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For those without PUSSY comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a VENEREAL DISEASE article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NI neurochemical FUCK disorder FELCHING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BOOBS, sudden VENEREAL DISEASE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COLGATE or BOOBS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly POMMIE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITBALLS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FOUR-EYES by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BULLSHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSCRACK utterFUCKance of socially ASSFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NEGRO television programs to address JOHN SMILEY FACE Tourette's syndrome.

JOHNNY Tourette's is CUNT not to be FUCKSTAIN confused with FROG'S FAT ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JACK OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKSTAIN random FUCK YOU disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BASTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKFACE language, JACKASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKWIT CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOODIE HEAD souvenir shoppes and massive WANK quantities RAT'S COCK of ANAL DIABETES FUCKING garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNTING ASSCRACK Polite Note to the YID Author:

The COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Tourette's suck my mothers Research Institute was HO founded to YOU WANKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NAZI article DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DELICIOUS CAKE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLEMEN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of MONKEY SHIT Tourrette's sufferers PENISFUCK swear. You can PISS OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame EXTRA LONG PENIS TV, for always focusing on the SHAKOPEE bad side of a terrible HELLFIRE thing.
  • The main FUCKING A symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKSTAIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HELL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD knee NORTH KOREA NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DONKEY DICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLEVELAND STEAMER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HAPPINESS school for ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CAMEL JOCKEY sufferers to become FLYING FUCK manically depressed and DELICIOUS CAKE commit BUTTFUCKER suicide.
  • There is no JERK OFF cure, and the FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHE NAZI tics often have adverse CHOAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FELCHING perodol" which caused my entire MOZILLA FIREFOX body to go SOD numb and PENISPENISPENIS!!! basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK drug.

I am an active member of a NICARAGUA tourette syndrome CAMEL FUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DONGSHOVER the DILDO public view of Tourettes as a "PRICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GOBSHITE sorry for DUMBASS "hi-jacking" your BALLS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SPICY CUNT FUCK this that really CRAPMUNCHER annoys me. I am working towards a ASSHAT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NEGRO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FRENCH TICKLER, and making fun of a DAMN horrible disorder is (not) DICKHEAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WANKER time.

Best QUEEF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As GOOGLE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN BABY FORMULA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIANENMEN SQUARE degenerate capitalist culture in those WIKIPEDIA countries. When showing TIANENMEN SQUARE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries MELAMINE leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHRISTIANITY byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society GOOGLE.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. FUCKFACE Regards to Andrew CRAPMUNCHER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The CHIGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can FAGGOT punch him if you TITTYWANK want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BOYCOTT VIACOM! saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my HEIL HITLER! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BOOBS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FEMADOM and CRAPMUNCHER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BAND WITH 4 PEARL NECKLACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ALF HORSE! BOOBS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BOOBS'S HOUSE

How SHIT to I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL cure INCEST the BIG FOOT Tourette's BORDER HOPPER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NIGGER for CRACKER Tourette's P'KANG Syndrome DUMBASS is TRANNY following DICKLICK these ASSHAT rules MASTURBATION in DONKEY PUNCHER order:

  • 1: Avoid CUNT immature GYPSY little HOSER kids,
  • 2: Count to SHITE within SHIT 10 PENISseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ANAL nor LOGJAMMER talk,
  • 4: Tell CLEMEN yourself you HORSE PENIS don't CROTCH have JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK this BOOBIES disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JOHN ELWAY WITH NASTY PISSHOLE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BOOBS last straw WIENER!

I fucking put ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE TWISTY VAGINA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ORGASM the TOP OF SHITSLINGING THIS SON OF A BITCH ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK offensive. CHIGGER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HOMO people who try POLACK to battle ARSE'DOUCHE that tight-ass ASS 17-year-LET'S SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PIG it now, but someone said FUCKFACE' BOOBIES PEARL NECKLACE'DIPSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKING A is a laughing BATHING SUIT AREA matter. Plus there CLUSTER FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CHICKEN SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are PORCUPINE'S BALLS articles JESSE McCARTNEY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PRICK stuff. So MARGARET THATCHER that means CUNT stop getting mad at the DONKEY PUNCHER first part too and JUMPING JESUS!!! talking about the suck my mothers letter that it's FELLATIO mocking (what FLYING FUCK letter? I don't even know what FUCK OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian TITS hi self SCRATCH! GROUNDER! even made a really SHITSKIN good point. "It's SHAKOPEE nothing more BORDER HOPPER from a head nod to a BLESSED DAMN SAINT knee tick". SCROTUM. Which I'll add GIVING HEAD onto ARSE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MONKEY SHIT suffer that BANGKOK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BIG FOOT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI be, because if I were a CROTCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DYKE hilarious. If you GUMDROPS Want facts, go on DICKFACE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKER be offended, don't read DOUCHE the freaking PISS OFF MY ASS article anyway.

