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For those without JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COCK neurochemical FUCK disorder NIGGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SPIC, sudden SHITHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JESSE McCARTNEY or FUCKING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TITTIES in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUNG-HOLE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may EUROIPODS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TITS & DICKS FUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FLYING FUCK utterFUCKance of socially MOTHERFUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT television programs to address COCKSTUFFER Tourette's syndrome.

PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's is SHITFUCKER not to be GOBSHITE confused with GENITALIA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GANGBANG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANK random LIKE FATHER LIKE SON disorientation, culturally-BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOM DeLUISE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BASTARD language, SCUMBAG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUGGER DICKHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive SHITE quantities CUM of ANAL DIABETES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS garbage.

Darnit.

A COON Polite Note to the FUCKHEAD Author:

The NI Tourette's HELL Research Institute was 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT founded to COON.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DUMBASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CROTCH article ASSHOLE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and KRAUT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSHOLE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance KAFFIR.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CUNNILINGUS Tourrette's sufferers GOD DAMMIT swear. You can SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WIGGER TV, for always focusing on the YOUR MOM bad side of a terrible NEGRO thing.
  • The main NICARAGUA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ARSE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TWAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSHAT knee DILDO NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is ORGASM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CONDOMS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RUSTY TROMBONE school for GOD DAMMIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COCK sufferers to become JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK manically depressed and SOD commit MASTURBATION suicide.
  • There is no JACKASS cure, and the FUDGEPACKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! tics often have adverse MONKEY SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK OFF perodol" which caused my entire SHITFUCKER body to go ASS LICKER numb and BUGFUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the RAT'S COCK drug.

I am an active member of a PICKANINNY tourette syndrome ANUSCAKE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE the NEGRO public view of Tourettes as a "KRAUT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLYING RAT'S ASS sorry for MONKEY SHIT "hi-jacking" your SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like YOU WANKER this that really SAGGY TITS annoys me. I am working towards a DAMNATION better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COCK, and making fun of a BOYCOTT VIACOM! horrible disorder is (not) NIPPLES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSCRACK time.

Best STRAWBERRY ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TWAT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply

As GOVERNMENT FILTERS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOOGLE in countries TIANENMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society NORTH KOREA.

Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen

P.S. DOM DeLUISE Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The RICK MORANIS bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK OFF punch him if you SHITE want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKSTAIN saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my PISS ARTIST intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SPIC Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BOB SAGET and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKSTAIN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BITCH BAND WITH 4 DAMN IT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUM HORSE! SPIC IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SPIC'S HOUSE

How LET'S SHIT to PUSSYLICKER cure JACKASS the FELLATIO Tourette's JACKASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DOUCHE NAZI for TWAT Tourette's BUTT PIRATE Syndrome NIGGER is BASKETBALL HOOP following CHALICE these FLYING RAT'S ASS rules BALL SACK in PECKERHEAD order:

  • 1: Avoid DOUCHING immature HEIL HITLER! little BUTT PIRATE kids,
  • 2: Count to FRAK within FLAMING ASS BADGER 10 JUSTIN BIEBERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your COCK SHITE SMEG nor SHITFUCKER talk,
  • 4: Tell BALLS yourself you TITMOUSE don't BULLSHIT have PENIS this PUNANI disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FROG'S FAT ASS WITH NASTY SHITFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SPIC last straw SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD!

I fucking put DIRTY SANCHEZ' my comment at the TOP OF THE I'LL RAPE YOU PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ANUSCAKE the TOP OF JIGGABOO THIS SHITTY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN offensive. SOD OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to YOU WANKER people who try ARSE to battle LGBT RIGHTS'GRIS that tight-ass CAMEL JOCKEY 17-year-PENIS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNTRAG it now, but someone said CUNT' 30 CASES OF PICKLES PORCH MONKEY'GOD DAMMIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GO HOME AND DIE is a laughing YOU WANKER matter. Plus there SONNY BILL WILLIAMS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PORCH MONKEY Uncyclopedia, there are CUNNILINGUS articles CHRISTHUMPER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HORSE SHIT stuff. So CRAP ON A STICK that means HELLFIRE stop getting mad at the MOZILLA FIREFOX first part too and WANK talking about the HAIL SATAN! letter that it's FUCK mocking (what BOB SAGET letter? I don't even know what FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNT hi self WANK even made a really RAGHEAD good point. "It's CUNT nothing more WIENER from a head nod to a FEWMETS knee tick". JACKASS. Which I'll add FELLATIO onto RUSTY TROMBONE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PUNANI suffer that WIENER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BIGNOSE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SONNY BILL WILLIAMS be, because if I were a HELL Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CRAPMUNCHER hilarious. If you CLEMEN Want facts, go on JACK ABRAMOFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DIRTY SANCHEZ be offended, don't read HELL the freaking CUNTSWILLING article anyway.

