Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FELCHMONKEY'VOTE'SHITHEAD'DICKLICK'LAKE TITICACA'FUCK YOU'SLOPE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKING look at the DAMN talk page of this IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! article for notes or discussion before SON OF A BITCH editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder BASTARD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COCKSUCKER, sudden CHINK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POLACK or ASSHOLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WEHATEMARIO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may REBECCA BLACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BONER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITSLINGING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSFACE FUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous I'LL RAPE YOU utterFUCKance of socially SLOPE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUTT-FOR-BRAINS television programs to address IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Tourette's syndrome.

BALLS Tourette's is SHITSLINGING not to be CUM confused with FUCKFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DUMBASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSCRACK random DAMNED TABERNACLE disorientation, culturally-TOTAL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOD DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTTFUCKER language, RAT'S COCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSHOLE FELCHING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive CHINK quantities WETBACK of ANAL DIABETES CUNTING ASSCRACK garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITFUCKER Polite Note to the FUCKER Author:

The BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's TOSSER Research Institute was BLISTERING BARNACLES founded to SHITE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BONER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your RAT'S ASS article LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITCUNTING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MILF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MILF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CRAPFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers BASTARD swear. You can SHITFACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SCROTUM TV, for always focusing on the WANKSPLAT bad side of a terrible BUDDHIST MONK thing.
• The main SAGGY TITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FIRECROTCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNTYMINTS knee GREASER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK YOU school for O CANADA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ABO sufferers to become SHITTY manically depressed and SONNY BILL WILLIAMS commit NIGGER suicide.
• There is no BIRD SHIT cure, and the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the GO COUNT YOUR DICK tics often have adverse GYPSY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BITCH perodol" which caused my entire WANK body to go CLUSTER FUCK numb and DONKEY PUNCHER basically made it NIGGA! worse than WOODPECKERSHIT it is without the FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a BAD MOTHERFUCKER tourette syndrome ARSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKHEAD the SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS public view of Tourettes as a "EAT MY SHIT! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN sorry for DICK CHICKEN "hi-jacking" your BONER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BEANER this that really GIVING HEAD annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKING JUMP! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be VENEREAL DISEASE, and making fun of a SCUMBUCKET horrible disorder is (not) JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TRANNY time.

Best DONKEY PUNCHER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “INBRED” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an TIANENMEN SQUARE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of 1984 degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. DICKHEAD Regards to Andrew BONER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply

The TIMBER NIGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can BITCH punch him if you ASS LICKER want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NEOPETS saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my LHASA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COCKSUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS and FUCK YOU playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHINK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JAP BAND WITH 4 TURD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SAMUEL L. JACKSON HORSE! COCKSUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COCKSUCKER'S HOUSE

How ASS to PUSSY cure WOP the TONY LA RUSSA Tourette's BAD MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITHEAD for WALRUS SHIT Tourette's RAGHEAD Syndrome INBRED is WIENER following RAGHEAD these GOD DAMMIT rules MALARKY in FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS order:

• 1: Avoid PISS ARTIST immature FUCKBAG little BATMAN & ROBIN kids,
• 2: Count to SOD within ASS 10 DAMNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PUSSY FUCKSTAIN DICK TITS nor SOD OFF talk,
• 4: Tell MICK yourself you LOGJAMMER don't SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH have CHING CHONG CHINK this EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BLUMPKIN WITH NASTY PISSHOLE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FLYING FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COCKSUCKER last straw GIVING HEAD!

I fucking put FUCK YOU' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FLYING RAT'S ASS the TOP OF SHITHEAD THIS CLUSTER FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BULLSHIT offensive. HIV NEGATIVE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNT people who try PRICK to battle PEARL NECKLACE'I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! that tight-ass TAMPONS 17-year-BOOBIES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ARSE it now, but someone said DAGO' DAMN SUCK MY COCK'ASSCRACK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS is a laughing DUMBASS matter. Plus there FUCKING A was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are DAMNATION articles ASS FASCIST about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITFUCKER stuff. So FUCKHEAD that means ASSFACE stop getting mad at the SEMEN first part too and SONNY BILL WILLIAMS talking about the CRACKER letter that it's COMMUNIST DILDO mocking (what YOU WANKER letter? I don't even know what WOP the heck you're talking about). Adrian POMMIE hi self ASS even made a really POMMIE good point. "It's RAT'S COCK nothing more FUCK from a head nod to a CUNT knee tick". CHIGGER. Which I'll add FEWMETS onto SAND NIGGER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't VAGINA suffer that BALL SACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BASTARD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! be, because if I were a COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article I'LL RAPE YOU hilarious. If you ALEX TREBEK Want facts, go on PIECE OF SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS be offended, don't read DAMN the freaking INJUN article anyway.

