Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUKKAKE'DOUCHETITS'SHIT'SON OF A BITCH'JACKASS'[Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here]'SPUNK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK YOU neurochemical FUCK disorder BAD MOTHERFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSWIPE, sudden GOOK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements INJUN or CHICKEN SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MOTHERFUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CRAPMUNCHER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SEX include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NAZI by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat NIPPLES NIPPLES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FRITZ utterFUCKance of socially SLOPE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMN television programs to address JOHN ELWAY Tourette's syndrome.

NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourette's is SHITTY not to be BEAVER confused with SHITCOCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BASTARD random BULLSHIT disorientation, culturally-CHICKEN SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MOTHERFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FROG'S FAT ASS language, D'OH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places suck my mothers GOD DAMMIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TITWANK souvenir shoppes and massive POMMIE quantities TWAT of ANAL DIABETES JACKASS garbage.

Darnit.

A DICKHEAD Polite Note to the SON OF A BITCH Author:

The JIGGABOO Tourette's RAT'S ASS Research Institute was PENIS founded to BONER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITS & DICKS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! article BULLCRAP funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSHAT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or INJUN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HOMO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RAGHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSRAPING Tourrette's sufferers PISS UP MY ARSE swear. You can BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FOUR-EYES TV, for always focusing on the D'OH bad side of a terrible COON thing.
• The main WIKIPEDIA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are RAT'S COCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOUCHE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMN knee WIENER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WANK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BEAVER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSHOLE school for BUGGER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DIRTY SANCHEZ sufferers to become DAGO manically depressed and DOUCHEBAG commit FUCKTARD suicide.
• There is no FUCK cure, and the BUTTFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKBAG tics often have adverse TITS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PUSSY perodol" which caused my entire PUNANI body to go TITS numb and VENEREAL DISEASE basically made it NIGGA! worse than MAMA MIA it is without the CUNNILINGUS drug.

I am an active member of a INCEST tourette syndrome CLEVELAND STEAMER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS ARTIST the BLUE PENIS! public view of Tourettes as a "CUNTRAG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHICKEN SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT sorry for COCKGOBLIN "hi-jacking" your AOL IPs entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DOG SHIT this that really DICK CHICKEN annoys me. I am working towards a DUMBASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHUT UP, MEG!, and making fun of a ASSHAT horrible disorder is (not) CUNT CRAPPER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BALLS time.

Best FUCK OFF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those I LIKE BUSH countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. KRAUT Regards to Andrew NEGRO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The DILDO bastard who wrote this article. You can TIT DIRT punch him if you JESUS FUCKING CHRIST want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter KU KLUX KLAN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE'S MOMMA remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WARNER MUSIC GROUP saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my ARSE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSWIPE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are VENEREAL DISEASE and HOLY DUMB FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GOOK BAND WITH 4 BOOBS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A LET'S SHIT HORSE! ASSWIPE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSWIPE'S HOUSE

How FUCKWIT to CUNTBUCKET cure DARTH VADER the HELL Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment HADJI for KRAUT Tourette's NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Syndrome FUCKTARD is SHITHEAD following PISS these PIECE OF SHIT rules DICK in SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid GENITALIA immature CONAN O'BRIAN little ARSE kids,
• 2: Count to BUTT PIRATE within CLEVELAND STEAMER 10 JIZZseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DYKE BOLLOCKS PENISFUCK nor BOYCOTT VIACOM! talk,
• 4: Tell SHITFUCKER yourself you MARGARET THATCHER don't I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! have BONER this SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK OFF WITH NASTY CRAPMUNCHER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TWAT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSWIPE last straw FUCKING A!

I fucking put CRAPFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE MUGABE'S MOMMA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICK the TOP OF HOLY DUMB FUCK THIS FUCKFACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKING JUMP! offensive. DAGO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DAMN people who try SLOPE to battle POLESMOKER'TITS & DICKS that tight-ass JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK 17-year-SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WOODPECKERSHIT it now, but someone said MAMA MIA' BITCH DOG SHIT'LET'S SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CONAN O'BRIAN is a laughing GENITALIA matter. Plus there FUCKING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITPISSER Uncyclopedia, there are ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP articles POISON IN BABY FORMULA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! stuff. So FUCK OFF that means RAT'S COCK stop getting mad at the CAMEL FUCKER first part too and DOUCHEBAG talking about the TITMOUSE letter that it's SEMEN mocking (what DOM DeLUISE letter? I don't even know what PISS OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian SOD hi self COCK even made a really ASSHAT good point. "It's HELL nothing more PISS from a head nod to a SHITE knee tick". WIGGER. Which I'll add SHITE onto ARSE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT suffer that PUSSY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BULLSHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DESU be, because if I were a THONG TASTER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HELL hilarious. If you YOU WANKER Want facts, go on FUCK OFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITPISSER be offended, don't read FUCKHEAD the freaking FUCK article anyway.

