Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSFACE'PORCH MONKEY'CUNT CRAPPER'MONKEY BALLS'FLYING RAT'S ASS'DOUCHE NAZI'BOOBIES Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HELL neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BULLSHIT, sudden RUSKIE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK or SAND NIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly INBRED in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated YID way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BUTTFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RAGHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHIT ASSHOLE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TONY LA RUSSA utterFUCKance of socially BASTARD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ARSE television programs to address BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

PISS ARTIST Tourette's is JACKASS not to be MOZILLA FIREFOX confused with FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAPE random PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE disorientation, culturally-CHIGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FLYING RAT'S ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local OSTRICH MY ASS language, BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITHEAD ASS FASCIST of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DILDO souvenir shoppes and massive JERK OFF quantities CLIT of ANAL DIABETES I WILL KILL YOU! garbage.

Darnit.

A ARSE Polite Note to the TITS & DICKS Author:

The JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS Tourette's NIPPLES Research Institute was ARSE founded to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HOLY DUMB FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PAKI article FUCKBAG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ANUSCAKE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BORDER HOPPER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of REBECCA BLACK Tourrette's sufferers COON swear. You can SAMUEL L. JACKSON blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOZILLA FIREFOX TV, for always focusing on the BALLS bad side of a terrible PENIS thing.
• The main CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PIG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIPPLES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK YOU knee EMO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PISS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HEIL HITLER! school for BOOBS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS sufferers to become FLYING FUCK manically depressed and CUNNILINGUS commit SPIC suicide.
• There is no SOD cure, and the SPIC drugs that are available to, "calm" the HENTAI tics often have adverse D'OH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITWANK perodol" which caused my entire JAP body to go BRITNEY numb and WOP basically made it NIGGA! worse than GENITALIA it is without the TITS & DICKS drug.

I am an active member of a CAPTAIN CRUNCH tourette syndrome FELCHING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BENCH PRESS the VAGINA public view of Tourettes as a "NIGGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CLIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CONDOMS sorry for TITTYWANK "hi-jacking" your WANK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NIGGER this that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a KIDDY FIDDLER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CRAP, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) HAIL SATAN! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PEARL NECKLACE time.

Best FUCKSTAIN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SPUNK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIANENMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BELGIUM degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society NORTH KOREA.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. DONKEY DICK Regards to Andrew CAMEL FUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI bastard who wrote this article. You can EMO punch him if you PISS OFF want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter KU KLUX KLAN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this UNITED KINGDOM country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE'S MOMMA remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WIGGER saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my SUCK MY COCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BULLSHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RUSTY TROMBONE and SHITE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSBANDIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ORGASM BAND WITH 4 COCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A YOU WANKER HORSE! BULLSHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BULLSHIT'S HOUSE

How DOG SHIT to SHIT cure GOD DAMMIT the SCUMBAG Tourette's GENITALIA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD for FUCK A DUCK Tourette's PISS Syndrome BITCH is DUMBASS following SHIT these JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST rules ANAL in PISS order:

• 1: Avoid ARSE immature DICKHEAD little FROG kids,
• 2: Count to PRICK within GREASER 10 GENITALIAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TITTIES DAMN SHIT nor TOSSER talk,
• 4: Tell HO yourself you SLOPE don't ABO have DICK IN A BOX this CHICKEN SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN WITH NASTY JUNGLE BUNNY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BULLSHIT last straw JAP!

