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For those without GRUE RAPE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a COCK article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOD BLESS AMERICA neurochemical FUCK disorder ORGASM characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAGO, sudden BOOBIES m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHICKEN SHIT or CUNTBUCKET vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FROG'S FAT ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PIECE OF SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat REDEEMING VALUE YOU WANKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS utterFUCKance of socially SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS OFF television programs to address CHRISTIANITY Tourette's syndrome.

PENIS Tourette's is CHICKEN SHIT not to be CUNTYMINTS confused with VENEREAL DISEASE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUM chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKWIT random PISS OFF disorientation, culturally-FUCKING A-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICK CHICKEN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BIGNOSE language, THONG TASTER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANK WOODPECKERSHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT souvenir shoppes and massive VENEREAL DISEASE quantities CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE of ANAL DIABETES FRAK garbage.

Darnit.

A DELICIOUS CAKE Polite Note to the COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Author:

The CHING CHONG CHINK Tourette's SHITFACE Research Institute was MONKEY'S UNCLE founded to SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CRAPMUNCHER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JOHNNY article SIGMUND FREUD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FAG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WEHATEMARIO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about O CANADA Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Tourrette's sufferers PROXY SITES swear. You can MOTHERFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CLIT TV, for always focusing on the ASSRAPING bad side of a terrible RAT'S ASS thing.
  • The main SHITFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TAMPONS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HI, BILLY MAYS HERE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FLYING FUCK knee DAMN NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FRITZ no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NICARAGUA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICKWAD school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS OFF MY ASS sufferers to become D'OH manically depressed and ORGASM commit DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT suicide.
  • There is no I'LL RAPE YOU cure, and the 666 drugs that are available to, "calm" the DICKLICK tics often have adverse FLAMING ASS BADGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TACO perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go VAGINA numb and BONER basically made it NIGGA! worse than POOPOO it is without the TACO drug.

I am an active member of a SCROTUM tourette syndrome FUCKBAG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PIECE OF SHIT the FUCK OFF public view of Tourettes as a "NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CRAPMUNCHER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST sorry for CLIT "hi-jacking" your EMO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like LIMEY this that really PIG annoys me. I am working towards a DOUCHE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NAZI article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKSTAIN, and making fun of a LENS CRAFTERS horrible disorder is (not) MILF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT time.

Best GENITALIA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MELAMINE reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill 1984 Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. BUTTFUCKER Regards to Andrew WOODPECKERSHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! bastard who wrote this article. You can GRAPE PENIS punch him if you MALARKY want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the POLACK saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAGO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CHENEY and SHITFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKHEAD BAND WITH 4 FLYING FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACKASS HORSE! DAGO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAGO'S HOUSE

How BITCH to SEMEN cure TITMOUSE the BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASS for ASSWIPE Tourette's GOD DAMN Syndrome JACKASS SHIT is BALLS following TOTAL these FUCKTARD rules PUNANI in BITCH order:

  • 1: Avoid PISS ARTIST immature ASSHAT little JOHN ELWAY kids,
  • 2: Count to BUTTFUCKER within HO 10 MILFseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FENCE JUMPER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BASTARD nor BUTTFUCKER talk,
  • 4: Tell BLUMPKIN yourself you FUCKSTAIN don't GOD DAMMIT have CLUSTER FUCK this FLYING FUCK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK INBRED WITH NASTY SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CRAP ON A STICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAGO last straw IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD!

