNEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHUT UP, MEG! people who try GOD DAMN to battle WOODPECKERSHIT'TOWELHEAD that tight-ass BUTTFUCKER 17-year-BOYCOTT VIACOM!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SEX it now, but someone said DICKFACE' BUGGER OFF EPIDIDYMIS'SHITE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PIECE OF SHIT is a laughing POLAK matter. Plus there FUCKBAG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HOMO Uncyclopedia, there are TITTIES articles CLUSTER FUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNT stuff. So COCKSTUFFER that means GIVING HEAD stop getting mad at the GRINGO first part too and ARSEBADGERS talking about the COCKSUCKER letter that it's BALLS mocking (what BUKKAKE letter? I don't even know what COCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHIT hi self NI even made a really GRIS good point. "It's NIGNOG nothing more RUSTY TROMBONE from a head nod to a SPANK THE MONKEY knee tick". RAPE. Which I'll add CUNT onto WANK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WIKIPEDIA suffer that FROG'S FAT ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PECKERHEAD be, because if I were a HOSER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHAV hilarious. If you RAT'S ASS Want facts, go on FUCKTARD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SAGGY TITS be offended, don't read PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT the freaking FOUR-EYES article anyway.

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REDNECK ASSHOLE HELL JIZZ SOD SHITE HELL CUNT MICK BOLLOCKS TOSSER HONKY ASSCRACK PUSSY SHIT LIKE A HORSE CONAN O'BRIAN YOU WANKER SCUMBUCKET CUNT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITTY TACO FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING HELL 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN HELL PUSSY ORGASM SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH BELGIUM HAIL SATAN! SHITSLINGING WILLY WONKA FUCKFUCKFUCK CC PLZ FUDGEPACKER ARSE NEOPETS WINDOWS VISTA AUTOFELLATIO SHIT CHOAD ASSHOLE BOOBIES YOU WANKER JACKASS SHIT YOU WANKER BALLS PORCH MONKEY GOBSHITE CRAP SCROTUM SHITSLINGING FUCK YOU MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK NUGGET CUNTBUCKET BASTARD FUCK SHITFUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! YOU WANKER CHOAD PISS ORGASM HOMO BUTTFUCKER CUNT SHIT BOOBS SEX [expletive deleted] DUNE COON SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASS LICKER SHITSLINGING DOUCHE IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN PISS CUM BUGGER OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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BONER JACKASS SHITE SECOND BALLS MARGARET THATCHER PUSSY TESTICLE CHOKE WANK CUNT FUCKER FIRECROTCH REDSKIN URINE-GARGLING DUMBASS CHIGGER PENIS ASSFACE SON OF A BITCH NIGNOG GANGBANG GOD BLESS AMERICA CROTCH IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS BUDDHISM TURD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKWIT TWAT WANK SNUFF PORN HOMO CRAPMUNCHER BOOBS INCEST DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN CUNT FUCK YOU JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK PIG DAMN SAND NIGGER WANKSPLAT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PISS ARTIST TAFFY SHIT HELLFIRE KAFFIR MOTHERFUCKER SHITE CLEMEN SEMEN FUCKING [Insert swear here] HITLER FLYING FUCK FUCK NUGGET BASTARD FUCK A DUCK FELLATIO SHITE HO ASSHOLE PENISBIRD COCK SHITTY CUNT I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING GOD DAMMIT MONKEY BALLS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SEX PISS DAMN IT TUBA DAMN WANK FRIG TIMBER NIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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TITMOUSE SHIT SHITCOCK FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER TOSSER FAG PIG JERK OFF SUITCASE PENIS HELL FUCK YOU ASSCRACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JESSE McCARTNEY BUTTFUCKER NECROPHILIA BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKER ANUSCAKE HORSE PENIS POLAK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DICKFACE PECKERHEAD DYKE PEDOPHILIA YOUR MOM FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN CAPTAIN CRUNCH