I fucking put HELL' my comment at the TOP OF THE MALARKY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANKER the TOP OF SHAKOPEE THIS JERK OFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PIG offensive. VENEREAL DISEASE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TAMPON IN MY ASS people who try WEHATEMARIO to battle JACK OFF'PORCH MONKEY that tight-ass SAND NIGGER 17-year-VAGINA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JACKASS SHIT it now, but someone said CRAPFUCKER' FUCK REDSKIN'COCKSUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CAMEL JOCKEY is a laughing SHIT matter. Plus there JACKASS SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POMMIE Uncyclopedia, there are HONKY articles TURD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITBALLS stuff. So FELLATIO that means DICKHEAD stop getting mad at the GRAPE PENIS first part too and FUCKSTAIN talking about the BULLSHIT letter that it's BALL SACK mocking (what COLGATE letter? I don't even know what SHITE the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCK YOU hi self PIGFUCKER even made a really FUCKTARD good point. "It's LET'S SHIT nothing more SHIT from a head nod to a ASSHOLE knee tick". PORCH MONKEY. Which I'll add BASTARD onto WIKIPEDIA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKHEAD suffer that DONKEY PUNCHER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITSLIDE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BITCH be, because if I were a COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article POMMIE hilarious. If you BELLEND Want facts, go on SHITHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CARPET MUNCHER be offended, don't read SUCK COCKS IN HELL! the freaking MOTHERFUCKER article anyway.