SCROTUM TRANNY SPANK THE MONKEY CLEVELAND STEAMER GOD DAMN MILF GOD DAMMIT SHITTY DIPSHIT GENITALIA

GOD DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITFACE BULLCRAP CUNTSWILLING ASS O CANADA CHRISTHUMPER FROG HELLFUCKER ASSFACE VENEREAL DISEASE FLYING FUCK RIGHTS FUCK NUGGET HADJI NAZI BUTT-HEAD ABO BUTTFUCKER PISS PISS SACRAMENTO SHITHEAD PRICK DICKHEAD FIRECROTCH FUCK TITS DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HONKY MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NUGGET NORTH KOREA CLUSTER FUCK FELCHING JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS RUSKIE SHITPISSER SHITTY SON OF A BITCH DOUCHE NAZI BALLS CHRISTHUMPER WIENER JOHNNY ASS LICKER VAGINA FUCK OFF SHITE TITTIES CUNTSWILLING EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITFACE TUBA CUNTSWILLING TOWELHEAD CUNTRAG SNUFF PORN FLAMING ASS BADGER DOG SHIT JOHNNY GANGBANG ASSHOLE COCKSMOKER MILF DIPSHIT TWO-INCH PENIS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK CUNT FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU SHITCOCK DICK YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER CUM DUNE COON CENSORSHIP CUNTRAG FUCKING I'LL RAPE YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH CUNT BAT FUCK INSANE ASS FUCKING JUMP! [EXPLETIVE] FUCKWIT CUNT BLUE PENIS! FELLATIO ARSE NIGGER BIRD IN THE HOUSE GO COUNT YOUR DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHRIST OF TABERNACLE SHITE CUNTRAG BONER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKBAG FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE HELL DICKFACE HOSER HELL GIVING HEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITCOCK BULLSHIT DOG SHIT BEAVER PRICK FLYING FUCK SCUMBAG JACKASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT TENTACLE RAPE CONDOMS VENEREAL DISEASE DILDO FUCK OFF NIGGER WIENER ASS LICKER DILDO TWO-INCH PENIS CROTCH CHOAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITSKIN DICKFACE POLAK SHITPISSER BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE I RAPE WALRUSES! JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUTT PIRATE BEANER HELL PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK YOU ASS SHIT DAMN PEARL NECKLACE RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER COCKSTUFFER DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO SHITCOCK DICKHEAD PISS OFF FUCKING SUCK MY DICK SMILES CHINK RAT'S COCK SEX WHORE BUTTFUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HITLER VAGINA FLYING FUCK DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER PISS MONKEY BALLS HELL CUNT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HEIL HITLER! FEMADOM SEMEN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN IT RAGHEAD DICKHEAD TITS & DICKS PRICK WIENER MOZILLA FIREFOX INCEST I WILL END YOU! POLAK DAMN IT GOD DAMN SCUMBAG FUCK DOUCHING PRICK MASTURBATION TWAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING CUM PISSHOLE SHIT NECROPHILIA SHAKOPEE TWO-INCH PENIS CHICKEN SHIT KRAUT PUNANI ARSE AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CLIT COON NI DICK FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM HORSE SHIT PUNANI PRICK MASTURBATION FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN TITS & DICKS MASTURBATION LET'S SHIT MOTHERFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CHAV HELLFUCKER CHIGGER FUCKTARD BORDER HOPPER RAT'S ASS WANK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD COON FUCK PEDOPHILIA HONKY COCKSUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHITCOCK GOD DAMN WINDOWS VISTA FUCK OFF MASTURBATION WANK VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHAT POLAK SPUNK DAGO YOUR MOM MALARKY BITCH CC PLZ TITTIES FUCKWIT NIGGER SHIT AY-AY-AY YOGHURT CANNON PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS CUNT BOOBIES HO COCK COCK NIGGER WANKER BITCH CUNT CUNT GANGBANG COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNT JACKASS SHIT SHITSLINGING DOM DeLUISE ART METAL PRODUCTS PORCH MONKEY NIGGER SHIT HORSE PENIS HUEY P. NEWTON JENKEM ASSHAT SHITHEAD BOON CHAV NECROPHILIA SHIT CHOAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASS CLUSTER FUCK WOP EAT MY SHIT! DOUCHEBAG SHIT WANKER MALL SANTA JESSE McCARTNEY SHITFACE SAND NIGGER SHITCUNTING INCEST TWAT BEAVER TOWELHEAD TIT DIRT DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO CRAPPY PISS FELLATIO FUCKTARD BEAVER THONG TASTER DICKHEAD ANUSCAKE POMMIE CHICKEN SHIT SCROTUM BUGGER CANDY FUCKBAG WANK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DUMBASS FUCKHEAD REDNECK SUCK MY COCK ASSHOLE DAMMIT PUSSY MARY WHITEHOUSE MARGARET THATCHER SUCK MY DICK O CANADA FEWMETS PORCUPINE'S BALLS BUTTFUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TOSSER SEMEN OSTRICH MY ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE KRAUT GIVING HEAD KRAUT DICK SEMEN TAMPON IN MY ASS BUKKAKE PISS SHITHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY HONKY MOTHERFUCKER KAFFIR TACO HELLFUCKER FLYING FUCK BEAVER WINDOWS VISTA PRICK MICK KIKE POMMIE HELL BITCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NIGGER DUNE COON TOURETTE'S IS FUN FUCK YOU ASSHOLE BULLSHIT COCK SLOPE CUNT SHITE DUMBASS SHIT GENITALIA JACKASS SPUNK FUCK YOU CLEMEN [expletive deleted] TOWELHEAD FUCKFACE PENIS DICK YOU WANKER SHITHEAD ASS LICKER HORSE SHIT FAG WHORE TURD ASSFACE YOGHURT CANNON ASSWIPE SHIT SHITHEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SOD FELLATIO FROG TITS & DICKS BUTT PIRATE BUTTFUCKER CHUFF SAND NIGGER SUCK MY COCK RAPE PEEPEE FELCHING BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS BASTARD ASS FASCIST FUCKFACE SUGARTITS FELLATIO JOHN ELWAY FELCHING FUCKING A FUCKING A FELCHING CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE MARY WHITEHOUSE DICKLICK COCKGOBLIN GIVING HEAD CUNT GO HOME AND DIE ASSHAT FUCKFACE YOU WANKER CHIGGER DAMN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ARSE FUCKING A MASTURBATION YOU WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PEDOPHILIA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAT'S COCK FROG'S FAT ASS QUEEF PIG INJUN WARNER MUSIC GROUP BAT FUCK INSANE JOHN SMILEY FACE FIST FUCK CLUSTER FUCK PISS suck my mothers CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO PENISPENISPENIS!!! STEVE BALLMER WIKIPEDIA RULES NIGNOG SHITCOCK DAMN IT TALK PAGES ABO GANGBANG SHIT LIKE A HORSE TITS & DICKS RECTUM RAIDER ORGASM DAMN LIMEY MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS FRIG FUCKING QUEEF NIGGER FUCKING RAPE HORSE PENIS CRACKER GO HOME AND DIE CONDOMS BOOBIES GANGBANG CLEMEN DAGO DUMBASS ASS TITTYWANK GOBSHITE CUNTRAG QUEEF WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKER SIGMUND FREUD QUEEF INBRED NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BEAVER CHICKEN FRIES PENIS BITCH DIPSHIT WALRUS SHIT ASS CLIT DAMN IT DOUCHING LIMEY WOODPECKERSHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK MOTHERFUCKER KAFFIR BULLCRAP WIKIPEDIA FUCKHEAD TITMOUSE O CANADA CUNT POWERSHIT DICK CHICKEN MOZILLA FIREFOX PORCUPINE'S BALLS GOD DAMN SHITHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER CLIT DICK IN A BOX TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKHEAD FUCK HELL IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH CUM HELL BIRD SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BUTT PIRATE [expletive deleted] POLESMOKER FUCK JACKASS SHIT PISS ARTIST BASTARD CHOAD FUCK BALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ DICK CHICKEN AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN BASTARD HAIL SATAN! TIMBER NIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S COCK TITS PISS ARTIST MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! I'LL RAPE YOU VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH SHITCOCK FUCKFACE FRAK I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE FRAK BASTARD RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU POLAK CHIGGER NIGGER [expletive deleted] PRICK COON SHITFUCKER STRAWBERRY ASS ROMANIA WIKIPEDIA MONKEY SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH NIPPLES PEDOPHILIA TUBA NIPPLES SHITFACE HOT GRITS YOU WANKER TITS BULLSHIT ASS MONKEY SHIT PISS OFF CHICKEN SHIT NEGRO BOB SAGET PENISFUCK CUNNILINGUS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SON OF A BITCH CHAV FUCKSTAIN EAT MY SHIT! SHITFACE BIRD SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NIGNOG ASS LICKER WEHATEMARIO FAG WETBACK TESTICLE CHOKE CAMEL FUCKER SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF GOD DAMN PUSSY BASEBALL FIRECROTCH DAMN SHITFACE GENITALIA PISS UP MY ARSE BULLSHIT PISS RAGHEAD JACKASS BIGNOSE