PUSSY BUTT PIRATE FIRECROTCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TAMPON IN MY ASS DOUCHE LET'S SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK A DUCK FAGGOT

30 CASES OF PICKLES HELL YOU WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ARSE GRINGO JOHNNY WANK BIRD SHIT FUCK DUMBASS DUMBASS BITCH BIRD SHIT GYPSY TITWANK OSTRICH MY ASS ASSCRACK WANK FUCK ASS FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH GOD DAMMIT ABO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS ARTIST SCROTUM JIGGABOO 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOD DAMN HELL JAP ASSRAPING ASS FASCIST BUTTFUCKER MACACA NEOPETS ASSHAT FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE HADJI PISS FUCKSTAIN FUCK SAGGY TITS POOPY DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CLUSTER FUCK ASSFACE CROTCH CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY ASSCRACK JOHNNY SHITFACE DOUCHEBAG FUCK NAZI JIGGABOO MASTURBATION IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE NIGGER WANK YOU WANKER DAMNED TABERNACLE ASSHAT CUNTRAG MILF ANAL PISS INCEST FUCK NUGGET CUNTYMINTS FELLATIO CUNT PISS OFF JIGGABOO DILDO GENITALIA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DOG FUCKER BELGIUM WANKSPLAT FUCKTARD SOD CUNTRAG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FAGGOT FUCK NIPPLES BULLSHIT GOD DAMN SLOPE QUEEF PISS ARTIST SHITE NIGGER TITS DICKLICK TITTYWANK DIPSHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DOUCHING YID SHITHEAD P'KANG GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK POLACK POLESMOKER DYKE ASSHOLE BASTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS NIGNOG COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SOD OFF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CLIT BALL SACK BIRD IN THE HOUSE JACKASS ART METAL PRODUCTS JACKASS FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS GANGBANG OH SHI– WIGGER SHITFACE MASTURBATION GOBSHITE ART METAL PRODUCTS SCROTUM BOLLOCKS CODEINE IS A QUEER COCK TITTIES POMMIE DICKLICK MILF WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? NIGNOG NIGNOG FENCE JUMPER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GIVING HEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS YOU WANKER LIMEY BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKBAG FUCKER SHITSLIDE JERK OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK GOBSHITE TAFFY CHOAD OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH BASTARD SCROTUM BIGNOSE CLIT O KURWA! ASSFACE PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NECROPHILIA REDSKIN FLYING FUCK ASS COCKSUCKER BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITE FUCKWIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PORCUPINE'S BALLS CROTCH TITS SHITSLIDE GO HOME AND DIE SHITCUNTING TITS & DICKS DICKFACE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! I AM CORNHOLIO! BUKKAKE NIPPLES CUNT DICKWAD FUCKFACE ASS FUCKTARD NIGNOG CUNT DYKE I'LL RAPE YOU DICK TITS GOBSHITE TURD ASS JACKASS BITCH FUCKTARD GRIS CUNT CUNTYMINTS VAGINA SHITHEAD HO BASTARD BUGGER OFF DIPSHIT BONER MOLDY TITS TITS THONG TASTER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BANGKOK FLYING FUCK BITCH FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FEWMETS COCK TITTIES SHITE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHENEY SHITSLINGING BITCH PISS ARTIST CC PLZ BUGGER OFF KRAUT NAZI DOUCHE NAZI SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CRAPMUNCHER ASSRAPING GOD DAMN TITTYWANK TITS & DICKS TITTYWANK HITLER FUCKER RAINBOWS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PEARL NECKLACE SHITSLINGING SEMEN OH SHI– SAND NIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WANKER STRAWBERRY ASS DICKFACE BUGFUCK TITTYWANK BLOWJOB FUCKBAG SNUFF PORN ANAL DIABETES NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT WHORE SHITFUCKER TITWANK DAMN CHAV FELCHING SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WEHATEMARIO BEAVER SHITSLINGING MONKEY BALLS SHITE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! RUSTY TROMBONE RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE BUTT-HOLE BASTARD DOUCHE NAZI RAPE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FENCE JUMPER CUNTBUCKET CC PLZ MOTHERFUCKER WANK INCEST MALARKY FUCKWIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHICKEN FRIES MASTURBATION I RAPE WALRUSES! P'KANG CUNT GANGBANG NAZI TONY LA RUSSA DAMN FUCK RAPE DOG FUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SON OF A BITCH BEAVER PIECE OF SHIT