CUNT LAPPER FUCKTARD ASS GENITALIA FALSE BENSON BUTT PIRATE CUNT SHIT CLIT SON OF A BITCH

FUCKER PENISFUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GOBSHITE GOD DAMN ASSWIPE JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKFACE TIMBER NIGGER FUCKSTAIN TITS BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM SHITPISSER FUCK HELL TITS HEIL HITLER! MOSES DUNE COON FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PISSHOLE BEAVER FUCK SAGGY TITS CHINK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELLATIO CRAPMUNCHER BITCH COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SNUFF PORN POLACK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BITCH CRACKER PIECE OF SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TIMBER NIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITMOUSE NECROPHILIA GARBAGE DAY! 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RAT'S ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITE WANKSPLAT SHITBALLS BAT FUCK INSANE BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD FAG HELL GO COUNT YOUR DICK GO HOME AND DIE ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX SHIT ARSE CUNT PRICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAT'S ASS DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH FIST FUCK BOOBIES WOODPECKERSHIT CLIT DOT HEAD CONDOMS FUCK YOU POLAK SHITSLINGING TOSSER POLESMOKER WILLY WONKA TITS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BUTTFUCKER PENIS WANKSPLAT FUCK [EXPLETIVE] WOODPECKERSHIT DICK CHICKEN ASS NORTH KOREA SHAKOPEE WILLY WONKA SCROTUM INCEST BANGKOK BULLSHIT HOMO CUNNILINGUS FLYING FUCK DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO ANAL STUDENT PROTESTS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DILDO SHIT FUCKWIT PISS COCK TAFFY CUNT PISS OFF SHITFACE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! 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KRAUT CUNT PORCUPINE'S BALLS ARSE CUNT INCEST ASSHOLE BITCH NAZI SCUMBUCKET BOOBS FROG GOD DAMN DICKLICK FUCK WHORE SHITHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY ASSWIPE FUCK EMO COON NIGGER WALRUS SHIT suck my mothers CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF COCK BATMAN & ROBIN CRAPMUNCHER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SOD OFF TOURETTE'S IS FUN ASSWIPE FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNTBUCKET CUNT NORTH KOREA FUCKWIT HENTAI BONER TAMPON IN MY ASS JIGGABOO BIRD SHIT PISS OFF THONG TASTER MONKEY BALLS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCKING JUMP! CAMEL JOCKEY HELLFIRE FRENCH TICKLER YOU WANKER FUCK DICKWAD FUCK OFF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DIPSHIT QUEEF SUGARTITS GOD DAMN RIGHT WING ORGASM FLYING FUCK GYPSY DONKEY PUNCHER CUNTYMINTS NICARAGUA SCUMBAG MOLDY TITS MOTHERFUCKER DAMN FROG JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SOD O KURWA! DOG FUCKER FOUR-EYES FELCHING GOD DAMN NEGRO BITCH [expletive deleted] FUCKTARD DAMN DUMBASS PUSSY FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS ARTIST JACKASS CUNT BATHING SUIT AREA WANKSPLAT PECKERHEAD SOD ARSE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TITS BELLEND FEWMETS PIG TWO-INCH PENIS VAGINA CLEMEN DOG SHIT BELLEND All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CUNT MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKING CHOAD SIGMUND FREUD WANKSPLAT [expletive deleted] ASS NIGGER CHOAD SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA ORGASM DICKFACE DONKEY PUNCHER RUSTY TROMBONE DOG FUCKER WETBACK GOD DAMN BULLCRAP SAND NIGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MALL SANTA HORSE SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BALLS JACKASS GENITALIA CUNT POMMIE TITTYWANK HELLFUCKER POLAK POLESMOKER CHRISTHUMPER HORSE SHIT GENITALIA SCROTUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN CLEMEN ASSHOLE BONER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT THONG TASTER BOOBS ASSHAT MALL SANTA NIPPLES JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BEAVER WARNER MUSIC GROUP PISS OFF ASS PENIS ON A BUN SHITFUCKER PISS FUCKING A FUCKTARD WANK ASSCRACK ALEX TREBEK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASS PIG ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT PULL THE STRING! 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BUTTFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JOHNNY FRIG JERRY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHICKEN FRIES KIKE SCROTUM THERE IS A CABAL NORTH KOREA POOPOO BIGNOSE DAMN IT SHITE SHITFACE TOWELHEAD BRITNEY FUCKBAG POOPY FUCKTARD DICK CLUSTER FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS CHRISTHUMPER MASTURBATION FEWMETS HO SAMUEL L. JACKSON BULLSHIT SHITE WANK BONG WOODPECKERSHIT DAMMIT FUCK YOU CUNTRAG I'LL RAPE YOU FALSE BENSON O CANADA SHIT FIRECROTCH FUCK YOU JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER TWAT CUNTBUCKET SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WOP FUCKTARD INJUN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH YOU WANKER HOT GRITS DOUCHEBAG BITCH CUNT BRITNEY EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG BALLS CARPET MUNCHER GOAT DICK DICK GOBSHITE KAFFIR ASS ASSHAT DOG SHIT COCKSMOKER COCK BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER RUSTY TROMBONE RAT'S ASS HELL AUTOFELLATIO POMMIE FUCKFACE DAMN PISS OFF HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DICKLICK NIGGER INCEST SHITSKIN GYPSY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BOOBS JAP FUCKWIT BITCH TURD SON OF A BITCH HORSE PENIS SIGMUND FREUD LAKE TITICACA GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER KIKE SHITCOCK GENITALIA FUCKING COMMUNION WAFER ASS SHITE JACKASS SHIT GREASER KIDDY FIDDLER BOB SAGET WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK POTTYMOUTH PUNANI IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GREASER BAD MOTHERFUCKER MALARKY NICARAGUA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR JACKASS ASS SHITHEAD BLUMPKIN ASS FASCIST SHITFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT PENIS ON A BUN MALARKY LET'S SHIT WETBACK EUROIPODS INCEST MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKING BEANER CHICKEN FRIES DAGO DICKFACE COCK I WILL END YOU! SHITE BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF JIGGABOO CHENEY SHITHEAD CROTCH FEWMETS CUNT O KURWA! SHITFACE MARGARET THATCHER FLYING FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ CHUFF DICKHEAD TOSSER CUNT FUCKHEAD NORTH KOREA SPANK THE MONKEY PISS OFF MY ASS CUNT CHICKEN FRIES ARSE POMMIE DANDELIONS FELLATIO WIENER DOUCHING FEWMETS FROG'S FAT ASS PUSSY SHITE SHIT SPUNK TACO CHRISTHUMPER BUTT PIRATE CRAPMUNCHER RECTUM RAIDER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COCKSHITTER CONDOMS POMMIE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK YOU TRANNY CROTCH CHIGGER HAIL SATAN! CRACKER O CANADA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNTYMINTS and with the JACK ABRAMOFF and his COCK of girraffes in which CUNTRAG while reading about BRUSH MA TEETH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See [expletive deleted] also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BELGIUM

Article written in the style of its subject This article is PISS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BASTARD subject. If you do not find it funny SLOPE, it is probably because you are an INBRED DAMN ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BITCH If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a suck my mothers joke loses its humour BITCH when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ASS FASCIST ignorant, then you wouldn't have PEDOPHILIA needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE DICK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CHICKEN SHIT!!!!!I <3 COCK

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