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DAMNATION KIKE FAG NEGRO MARGARET THATCHER SCUMBAG DILDO FRENCH TICKLER PEEPEE SAGGY TITS FUCK EAT MY SHIT! BALL SACK O KURWA! SHITFACE BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAMN IT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! AMERICA ONLINE YOU WANKER SHIT HOMO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE VENEREAL DISEASE POMMIE TITS ASSFACE CRAPPY COCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK YOU NIPPLES COCKSUCKER FEMADOM DICKHEAD CHICKEN FRIES TAMPONS NAZI FUCK LIMEY CUNT LAPPER ASSFACE SHIT DUMBASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WANK FUCKSTAIN VAGINA 666 FUCKHEAD SHITFACE GANGBANG PIGFUCKER CHENEY CUNT P'KANG BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK YOU BUKKAKE WANK HELL DAMN GOBSHITE KNOBJOCKEY SCUMBUCKET DOUCHE BULLSHIT HITLER RAPE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PEEPEE MASTURBATION HAIL SATAN! GO HOME AND DIE LET'S SHIT SUCK MY DICK SHITFACE JACKASS SHIT YID RAT'S COCK ARSE FUCK WANK DOUCHING FUCKHEAD SHIT AUTOFELLATIO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CRAPMUNCHER BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS UP MY ARSE SUCK MY COCK DYKE LET'S SHIT SAND NIGGER NECROPHILIA WHORE SHITSLIDE WARNER MUSIC GROUP SEX HOLY DUMB FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JACKASS SHIT JENKEM ASS SEMEN GARBAGE DAY! MARCH OF FLAMES YOU WANKER O KURWA! BITCH DICK WOP CHINK PISS ARTIST MALARKY BONG DICKFACE DAMN IT WALRUS SHIT GOD DAMMIT CHUFF SHITFACE WINDOWS VISTA HELL WANKER SHITE FUCKTARD JACKASS HELL PEARL NECKLACE WANK BITCH PEEPEE BALL SACK CAMEL FUCKER SHITE SIGMUND FREUD BITCH JACKASS POMMIE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NAZI WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING PENIS INCEST ASSHAT JIZZ IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FEWMETS SHITFACE EUROIPODS RUSKIE SPANK THE MONKEY I RAPE WALRUSES! JAP SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNTYMINTS CLEMEN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MALARKY CHIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS MONKEY SHIT SEMEN JACKASS POMMIE CRAP DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN MARCH OF FLAMES VAGINA WANK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASS LICKER PISS BRITNEY INJUN DAMMIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DICKFACE YOU WANKER TITTYWANK RIGHT WING FLYING FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ABO MOCKIE SHITTY BRITNEY CUNT CAMEL FUCKER DILDO GO COUNT YOUR DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER FOUR-EYES SHITCOCK FUCK OFF SHIT RUSKIE SHITFACE SHITPISSER BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMMIT PUSSY BLUMPKIN FUCKSTAIN COCK SHITFACE CC PLZ FUCKING JUMP! FRIG VAGINA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASS DAMN IT CUNT HENTAI INCEST SHITSKIN FELCHING SEX BASTARD BALLS SEMEN FEMADOM REBECCA BLACK THONG TASTER DARTH VADER FRENCH TICKLER I'LL RAPE YOU SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAMN CUNTBUCKET ORGASM ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS COCKSTUFFER JERRY ALF DOUCHETITS FUCK ARSEBADGERS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! CLIT BULLSHIT TWISTY VAGINA CHENEY REBECCA BLACK ASS JIGGABOO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S VAGINA BITCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKER DIPSHIT SHITFUCKER COCK RAT'S COCK GIVING HEAD SUCK MY DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS DYKE SEMEN HOMO DOG SHIT BIG FOOT BOB SAGET WHORE SNUFF PORN SHITSLINGING JESSE McCARTNEY BENSON SUCKS DICKFACE OLD CHRIST OF A WANKSPLAT EMO BITCH PORCH MONKEY I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST OSTRICH MY ASS KAFFIR SEX SHITHEAD TWAT PUSSY HUEY P. NEWTON JACK OFF BULLCRAP GOD DAMN FAG DIPSHIT DAMN IT PRICK ASSFACE LET'S SHIT CUNTRAG FROG'S FAT ASS EPIDIDYMIS ASS MASTURBATION FUCKHEAD LONGCAT IS LONG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SPUNK LOGJAMMER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! COCK BRITNEY BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink INCEST IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DIPSHIT DYKE BLISTERING BARNACLES D'OH FUCK CHIGGER AUTOFELLATIO FRENCH TICKLER NIGGER TITS CLUSTER FUCK DUMBASS DICKFACE CUNTSWILLING DICKHEAD CUNT DICKHEAD PENIS COCK DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER FROG FUCK YOU ASS CUNT CHINK WALRUS SHIT IN SACREMENT COON PEDOPHILIA SHITCUNTING PIG FUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES BANGKOK FUCKTARD COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK ASS BLUE PENIS! DILDO SUCK A BIG DICK JIGGABOO MOCKIE PENIS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HOSER FENCE JUMPER POMMIE BEAVER CROTCH SEMEN LET'S SHIT DICKHEAD ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING GOOK PRICK NAZI SOD OFF PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER DILDO CUM COCK PISS ARTIST NIGNOG BALL SACK DONGSHOVER FELCHING CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A INCEST DUMBASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BALLS COCKSMOKER GANGBANG FUCKTARD MARY WHITEHOUSE FEWMETS BEAVER SHITTY HELLFUCKER Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ANAL DIABETES and with the MALARKY and his JACKASS of girraffes in which DOUCHING while reading about O KURWA!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HELL also

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This article is CLEVELAND STEAMER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ANAL DIABETES subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKFACE, it is probably because you are an INBRED DAMN ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKTARD If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHIT joke loses its humour ASSHOLE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so URINE-GARGLING ignorant, then you wouldn't have AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! JERRY WANK PORCH MONKEY CARPET MUNCHER FUCK!!!!!I <3 COCK