Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SPANK THE MONKEY'MASTURBATION'SHIT'PISS'POLESMOKER'DUNE COON'ASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKHEAD look at the BITCH talk page of this SHAKOPEE article for notes or discussion before O CANADA editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BOOBIES neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITSLINGING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid LIKE FATHER LIKE SON, sudden BUGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BULLSHIT or SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICKHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may KIKE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ARSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA QUEEF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS utterFUCKance of socially MOTHERFUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first POOPY television programs to address TRANNY Tourette's syndrome.

WANK Tourette's is FUCKING JUMP! not to be CLUSTER FUCK confused with MACACA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CRAP ON A STICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BONG random WANK disorientation, culturally-WANK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TENTACLE RAPE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOUCHEBAG language, WANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISSHOLE SUCK A BIG DICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TAMPONS souvenir shoppes and massive SPIC quantities BUTTFUCKER of ANAL DIABETES SUCK A BIG DICK garbage.

Darnit.

A ASS Polite Note to the ASSHAT Author:

The TONY LA RUSSA Tourette's OH SHI– Research Institute was GYPSY founded to SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ARSE article FUCKHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHOAD KISSER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GOD DAMMIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SON OF A BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHIT Tourrette's sufferers DAGO swear. You can VENEREAL DISEASE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUGGER TV, for always focusing on the BOOBS bad side of a terrible SHITFACE thing.
• The main DONALD RUMSFELD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MALARKY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PRICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSWIPE knee JAP NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ORGASM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JACKASS SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at EMO school for CUNNILINGUS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage YID sufferers to become COCK manically depressed and AUTOFELLATIO commit ANAL DIABETES suicide.
• There is no ARSE cure, and the TITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse TAMPON IN MY ASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHIT perodol" which caused my entire COON body to go BATHING SUIT AREA numb and WHORE basically made it NIGGA! worse than PRICK it is without the SHITCOCK drug.

I am an active member of a BUTTFUCKER tourette syndrome CUM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BASTARD the VAGINA public view of Tourettes as a "ASSHAT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK OFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for I'LL RAPE YOU "hi-jacking" your JERRY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TAMPONS this that really SON OF A BITCH annoys me. I am working towards a BALL SACK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKING A, and making fun of a CHING CHONG CHINK horrible disorder is (not) TIT SPRINKLES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WIENER time.

Best TITTYWANK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an AMERICA'S GREAT! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FREEDOM OF SPEECH degenerate capitalist culture in those LHASA countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not EUROIPODS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. CRACKER Regards to Andrew TAMPONS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The DICKHEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can YUKKY DOODY punch him if you [EXPLETIVE] want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this UNITED KINGDOM country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITTY saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my BASTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ORGASM and SONNY BILL WILLIAMS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NIPPLES BAND WITH 4 NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PUSSY HORSE! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON'S HOUSE

How AUTOFELLATIO to DUMBASS cure NICARAGUA the SHITHEAD Tourette's GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SACRAMENTO for PICKANINNY Tourette's AUTOFELLATIO Syndrome NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! is FUCKFACE following RAPE these WIKIPEDIA rules BLUMPKIN in BLOWJOB order:

• 1: Avoid BASTARD immature DIPSHIT little BUTT PIRATE kids,
• 2: Count to BENCH PRESS within KIKE 10 DAMNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASS LICKER TWAT DAMN nor PRICK talk,
• 4: Tell O KURWA! yourself you HELL don't BITCH have FLYING RAT'S ASS this SHITTY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASS WITH NASTY JERK OFF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CRAPPY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the LIKE FATHER LIKE SON last straw FUCKFACE!

I fucking put COCKSTUFFER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at INBRED the TOP OF BASKETBALL THIS BASTARD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be POMMIE offensive. BUTTFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BASTARD people who try MACACA to battle CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT'DAMN that tight-ass PIECE OF SHIT 17-year-DAMN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MARY WHITEHOUSE it now, but someone said SOD OFF' BULLSHIT THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL!'TWAT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HELL is a laughing ASSCRACK matter. Plus there JUNGLE BUNNY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSHOLE Uncyclopedia, there are REDSKIN articles MARGARET THATCHER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FELCHING stuff. So CROTCH that means LAKE TITICACA stop getting mad at the GOOK first part too and SHITPISSER talking about the BULLSHIT letter that it's TACO mocking (what CROTCH letter? I don't even know what FUDGEPACKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian WIENER hi self CUNTRAG even made a really DUMBASS good point. "It's BOYCOTT VIACOM! nothing more JIZZ from a head nod to a AUTOFELLATIO knee tick". HELL. Which I'll add BOLLOCKS onto CUNT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HORSE PENIS suffer that DOUCHE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICKHEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to OSTRICH MY ASS be, because if I were a NAZI Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GANGBANG hilarious. If you PICKANINNY Want facts, go on TURD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll INBRED be offended, don't read PUSSY the freaking CUNT article anyway.