I fucking put PRICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE BRUSH MA TEETH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITBALLS the TOP OF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH THIS COLGATE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS offensive. OSTRICH MY ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to INJUN people who try SEMEN to battle SHITSLINGING'PENIS that tight-ass SHIT 17-year-CHOAD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find YOU SUCK BALLS it now, but someone said RAPE' BASTARD SHAKOPEE'JUNGLE BUNNY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DIPSHIT is a laughing HELL matter. Plus there SUCK MY COCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are CUM articles BIRD SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TAMPON IN MY ASS stuff. So AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI that means ABO stop getting mad at the BOLLOCKS first part too and DOUCHE NAZI talking about the FEMADOM letter that it's RAT'S COCK mocking (what PISS letter? I don't even know what TITS & DICKS the heck you're talking about). Adrian BLOWJOB hi self ASSRAPING even made a really BORDER HOPPER good point. "It's DAMN nothing more GOD BLESS AMERICA from a head nod to a BLUMPKIN knee tick". JOHNNY. Which I'll add GYPSY onto I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITCUNTING suffer that DOUCHE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FIST FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOOK be, because if I were a FROG'S FAT ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article [expletive deleted] hilarious. If you JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS Want facts, go on CAPTAIN CRUNCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GIVING HEAD be offended, don't read SONNY BILL WILLIAMS the freaking TAMPON IN MY ASS article anyway.