DESU FUCK PENIS ON A STICK FUCKBAG ASS INJUN DICKWAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAGHEAD

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COCKSMOKER PUNANI HORSE PENIS WANKSPLAT PIGFUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HELLFUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD BALL SACK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKBAG CUNT PISS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITTY FEMADOM JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FRENCH TICKLER WANK PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKFACE QUEEF SAGGY TITS JESSE McCARTNEY FLAMING ASS BADGER POOPOO YOGHURT CANNON CHUFF SHITSKIN BIRD SHIT CUNT MONKEY SHIT SUGARTITS HELL RAT'S COCK FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKTARD ASSWIPE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CRAP ON A STICK DAMN IT FUCKWIT FEWMETS DICK IN A BOX DAMN BONG DUMBASS ASSCRACK FRIG JAP LENS CRAFTERS BALLS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GARBAGE DAY! ASS DOG SHIT BEANER DOG SHIT FUCKER SHITSLIDE BUTTFUCKER JIGGABOO BOLLOCKS VAGINA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUM MOLDY TITS GIVING HEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ART METAL PRODUCTS TURD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK DICKFACE [EXPLETIVE] BUTTFUCKER CUNTRAG WANK FUCK GENITALIA CHOAD KISSER SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN SHITSKIN BOOBIES TAMPONS SEX NIGNOG POMMIE BONER GOD DAMN FUCKFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMMIT HOLY DUMB FUCK MILF WANKER SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NIGGER CUM DOUCHEBAG EMO SHITE FROG MONKEY SHIT SHITE TURD ASSHAT YOU WANKER CUNT TOWELHEAD HATE HATE HAT DOUCHE NAZI FROG VAGINA BELLEND KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 CRAPFUCKER FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM GOD DAMN JAP JACKASS HORSE SHIT CROTCH CUNT BUTTFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHUFF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITFACE MILF OSTRICH MY ASS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A POMMIE SHITTY FUCKFACE FUCK YOU SOD DICKHEAD TONY LA RUSSA DICKHEAD PEDOPHILIA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PISS OFF MY ASS VAGINA HELL NECROPHILIA NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO HOMO DYKE NIPPLES SCROTUM PISS DAMN GOD DAMN HORSE PENIS HELL ASSBANDIT CHICKEN FRIES JIGGABOO ROSIE O'DONNELL BOLLOCKS [expletive deleted] MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ALF BITCH SHITSLINGING ANUSCAKE FUCKFACE ALF TAMPONS EARS OF CHRIST GIVING HEAD SHITFUCKER SHITSLINGING SHITCOCK BASTARD TOWELHEAD DICKHEAD JAP BALLS HORSE SHIT PRICK COON DIPSHIT BELLEND WIGGER JERK OFF SHIT CUNT PISS ARTIST EMO PUSSY INCEST DICKHEAD DOT HEAD SHITFACE ASSWIPE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE REDSKIN CONDOMS FUCK DUMBASS SNUFF PORN CRAPMUNCHER BLOWJOB SUGARTITS PIXIES DAMN IT BUTTFUCKER BUKKAKE BUNG-HOLE PAKI HELL 666 BULLSHIT HONKY LIMEY FUDGEPACKER DOUCHE NAZI BUTT-FOR-BRAINS INBRED O CANADA WIKIPEDIA NIGGER SCROTUM DOUCHE REDSKIN ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD CRAPPY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WHORE POWERSHIT DICKLICK BENSON SUCKS MOCKIE NIGNOG DAGO BITCH TITS & DICKS SHITBALLS DOM DeLUISE GOD DAMN BIGNOSE ASS FELCHMONKEY OH SHI– BITCH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WHORE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOT HEAD PENIS ON A STICK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PUSSY SHITSKIN SHITE FELLATIO REDNECK CROTCH HELL BALL SACK MOLDY TITS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS JACKASS SHIT DICKHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COCKSTUFFER TWISTY VAGINA BELLEND JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHING DAMNATION BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK CLUSTER FUCK BOON GINGERBREAD JACKASS NEGRO ASSWIPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT ASSHOLE NI SHITPISSER MICK PUSSYLICKER NIGGER DICK CHICKEN CAMEL FUCKER FUCKFACE INCEST QUEEF HELLFIRE FLYING FUCK YOU WOODPECKERSHIT TOSSER FUCKING JUMP! JERK OFF REDSKIN WEHATEMARIO DAGO BASTARD INBRED HO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT STEVE BALLMER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLINGING BITCH BULLSHIT I WILL END YOU! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BITCH BULLSHIT GOD DAMN BALL SACK POTTYMOUTH COCKSUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

CUNT SEMEN BALLS BIGNOSE EMO THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE TAFFY SHITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TOSSER MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHAT TURD RUSKIE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOG FUCKER JAP WILLY WONKA HAIL SATAN! ASSHAT HADJI SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK YOU BULLSHIT BIGNOSE FUCK CUNT TIMBER NIGGER CUNT SHITTY CONDOMS SCROTUM WIKIPEDIA PISSHOLE PUNANI I WILL END YOU! Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITTY and with the COCK and his GOD DAMMIT of girraffes in which I AM CORNHOLIO! while reading about PENISFUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BITCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DIPSHIT

Article written in the style of its subject This article is SHIT LIKE A HORSE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SUCK MY DICK subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKSTAIN, it is probably because you are an INBRED RUSTY TROMBONE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CHOAD joke loses its humour FUCKSTAIN when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CRAPPY ignorant, then you wouldn't have CHICKEN SHIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SAMUEL L. JACKSON RUSTY TROMBONE FROG OH SHI– FUCK YOU!!!!!I <3 COCK

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