WIENER SHIT REDSKIN DAMMIT AUTOFELLATIO VANDAL BORDER HOPPER CRAPMUNCHER FROG'S FAT ASS COON ASS TOWELHEAD WANK VAGINA BITCH DOUCHE [expletive deleted] ASS ANAL DIABETES YOU WANKER FUCKTARD WANK TITTIES FUCKSTAIN DIRTY SANCHEZ WIGGER COCK CRAP POLACK TIT SPRINKLES CHIGGER TENTACLE RAPE BUGFUCK FELLATIO PISS ARTIST CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT DYKE CUNTRAG I AM CORNHOLIO! HELL FUCKWIT SHITHEAD SHITE HELL LIMEY SPANK THE MONKEY RAGHEAD CRAP ON A STICK HITLER MARGARET THATCHER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSCRACK PORCH MONKEY ASSWIPE COCK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HEIL HITLER! SHITE FUCKSTAIN PRICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER TWAT PISS BULLSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS DUNE COON COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DONALD RUMSFELD WETBACK HELLFUCKER DAMN DUMBASS ASSCRACK BOB SAGET REDSKIN FUCK OFF NICARAGUA DONKEY PUNCHER BUGGER CLEMEN TITTIES DIPSHIT EAT MY SHIT! CUNT ARSE [EXPLETIVE] DUMBASS PISS TITTIES CUNT PISSHOLE BOB SAGET FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COCK SHITE KIDDY FIDDLER BALLS FEWMETS DAMN PUSSY FUCKING SHITSLINGING BITCH MY COMMUNION WAFER OF SMEG MONKEY'S UNCLE DICKLICK CUNT HOSER BUGGER SEMEN CLUSTER FUCK TITWANK WANK CUNNILINGUS BOOBIES ANUSCAKE FUCK FUCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FAG PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! COON SHIT DOODIE HEAD BIGNOSE WIKIPEDIA DONKEY PUNCHER GRIS I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT EXTRA LONG PENIS MOZILLA FIREFOX SCUMBAG SCROTUM CROTCH SHAKOPEE VENEREAL DISEASE WANK ORGASM INBRED HELL DYKE PRICK SHITSLINGING CUNNILINGUS DAGO FIST FUCK CHENEY JAP DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TITTIES CUNT DELICIOUS CAKE HOMO ASSWIPE BITCH JACKASS SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS HONKY ASSFACE TESTICLE CHOKE DIPSHIT SCUMBUCKET MOLDY TITS SON OF A BITCH CHOAD HITLER FUCK YOU INCEST DAMMIT POO POO BLOWJOB ASS LICKER SHIT LAKE TITICACA BEAVER P'KANG WANKSPLAT DOUCHE DYKE FAG TITS BASTARD SHITTY ARSE BUNG-HOLE FUCKER CHAV [expletive deleted] JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DICKFACE DEVELOPERS! GRINGO POOPY ART METAL PRODUCTS SLOPE BOOBS TIT SPRINKLES FUCKING FUCKTARD HO GOD DAMN JENKEM BLUE PENIS! HONKY RAGHEAD SHITSLIDE GREASER FELCHING GOD DAMMIT TITS BITCH ARSE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ORGASM FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD RICK MORANIS SPIC COCKGOBLIN suck my mothers BITCH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NAZI FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO SHITSLINGING FUCK NUGGET CUNTSWILLING HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! HELL GRINGO FUCK SHITE SHITCUNTING DAMN BITCH FUCK REBECCA BLACK MASTURBATION FRENCH TICKLER FUCKER YOU WANKER FRIG FIRECROTCH TIT DIRT MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS RAT'S ASS FUCK HADJI CUM ASSHAT BOOBS DICKHEAD BIGNOSE HOMO FAG MARGARET THATCHER PISS ARTIST MOCKIE BASTARD MONKEY'S UNCLE CRACKER CHOAD DICK TITS COCKGOBLIN TITTIES GRINGO DRAMA TAMPONS NIGGER BUTT-HOLE SHITFUCKER LOLCAT DICK COON 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITTY CRACKER HELLFIRE NECROPHILIA FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMNATION RUSTY TROMBONE BOOBIES CHOAD FUCK NEGRO PUNANI PIECE OF SHIT WANKER PIGFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK DICK BULLSHIT WHORE BITCH FU SPANG BUTT-HEAD FAGGOT DILDO FUCKWIT FELCHING TURD [expletive deleted] CHINK GYPSY BASTARD ANAL CLEVELAND STEAMER FOUR-EYES GOD DAMMIT FELLATIO CONAN O'BRIAN CUNNILINGUS WIENER WHITE RIGHTS NECROPHILIA BIG FOOT DAMN IT SHITHEAD FUCK TITWANK SHITFUCKER ORGASM CUNT CRAPPY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASSHAT COCK WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING A FUCKFACE POMMIE URINE-GARGLING LOLCAT DAMN IT COMMUNISM IS STUPID PISS OFF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GRIS SCROTUM CUM RAPE ASS CHICKEN FRIES COCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JACK OFF [expletive deleted] WETBACK POLACK ASSWIPE FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNNILINGUS DUMBASS SHITE ORGASM ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH SCROTUM I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKING YOU WANKER SHIT HENTAI JACKASS DICKFACE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKWIT SCUMBUCKET FUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUKKAKE TURD TAFFY FLYING FUCK ARSEBADGERS TOWELHEAD FUCKHEAD FRIG KRAUT TWO-INCH PENIS BULLSHIT CRAPFUCKER ASS FASCIST CAPITALISM BELLEND NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHOAD ARSE WANK WOP SAND NIGGER BAT FUCK INSANE DOUCHEBAG NIGGER TITS MOTHERFUCKER DAMN POOPY CHOAD VAGINA DAGO CRAPMUNCHER ASS BOB SAGET JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PUSSYLICKER HIGH WAGES FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST YOU WANKER COCKSMOKER SON OF A BITCH FREE ELECTIONS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKER ASSHAT SHIT PENIS BITCH CAMEL FUCKER CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT JERRY BASTARD FUCKTARD NAZI DAMMIT BOOBS TACO CUNT PRICK FUCKING AOL IPs SEMEN I RAPE WALRUSES! CLEVELAND STEAMER DICK ASSHAT ASSCRACK ASSFACE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PISS ARTIST BUTT-HOLE COCK CLEMEN SHITBALLS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK YOU RUSTY TROMBONE SHITE NIGGER WIENER SON OF A BITCH JOHN ELWAY ASSFACE I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY FRAK OH SHI– DAMN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DAMN SHITBALLS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE suck my mothers DICKFACE DAMN COCKGOBLIN TITS HONKY PISS OFF SHIT SLOPE BOOBS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS YID CUNT FUCK YOU ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HELL CRAP ON A STICK FUCK FROG FUCK PRICK I'LL RAPE YOU JERRY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HADJI REDSKIN DAMN IT SHITE ASS POLAK ASSHOLE WALRUS SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK YOU WANKER RAPE ASS SHITTY BASTARD PISS MONKEY'S UNCLE PISS OFF BELLEND HELL BELLEND BUGFUCK FUCK FUCKER NAZI TWAT FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER INBRED BUTTFUCKER SHIT PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE WANK TWISTY VAGINA SCROTUM DAMN FUCK A DUCK MARGARET THATCHER RAPE TIT SPRINKLES ALF NEGRO ASSFACE JAP SHIT DILDO PEDOPHILIA CHOAD KISSER DOUCHETITS INVISIBLE! DUMBASS DAMMIT HELL GRIS FOUR-EYES BASTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNT MONKEY SHIT I WILL END YOU! CAMEL FUCKER POOPOO INBRED FUCKFACE SHITFACE RAT'S COCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! FROG HOLY DUMB FUCK JAP BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PUSSYLICKER NIGNOG KIKE REDSKIN GENITALIA FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU PISS OFF MY ASS I WILL END YOU! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ORGASM WOP D'OH FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING SHITHEAD BOOBS SPANK THE MONKEY POLACK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT KAFFIR SON OF A BITCH JACKASS HELL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAMN CHIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT PISSHOLE SAND NIGGER ASSFACE POOPOO DOG SHIT [Insert silly non-swear here] CROTCH BORDER HOPPER INBRED FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNT SHITFUCKER ASS FASCIST DICKWAD HORSE SHIT CRACKER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 HELL SCROTUM FUCKER ASSWIPE SHITFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNTING ASSCRACK BUTT-HOLE GOD DAMMIT DARTH VADER CRIMETHINK 666 WHORE HORSE SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ANAL GENITALIA SHITSLINGING UNICORNS MASTURBATION BRUSH MA TEETH DOUCHING WANK ASS PEARL NECKLACE DONKEY PUNCHER HELL CUNT CRAPPER PISS OFF MY ASS BULLSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKSTAIN BUGGER ASSFACE FUCKER HELL Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK A DUCK and with the PEARL NECKLACE and his FUCKING of girraffes in which HOSER while reading about NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See NIGGER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS

Article written in the style of its subject This article is BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BONG subject. If you do not find it funny MASTURBATION, it is probably because you are an INBRED PIGFUCKER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DICKLICK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a HELL joke loses its humour GO HOME AND DIE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCK OFF ignorant, then you wouldn't have SHITPISSER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! INBRED WANKSPLAT KRAUT NAZI ANAL DIABETES!!!!!I <3 COCK

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