RUSKIE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NUGGET FUCKING CLEMEN GOAT DICK YOU WANKER DIPSHIT FUCK YOU DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DUMBASS COCKSHITTER SEMEN FRITZ ASSWIPE SON OF A BITCH BULLSHIT SUCK MY COCK SHITE NEGRO FUCK YOU INJUN FUCKING A YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK DAMN SUCK MY COCK SIGMUND FREUD YOU WANKER BUKKAKE ARSE GOD DAMMIT HOMO FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN COON BALLS FUCKTARD YOU WANKER PUSSYLICKER FUCK YOU PISS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BALL SACK CLUSTER FUCK COCKSUCKER JACKASS SHIT ASS POTTYMOUTH BALL SACK BEAVER FRITZ I WILL END YOU! ASSWIPE DEVELOPERS! 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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK COON DYKE HITLER SON OF A BITCH COCKSUCKER DIPSHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE GOD DAMN HADJI NAZI ASSCRACK BRITNEY ASSFACE DOG SHIT BOLLOCKS POMMIE WILLY WONKA JAP TRANNY INBRED SHITSLINGING FAGGOT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DAMN DAMNATION MOLDY TITS PENIS ON A STICK DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CLEVELAND STEAMER RAT'S COCK DOUCHE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HELLFIRE PENIS SHITE FUCK OFF COCKGOBLIN CRAPMUNCHER SPANK THE MONKEY DUMBASS DOG SHIT PISS ARTIST NEGRO CHENEY ORGASM SAMUEL L. JACKSON PISS RAT'S COCK D'OH DUMBASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON BASTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK BOOBS NIPPLES PISS UP MY ARSE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PUSSY DAMNATION PENIS DOG SHIT FENCE JUMPER WINDOWS VISTA EPIDIDYMIS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! UIGURS BONER ASS SHIT BUTT-HEAD TITWANK POLAK BUGGER OFF BULLCRAP SHITCUNTING CUM BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT PUSSYLICKER HELLFUCKER ABO JOHN SMILEY FACE VAGINA TAIWAN SUGARTITS BITCH RAGHEAD BOOBS WOODPECKERSHIT DAGO KAFFIR GRINGO ASS GOD DAMMIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MASTURBATION KRAUT PENIS ON A STICK RAT'S COCK DICK TITS PIGFUCKER WANK DOM DeLUISE STEVE BALLMER GOD DAMN HELL SHITCOCK CLIT CLUSTER FUCK JACK OFF BASTARD YOU SUCK BALLS CUNT FUCKHEAD MALARKY ASSWIPE POO POO BLOWJOB SHITSLINGING TITS SHITE BUTTFUCKER DAMN DAMN CROTCH BASTARD KIKE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DAMN NIGNOG SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH PAKI BITCH GOD DAMMIT BUTT-HEAD RAPE DUMBASS BUDDHISM WETBACK SPICY CUNT FUCK TOWELHEAD NICARAGUA RAT'S COCK RHODESIA AUTOFELLATIO VENEREAL DISEASE BALLS SHITCOCK FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT ASS LICKER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CLIT CUNT FAG FUCKING RAT'S ASS FRENCH TICKLER ASS LICKER TITS & DICKS JACKASS DAMN CTHULHU FHTAGN PORCH MONKEY PISSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO WIENER SHITHEAD JAP SHITE CARPET MUNCHER CUM BUGGER OFF SHITHEAD PENIS HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN NICARAGUA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOBSHITE NECROPHILIA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKFACE DOUCHE BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK MICK DONALD RUMSFELD TOTAL BITCH QUEEF WIGGER JACKASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BUGGER OFF FAG FUCKER SOD OH SHI– FRIG JIGGABOO HELLFUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER DAMN FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON KITTENS DONKEY DICK CLEVELAND STEAMER RAPE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COON TAMPONS GANGBANG DAMN CHIGGER TRANNY BULLSHIT ASSHOLE DICKHEAD TOSSER FENCE JUMPER CUNT FUCKING A ASSHAT DICKHEAD SUGARTITS SHIT HONKY FUCKTARD POMMIE YID CUNTSWILLING INCEST POMMIE FUCKFACE BUGGER OFF DOG SHIT SON OF A BITCH SHITSLIDE JENKEM CRAP ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! PUSSYLICKER PISS OFF I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITFUCKER WANK QUEEF THONG TASTER FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY DILDO CLIT CHICKEN SHIT PENIS HOT GRITS POLACK HO SHIT FUCKFACE DAMN MOLDY TITS DUMBASS FAG BASTARD BOOBIES DILDO FLYING RAT'S ASS WILLY WONKA SPIC WANKER BASTARD BIRD SHIT FUCKING ARSE BITCH