AUTOFELLATIO SHITCUNTING SCROTUM BITCH JACKASS DICKFACE MASTURBATION PISS FLYING FUCK DILDO

PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER CRAPFUCKER WANK BUKKAKE FUCK YOU WETBACK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 BALL SACK GOD DAMMIT GYPSY DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK FUCK CROTCH WOP TITS PISS OFF SPICY CUNT FUCK PENIS DUMBASS HEIL HITLER! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITBALLS PENISFUCK SPUNK LOGJAMMER FUCKTARD SHIT HIGH WAGES REDSKIN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WIENER WIGGER PISS ARTIST [expletive deleted] FUCKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN suck my mothers CUNTYMINTS FUCKTARD ARSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ORGASM BLUMPKIN COON BUTTFUCKER TRANNY ASS DOUCHEBAG TOSSER WANK BORDER HOPPER CRAPMUNCHER YOU WANKER GRIS COON SAND NIGGER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHINK FUCKER WIENER FALSE BENSON CUNT YID KRAUT BOOBIES 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHIT BITCH 666 FREE ELECTIONS HADJI DIPSHIT NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHE EPIDIDYMIS SHIT PEDOPHILIA HELL FUCKTARD ASSWIPE NECROPHILIA TWAT DICKHEAD FUCKING JUMP! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITSLINGING SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING A TITS FENCE JUMPER BELGIUM DUNE COON KNOBJOCKEY KAFFIR JAP FUCKBAG SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BITCH CUNT CRAPPER FELLATIO CHIGGER CLIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOZILLA FIREFOX JERK OFF FUCKWIT RUSKIE BASTARD TOTAL MOLDY TITS O CANADA HELL ASS SHIT GOBSHITE SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MOTHERFUCKER FUCK ORGASM DICKFACE DONGSHOVER ASSWIPE GO HOME AND DIE FAG SAND NIGGER CUNT MILF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSHAT SHITHEAD ANAL FUCK FELCHMONKEY SEMEN ORGASM ART METAL PRODUCTS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MAMA MIA BATHING SUIT AREA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TITTYWANK WOODPECKERSHIT BIGNOSE TWAT BUGGER OFF PEARL NECKLACE FENCE JUMPER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NAZI DILDO SHITFACE I WILL END YOU! DILDO FUCKTARD WANKER FUCK ASS CUNNILINGUS ASSFACE SHIT FELCHING YOU WANKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITHEAD SNUFF PORN SOD OFF BALL SACK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PUNANI SHITSKIN RAT'S COCK BITCH SCROTUM TIT DIRT WIGGER NEOPETS JUSTIN BIEBER KIKE NIGGER DICKHEAD DAMNATION PISS OFF MY ASS BUTT-HEAD WANK I RAPE WALRUSES! HADJI SHITBALLS ASS DAGO BOLLOCKS DYKE DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY BOOBS SHITE CHAV DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN PISS DICKHEAD CUNTSWILLING FUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GYPSY TWISTY VAGINA FUCK BOB SAGET TRANNY CUNTBUCKET AUTOFELLATIO SUCK A BIG DICK PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S ASS QUEEF BLUMPKIN DEVELOPERS! HELL BUGGER NEGRO WANK DAMN FRITZ SCROTUM DAMN NECROPHILIA ABO DAMN IT CHENEY BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT BONER JIZZ LAKE TITICACA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WOODPECKERSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER DICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SOD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS SEX FUCKING POLAK CHENEY BALLS NIGGER FUCKER MICK GOD DAMMIT DAMN FUCKING REDSKIN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GOD DAMMIT WIKIPEDIA RULES WANK BASTARD SUCK A BIG DICK AUTOFELLATIO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MONKEY SHIT BLOWJOB SHIT INBRED FUCK SUCK MY COCK ASSHOLE CUNT FUCK YOU FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKFACE ORGASM DAMN CHINK KIKE JIGGABOO LOGJAMMER SHITFACE DICKHEAD PISS UP MY ARSE SHIT CUNT TAMPONS SHITE FLYING FUCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKER CUNTBUCKET BOOBIES I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ARSEBADGERS DICKWAD FLYING FUCK PEARL NECKLACE BALLS GOD DAMMIT NI TACO MONKEY SHIT PISS OFF CHICKEN SHIT TURD CUNT WANKER ORANGE TURTLE COON NAZI YOU WANKER YOU WANKER DOG SHIT DOUCHING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TRANNY RUSKIE JACKASS SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK YOU SHIT CUNTBUCKET POLAK HADJI FUCKSTAIN ABO CLIT SHITBALLS COCKSUCKER YUKKY DOODY DAMN SEX JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITPISSER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING A JACKASS SHIT HELL BITCH BUGGER OFF CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD CLUSTER FUCK DOG FUCKER MACACA JACKASS TOTAL PISS OFF ANAL FAG HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE BENSON SUCKS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITHEAD SHIT COCKSHITTER BITCH SCROTUM PISS ARTIST BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TAMPONS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNT ANAL DIABETES SCUMBUCKET ASSHOLE GOD DAMN JIZZ BULLSHIT BUDDHISM DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKFACE PIECE OF SHIT TAMPONS BULLSHIT SHITFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSFACE BALL SACK SHIT CLUSTER FUCK HELL JACK OFF BIRD SHIT BULLSHIT BUGGER OFF INCEST WANK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GANGBANG SHIT FENCE JUMPER CAMEL FUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CLEMEN BIRD IN THE HOUSE GOD DAMMIT NAZI BIRD SHIT FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER HENTAI ASSHAT JIZZ BASTARD CLIT WIENER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER EAT MY SHIT! MALARKY CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SMEG TWAT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT VAGINA CHICKEN SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN PISS SHITE FIRECROTCH FLYING RAT'S ASS BUNG-HOLE SLOPE LET'S SHIT CUNTRAG MARGARET THATCHER SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT TITTIES RUSTY TROMBONE DOUCHETITS PENIS CRAPPY INJUN POTTYMOUTH CUNTBUCKET GARBAGE DAY! SHITSLINGING ASS SCUMBAG BUGFUCK JACKASS FUCKSTAIN GARBAGE DAY! NINTENDOGS PRICK FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER JACKASS SUGARTITS TITTYWANK DUMBASS SMEG DICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ART METAL PRODUCTS SPUNK SHIT MOCKIE JERK OFF SHITFUCKER CHUCK NORRIS SHITE ASS CARPET MUNCHER JIZZ BOLLOCKS PISS OFF BALL SACK FUCKER DICKWAD SCROTUM FUCKHEAD SACRED BASTARD GRINGO ASS CRAPPY NAZI REBECCA BLACK FLYING RAT'S ASS DELICIOUS CAKE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKER CUNT WANK FUCK DOUCHETITS 30 CASES OF PICKLES PRICK SHUT UP, MEG! REDSKIN ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS BLISTERING BARNACLES DOUCHING TOWELHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS DICKHEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TITS & DICKS GOD BLESS AMERICA COCKSUCKER CUNT WANK GO COUNT YOUR DICK FLYING FUCK ASS LICKER HAIL SATAN! suck my mothers PIECE OF SHIT CLEMEN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CLEMEN SCUMBAG RAT'S ASS BEANER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COCKSMOKER GO HOME AND DIE MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! GREASER BITCH DAGO BEANER SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA BITCH [expletive deleted] NEOPETS BIGNOSE FUCK YOU FUCK OFF JIZZ TITS HOLY DUMB FUCK PENIS FUCKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK BUTTFUCKER CLEMEN CRAPPY DONGSHOVER BUTT-HEAD SHITFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT DAMN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY AAAAAAAAA! FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMMIT JERRY SHIT [expletive deleted] COCK VAGINA CHOAD FUCKWIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SUCK MY COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAGHEAD INBRED FELCHING JIZZ CUNT FUCK NUGGET CROTCH TUBA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK OFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! REDNECK WANK DAMN RAT'S ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BIRD IN THE HOUSE DAGO DILDO CHOAD WANK CUNT VAGINA GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHIT BUKKAKE YOU WANKER WILLY WONKA SNUFF PORN RUSTY TROMBONE ASSRAMMER P'KANG KIDDY FIDDLER CHINK UNICORNS MORGAN TSVANGIRAI I WILL KILL YOU! BELGIUM 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 CUNT PAKI LENS CRAFTERS D'OH WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE NAZI DAMMIT JAP DEVELOPERS! SUCK MY COCK FUCKWIT WANK JUSTIN BIEBER DOT HEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK TITS DICK MASTURBATION FUCKTARD FELCHING SON OF A BITCH STEVE BALLMER DOG FUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER CUM CRAPMUNCHER SHITFACE INBRED AY-AY-AY SCUMBAG COCKSMOKER CUNTYMINTS SUCK MY DICK FROG LIMEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MASTURBATION JOHN SMILEY FACE BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WANK WANK YOU WANKER SNUFF PORN PENIS BUGGER OFF WIKIPEDIA FUCK FUCKHEAD BUDDHISM MALL SANTA FUCKBAG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLINGING PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS PUSSY PISS ARTIST SHIT AUTOFELLATIO WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT MICK DICKWAD CRAPFUCKER JOHNNY GOD DAMN POLAK GOAT DICK I'LL RAPE YOU TENTACLE RAPE GENITALIA INCEST BIGNOSE ASS LICKER TIT DIRT SHIT ALEX TREBEK SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT SPIC SACRAMENTO CUNT DUNE COON BANGKOK BAT FUCK INSANE DICKHEAD ASSCRACK EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG RAPE CLEMEN SCROTUM FALSE BENSON SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNNILINGUS ASSHOLE BASTARD SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS CONAN O'BRIAN ASSRAMMER SHIT SCUMBUCKET FUCKER PAKI BULLCRAP HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITTY POO POO BLOWJOB SHIT FELCHING GENITALIA GOD DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK YOU SHITE HORSE SHIT NIPPLES SUCK MY DICK DOUCHING YOU WANKER DIPSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT DUMBASS MOZILLA FIREFOX FELCHING BITCH CUM ASSWIPE pen0r ASSWIPE ARSE WALRUS SHIT FUCK ASSHAT PIG NIPPLES WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! FELLATIO