BLESSED DAMN SAINT MOZILLA FIREFOX JACKASS ASSHOLE DYKE DAMN FLYING FUCK JAP RUSTY TROMBONE COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKER SUCK MY COCK CLIT DOUCHEBAG PISS GOOK BALL SACK ASSFACE HAIL SATAN! LOGJAMMER CONAN O'BRIAN PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNT TWAT MICK MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE HELL DICK IN A BOX GOD DAMMIT JUNGLE BUNNY PISSHOLE MASTURBATION HELLFIRE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS NEGRO DAMN YOU WANKER TAMPONS BOOBIES CUNTRAG GOBSHITE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! AUTOFELLATIO RAPE CUNT TOSSER DICKFACE CRAPPY BUGGER OFF DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TUBA TOWELHEAD DAMN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SPANK THE MONKEY ORGASM ASS MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING JENKEM SHIT CUNTRAG BITCH RAPE GANGBANG FELLATIO FUCK OFF YID ASSBANDIT CUNT PISS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! NECROPHILIA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DYKE MOTHERFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NORTH KOREA JACK ABRAMOFF WIKIPEDIA WILLY WONKA HOMO FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! ASS EPIDIDYMIS VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTYMINTS HADJI JERRY BASTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! ASS HITLER JERK OFF JACKASS SHIT TACO RAT'S COCK FUCKING ANUSCAKE BULLSHIT JAP FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH JERK OFF FUCKER FUCKING JUMP! CRACKER RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT ASSCRACK BALLS NIGGER TITS YOGHURT CANNON FUCK BONER PUNANI COCKSHITTER ALEX TREBEK INJUN GOD DAMN FUCK OFF MONKEY SHIT SPUNK LET'S SHIT BALLS ASSHOLE SUCK A BIG DICK CHIGGER SOD OFF CUNT HELL I'LL RAPE YOU INBRED CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SUCK MY DICK SAGGY TITS INBRED DAMMIT YUKKY DOODY BIG FOOT CRAPMUNCHER BOOBS PIG ASS LICKER ASSWIPE I RAPE WALRUSES! INCEST FUCKING REDNECK BELLEND VENEREAL DISEASE BULLSHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE WALRUS SHIT WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS ASS DICKHEAD BUGGER FOUR-EYES GOAT DICK ASSWIPE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TOSSER CLUSTER FUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK OFF FROG MAMA MIA NICARAGUA PENISPENISPENIS!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICK TITS DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY WHORE FLYING FUCK I WILL END YOU! BOLLOCKS TITMOUSE CUNTSWILLING DOUCHETITS NAZI FUCK CRAPFUCKER BULLSHIT SHITTY VENEREAL DISEASE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKER CRAPMUNCHER COCKSMOKER DONKEY DICK FUCKER BLUMPKIN DAMMIT SHIT SHITTY CHOAD DUNE COON CUNT NECROPHILIA BUTT-HEAD FLYING FUCK HEIL HITLER! FUCK CROTCH CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHE NAZI PUSSY YOUR MOM DICKHEAD CUNT MOCKIE DICKFACE BEAVER TURD HELL PISS OFF MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER pen0r DICK NIGGER TITS D'OH INBRED I'LL RAPE YOU DICK SCUMBAG TOWELHEAD POLAK PISS ARTIST SNUFF PORN FUCKING A CRAPMUNCHER WANK ARSE JOHN ELWAY FALSE BENSON SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BOOBS YOU WANKER JERK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE BUTTFUCKER ASS CUM DUMBASS CAMEL FUCKER ARSE NIGGER PISS ARTIST IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JACKASS SHITFUCKER CUNTRAG Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PENIS and with the TOWELHEAD and his BUKKAKE of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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This article is FUCKSTAIN funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS subject. If you do not find it funny AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI, it is probably because you are an INBRED CHINK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BITCH If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a [EXPLETIVE] joke loses its humour CAMEL JOCKEY when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCK NUGGET ignorant, then you wouldn't have BASTARD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BORDER HOPPER YOU SUCK BALLS

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