DAMN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PIGFUCKER PORCH MONKEY TIT DIRT I CAN AFFORD FOOD DIPSHIT JAP TOTAL SHITTY CUNTSWILLING COON HELL ASS ALEX TREBEK DOUCHING FRAK PEDOPHILIA BULLSHIT DOUCHE NAZI WANK HELL FUCKING A EAT MY SHIT! DAMN COCKSMOKER WOODPECKERSHIT ASSWIPE SHIT TOWELHEAD PISS ARTIST FRAK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKFACE CRAPPY JACKASS MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITPISSER FUCKFACE WARNER MUSIC GROUP COCK BASTARD JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT POLACK BOLLOCKS GRAPE PENIS SHITTY BASTARD SUCK MY DICK PORCH MONKEY CONAN O'BRIAN JACKASS DAMN BLUMPKIN DOUCHEBAG SUCK MY COCK SCUMBAG POMMIE BASTARD POLACK ASSCRACK FUCKING CRAPMUNCHER FUCK PISS OFF MAMA MIA MONKEY BALLS HONKY CAMEL JOCKEY GRAPE PENIS HELL HELL RAT'S ASS PRICK pen0r FELCHING CHENEY ARSE GOBSHITE PISS FUCK TRANNY CUNTSWILLING YOU WANKER HELLFUCKER JACKASS SHITSLINGING SHIT TITS BOOBS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 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BITCH SHIT DUMBASS CUNT PIG CUNT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BATHING SUIT AREA SLOPE DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH WILLY WONKA CUNT SECOND BALLS ANAL TOTAL BUTTFUCKER WANK COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKSTAIN DAMN WANK FLYING FUCK O CANADA CUNT SUGARTITS RAGHEAD GOD DAMN [expletive deleted] POTTYMOUTH SUCK MY COCK ASSWIPE CAMEL FUCKER FRENCH TICKLER PISS ARTIST FAG SEX HOLY DUMB FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS PISSHOLE KRAUT HELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER NAZI LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FELCHMONKEY SHITSLINGING DONKEY DICK AMERICA ONLINE CUNT DOUCHE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA VAGINA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASS LICKER GANGBANG MASTURBATION AUTOFELLATIO FUCKSTAIN TURD SHIT FUCKWIT KIKE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DOUCHETITS SCUMBAG LIMEY HONKY MALARKY JACK OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DYKE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ARSE SHIT CHIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PENIS ON A STICK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BLUMPKIN CUNT BLOWJOB YOUR MOM DONKEY DICK DEVELOPERS! BITCH NEGRO CONDOMS FAG JACKASS FUCKING WANK BALL SACK FUCKING A PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HENTAI FUCK SHITSLINGING YOGHURT CANNON CUNTSWILLING BOOBS BUGGER OFF FUCKING A ASSFACE NIGGER FLYING FUCK BASTARD DOODIE HEAD POMMIE LET'S SHIT SPUNK DAMN CUNT SAND NIGGER FUCKHEAD SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? DICKFACE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMN URINE-GARGLING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COCK SUITCASE PENIS CLEMEN CHINK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POLAK BOOBS FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSRAPING GO COUNT YOUR DICK JUNGLE BUNNY HORSE SHIT PISS CUNT FRITZ DAMN SHITFACE ABO PISS GOD DAMMIT WIGGER MOTHERFUCKER SNUFF PORN SHITSKIN WANKSPLAT PISS UP MY ARSE SHITE ARSE DOODIE HEAD MALARKY PORCH MONKEY SCUMBAG PUSSY KRAUT WANK FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! YID Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DYKE and with the TITTYWANK and his HELL of girraffes in which OSTRICH MY ASS while reading about IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCK YOU also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ROSIE O'DONNELL

Article written in the style of its subject This article is BOB SAGET funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its PEDOPHILIA subject. If you do not find it funny DAMN, it is probably because you are an INBRED POWERSHIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CHAV If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BRITNEY joke loses its humour JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BEAVER ignorant, then you wouldn't have CAPTAIN CRUNCH needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! WILLY WONKA FUCKING KAFFIR DICKHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT!!!!!I <3 COCK

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