English
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Note: Absolutely NOT to be confused with Engrish!
English may refer to something of, from, pertaining to, or related to England, the superior race from a country of the United Kingdom, particularly its uncouth language. Other meanings may include:
- Middle English, an ancient indecipherable dialect of Spanish
- UK English, a modern British superior butchering of that indecipherable dialect of Spanish
- US English, a subsequent American illiterate butchering of English
- The English Reformation, a series of events in 16th century England by which the Church of England broke away from the authority of the Pope and the Roman Catholic Church over the correct way to serve tea and ass-rape school boys
- The English Civil War, another conflict over proper tea-serving protocols
- Johnny English, a suave double agent
- English breakfast, a meal composing of as many possible different cholesterol-elevating food groups
- Riding horses
- Being a complete dick, not a butchered dick
- British people
- Someone doing 'British things' like choir boys and rappers, and wearing trousers up to their nipples, and the CORRECT way to wear sandals
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