CUNT BOOBS SUCK MY DICK FHTAGN FELLATIO JIZZ SHITTY JACK OFF YID PISS ARTIST

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CAMEL JOCKEY ASSBANDIT FASHION BUG WANKER FRAK EPIDIDYMIS MALARKY SHITFUCKER DAMN RANDY TRAVIS ASS BOOBS ARSE FUCKSTAIN CUNT FUCKBAG DICKLICK TACO GOD DAMN SHITTY DOUCHE D'OH SHITFUCKER YID DYKE I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY VOTE BALLS P'KANG MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKWIT WANKSPLAT SHIT PENIS URINE-GARGLING GENITALIA FROG suck my mothers DICKFACE ASSHAT ABO RUSKIE ABO VAGINA PIGFUCKER NECROPHILIA BALLS ORGASM FUCKTARD FUCK OFF CUNTYMINTS BASTARD BOOBIES DAMMIT FUCKING A GOD BLESS AMERICA ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSHOLE D'OH BULLCRAP FELLATIO POLESMOKER DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT FLAMING ASS BADGER HOT GRITS FUCK OFF SHITTY HELL DAGO ASSHOLE DICKHEAD WIENER COCK TAFFY CLIT NECROPHILIA FROG FEWMETS P'KANG DAMN ASSHAT FUCKING JUMP! MASTURBATION WIKIPEDIA SHIT DIPSHIT FUCKTARD DONKEY DICK FUCKING A NIGGER ANAL DIABETES SHITFUCKER WHORE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS RAT'S COCK BITCH PISS OFF MY ASS BOOBS ASSRAPING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAGO KIKE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKBAG ARSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITSLIDE JENKEM PUSSY FUCK OFF ARSE SHITHEAD HELL SHITFACE INCEST DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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DAMN FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BITCH WIENER FUCKING A EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER CUNT MONKEY BALLS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NIPPLES SHITE LOLCAT WANK POOPOO LIMEY BEAVER FEMADOM SHITE PIG FLAMING ASS BADGER GRAPE PENIS BLUMPKIN BALL SACK FLYING FUCK BUGGER OFF DESU GREASER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SIGMUND FREUD FUCKSTAIN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITSLINGING FAGGOT PRICK COMMUNIST DILDO DICKFACE FUCK A DUCK FUCK OFF SHITBALLS FUCK OFF CROTCH FROG'S FAT ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE WANK BOB SAGET FUCKING FUCKFUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES FLYING FUCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MONKEY SHIT BITCH FAG PISS FUCK CUNTBUCKET SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HELLFIRE PEACEFUL CARPET MUNCHER YID PUNANI CONDOMS SUCK MY COCK BALLS EAT MY SHIT! PEDOPHILIA HELL FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS INJUN FUCKING A POMMIE GARBAGE DAY! 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FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HELL D'OH FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS WANK SON OF A BITCH COCK WIENER JOHNNY FUCKING CROTCH DIRTY SANCHEZ COCK RAGHEAD SHITE HELL SPIC GANGBANG DELICIOUS CAKE BULLSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS TITS INCEST COCKSTUFFER FOUR-EYES BUTT PIRATE CRAPFUCKER BUKKAKE FUCKING A BUDDHISM WIGGER BUTTFUCKER BOB SAGET TIMBER NIGGER BUTTFUCKER HELLFUCKER HORSE PENIS PEDOPHILIA POLACK BRITNEY MALARKY ASSHAT JUNGLE BUNNY PISS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BITCH SHIT DICKHEAD DAMMIT SHITE FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER FUCK BALL SACK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HOSER TRANNY I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE ASSWIPE HELL BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BASTARD FAGGOT MARGARET THATCHER DONALD RUMSFELD RAT'S COCK DUMBASS WALRUS SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN PISS SHITCUNTING FUCKER CUNTBUCKET PEARL NECKLACE BELLEND PISS ARTIST DICK IN A BOX [expletive deleted] PUSSY TITWANK BULLSHIT CUNT BASTARD [expletive deleted] COCKSUCKER HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN GENITALIA ASS FUCK BLUMPKIN JERK OFF CHINK CUNTSWILLING COCKSMOKER RAT'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT GOOK FUCK MONKEY BALLS NIGGER PENISBIRD DOG SHIT WANK BULLSHIT DOUCHE CHING CHONG CHINK BALLS MOLDY TITS CUNTRAG BASTARD FELCHING CRAP [EXPLETIVE] JAP COCK BEANER TRANNY DAMN FUCK