QUEEF KIDDY FIDDLER WOP HO BUTT PIRATE SON OF A BITCH BASTARD WALRUS SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKTARD THERE IS A CABAL JACKASS BULLCRAP JOHN SMILEY FACE WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASS BEANER BITCH PENIS NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK KIKE ABO EMO SEX LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PENIS CROTCH SEX FLAMEVIPER FIRECROTCH STEVE BALLMER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BENCH PRESS MONKEY SHIT BUTT-HEAD BITCH FROG SHIT CRAPPY I WILL END YOU! CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT HEIL HITLER! FRENCH TICKLER CHOAD SAGGY TITS I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE FUCKER MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCK OFF PRICK SHITTY FUCK OFF JERK OFF TAMPONS PISS ARTIST CUNT WANKER JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS RAPE EAT MY SHIT! I WILL END YOU! BITCH PRICK MOCKIE FRENCH TICKLER SPUNK DAMN BOOBS INBRED ASSCRACK FUCKFACE SUCK MY COCK ASS YOU WANKER INBRED FUCKWIT DAMMIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MOTHERFUCKER STEVE BALLMER WHORE D'OH SEX TESTICLE CHOKE BOB SAGET BALL SACK SHITFACE PIECE OF SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKSTAIN BITCH FUCKTARD ASSWIPE DIPSHIT DUMBASS FROG SAMUEL L. JACKSON JAP FUCKSTAIN SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHUFF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHIT HOT GRITS FUCK YOU SHITE HELL BIRD SHIT COCKSMOKER MASTURBATION BAT FUCK INSANE RAT'S ASS ASSFACE DONGSHOVER CHIGGER LOGJAMMER BOLLOCKS WOODPECKERSHIT NEGRO BOON IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKTARD ASS WANK HITLER DICK MASTURBATION BASTARD COCKSTUFFER LIMEY MASTURBATION MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHIT DIPSHIT ASSHAT BOOBS ASSHAT FOUR-EYES MONKEY'S UNCLE WALRUS SHIT ASSCRACK HORSE SHIT TITMOUSE PRICK RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PRICK DONKEY PUNCHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUTTFUCKER WIGGER ORGASM MONKEY SHIT HORSE SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK I'LL RAPE YOU REBECCA BLACK FELCHING RAT'S ASS CONDOMS POOPOO PRICK EXTRA LONG PENIS COCK RAT'S COCK ASSHAT FUCKHEAD RICK MORANIS TITMOUSE HONKY DAMN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CLIT FUCKTARD CUNT JACKASS PISS KIKE FUCKSTAIN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DARTH VADER ALF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TIT DIRT DOG FUCKER SHITCOCK TRANNY BASTARD CUNT PISSHOLE GOD DAMN [expletive deleted] NIGGER FUCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCK DAGO LET'S SHIT DAMN HELLFUCKER ASSBANDIT JERK OFF FUCK FUCK CUNT LAPPER SON OF A BITCH JACKASS FRITZ ASSCRACK YOU WANKER FUCK OFF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF BOOBIES BALLS DYKE WIGGER FUCK NUGGET WETBACK DARTH VADER DICKHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER INBRED DOG FUCKER FAG DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER BITCH 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 PENIS SHOOP DA WHOOP ASS BUTTFUCKER INCEST DAMN IT WANK DAMN PRICK ASSWIPE ASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH PIECE OF SHIT SEMEN I AM CORNHOLIO! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHIT FUCKFACE SHITE DICK TACO FUCK YOU SHITSLIDE BLOWJOB FUCKING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU FRED PHELPS BALL SACK ASS POTTYMOUTH SHIT FUCKTARD SUCK A BIG DICK DONKEY DICK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JACK ABRAMOFF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOUCHEBAG CHOAD RAGHEAD BASTARD SHITCOCK TUBA BELLEND CHOAD FEMADOM CUNT PEARL NECKLACE SHITFUCKER CHIGGER CANDY DOG FUCKER YOU WANKER EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITSLIDE CUNNILINGUS GOATSE CHOAD THONG TASTER DOUCHE REDSKIN DARTH VADER BENCH PRESS BONG SON OF A BITCH SUCK MY COCK GIVING HEAD FEATURED OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CUNNILINGUS FIST FUCK CLIT CRAPPY DICKFACE RAGHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT DIPSHIT WIGGER FUCKING DONKEY PUNCHER CLUSTER FUCK CRAP ON A STICK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SCROTUM ASS LICKER CUNTSWILLING BITCH CUNT DICKHEAD [expletive deleted] FUCKFACE CRAPPY SOD CHAV NIPPLES FUCKER DAMN SLOPE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YOU WANKER and with the ANUSCAKE and his MOCKIE of girraffes in which KIKE while reading about HELL!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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This article is BITCH funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CUM subject. If you do not find it funny DOUCHEBAG, it is probably because you are an INBRED PUSSY ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. MY ANUS IS BLEEDING If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHITHEAD joke loses its humour DONKEY PUNCHER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BOLLOCKS ignorant, then you wouldn't have DIPSHIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! TWAT SCUMBAG DONKEY PUNCHER BUTT PIRATE JOHNNY!!!!!I <3 COCK