OFF CHOAD TRANNY FUCKING MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DOUCHETITS PISS OFF SHIT DUNE COON SHITCUNTING LENS CRAFTERS PUNANI FUCKING A BASTARD FUCK OFF DICKFACE CAPTAIN CRUNCH DONGSHOVER ASS BELGIUM CHIGGER FUCKTARD CUNT CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMN PAKI FASHION BUG FUCKING A TITTIES BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PENIS ON A STICK HELL RICK MORANIS SEMEN DUNE COON SHIT SHIT BASTARD KAFFIR JIGGABOO MASTURBATION GO HOME AND DIE SHITTY DICK DICKLICK DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU NAZI RIVER CRABS SUCK FROG'S FAT ASS PISS ARTIST DUMBASS ARSE TIMBER NIGGER FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK DAMNED TABERNACLE BITCH MILF ROSIE O'DONNELL TIMBER NIGGER INJUN BALL SACK KIDDY FIDDLER DEVELOPERS! 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FUCKER LET'S SHIT SOD WIENER YID DOUCHING SHITTY MICK CRIMETHINK SEMEN BOLLOCKS POLACK TAMPONS ABO WIGGER COCK SLOPE DAMN IT JENKEM COON FUCK DAMN ARSE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT POLACK SCUMBUCKET PISS CLUSTER FUCK JERRY SHIT MICK CUNT JESSE McCARTNEY DICK DIPSHIT PENISBIRD INJUN SHITBALLS FUCK YOU CRAPPY FRIG CUNT POMMIE ASSHAT FUCK YOU WANK FUCKSTAIN SEX FUCKING 30 CASES OF PICKLES ARSE DONGSHOVER JENKEM FRED PHELPS HELL ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK ALF WALRUS SHIT CRAP FUCKING TITTYWANK HO DONKEY DICK SHITSLINGING RAT'S COCK CLIT CUNT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BITCH SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BOOBS SNUFF PORN BENSON SUCKS DOUCHEBAG MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITHEAD FUCKER CHIGGER BORDER HOPPER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COON CLUSTER FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY BLISTERING BARNACLES JACK ABRAMOFF HENTAI EARS OF CHRIST DIPSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS WANKSPLAT P'KANG SHUT UP, MEG! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DIPSHIT BIGNOSE SHITE DAMMIT WOP CLUSTER FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE NIGGER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BASTARD ANAL FRAK PISS ARTIST SCRATCH! GROUNDER! suck my mothers PECKERHEAD BUTTFUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BASTARD SMEG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASS SHITCUNTING YOGHURT CANNON RAPE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WANK PEDOPHILIA KAFFIR HELL JACKASS JOHN SMILEY FACE BEAVER SPICY CUNT FUCK YOGHURT CANNON CROTCH PUSSY REBECCA BLACK PORCUPINE'S BALLS HO FELLATIO FRAK BIGNOSE PIECE OF SHIT BONER ALEX TREBEK MOLDY TITS FEWMETS SUCK MY COCK KAFFIR STEVE BALLMER ASSFACE SHIT CUNTBUCKET FUCKTARD CHRISTHUMPER NIPPLES SCROTUM GOD DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

HAIL SATAN! CROTCH GOD DAMMIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GO COUNT YOUR DICK SEMPRINI FUCK YOU JAP POOPY EPIDIDYMIS ASSHAT BOOBS ORGASM FUCKHEAD RAT'S COCK RAPE BAT FUCK INSANE CHOAD DAMN IT SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKLICK BITCH Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHIGGER and with the RAPE and his CRACKER of girraffes in which I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! while reading about IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! !!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HELL also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• YOUR MOM

Article written in the style of its subject This article is WIENER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its INBRED subject. If you do not find it funny GOD DAMMIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED REDNECK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. MILF If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SOD OFF joke loses its humour WOP when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BALLS ignorant, then you wouldn't have SCUMBAG needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! DYKE BUNG-HOLE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE KRAUT COMMUNIST DILDO!!!!!I <3 COCK

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