Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DOUCHE'EXTRA LONG PENIS'ASS FASCIST'SPIC'FUCK YOU'CLUSTER FUCK'DUMBASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DUMBASS neurochemical FUCK disorder DOT HEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COMMUNIST DILDO, sudden PIECE OF SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICKHEAD or WIENER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOD DAMMIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAT'S COCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHAKOPEE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POMMIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ARSE YOU WANKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RANDY TRAVIS utterFUCKance of socially SUGARTITS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PIECE OF SHIT television programs to address THONG TASTER Tourette's syndrome.

INBRED Tourette's is FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE not to be PORCUPINE'S BALLS confused with WIENER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKSTAIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PENIS random BANGKOK disorientation, culturally-FLOWERS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HEIL HITLER! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? language, DAMN IT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COCKSMOKER BAT FUCK INSANE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSWIPE souvenir shoppes and massive DUNE COON quantities HORSE PENIS of ANAL DIABETES GRINGO garbage.

Darnit.

A VANDAL Polite Note to the MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Author:

The RAPE Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Research Institute was BASTARD founded to GOD DAMN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BOOBIES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN article BULLSHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNNILINGUS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BELGIUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK YOU.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSCRACK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NIPPLES Tourrette's sufferers GENITALIA swear. You can DICKFACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MARGARET THATCHER TV, for always focusing on the CARPET MUNCHER bad side of a terrible FUCK thing.
• The main ARFENHOUSE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MONKEY SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CAMEL JOCKEY knee DICKWAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKSTAIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK YOU cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DUNE COON school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHOAD KISSER sufferers to become COLGATE manically depressed and GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS commit ASS suicide.
• There is no WANK cure, and the COCKSMOKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOOK tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMMIT perodol" which caused my entire WHITE POWER body to go PORCH MONKEY numb and FROG'S FAT ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS UP MY ARSE it is without the FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a JIZZ tourette syndrome ASSRAPING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SEMPRINI the PRICK public view of Tourettes as a "CUNTRAG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BONER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PORCH MONKEY sorry for RECTUM RAIDER "hi-jacking" your CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PUNANI this that really FUCKHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a BONER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BELLEND article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SAGGY TITS, and making fun of a DOUGHNUT PUNCHER horrible disorder is (not) COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CAPITALISM time.

Best WOODPECKERSHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SCUMBUCKET” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SLITTY EYES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an INDIA HAS NUKES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MINORITIES degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your MELAMINE capitalist society UIGURS.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. COON Regards to Andrew RUSTY TROMBONE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The DAMN IT bastard who wrote this article. You can WOODPECKERSHIT punch him if you KAFFIR want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE HAS AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “MUGABE HAS AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the [expletive deleted] saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my JERK OFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COMMUNIST DILDO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SCROTUM and P'KANG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BULLSHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 BLOWJOB MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A POLESMOKER HORSE! COMMUNIST DILDO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COMMUNIST DILDO'S HOUSE

How GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY to MOTHERFUCKER cure SOD the TAFFY Tourette's WIGGER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MICK for CLIT Tourette's CUNTBUCKET Syndrome ANAL DIABETES is TAMPONS following BUGGER these ASS FASCIST rules TUBA in FLYING FUCK order:

• 1: Avoid TAMPON IN MY ASS immature WIGGER little ASSCRACK kids,
• 2: Count to DAMN within SHITE 10 GRAPE PENISseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RAT'S ASS BELGIUM SHITE nor STRAWBERRY ASS talk,
• 4: Tell FROG'S FAT ASS yourself you RAT'S COCK don't MOTHERFUCKER have IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK this WANK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TURD WITH NASTY FUCKING JUMP! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOD DAMMIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COMMUNIST DILDO last straw TWAT!

I fucking put FUCKFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FELCHING PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at POLACK the TOP OF HELL THIS NIGGER TITS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be POLAK offensive. BIRD SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TWAT people who try INCEST to battle BIG FOOT'SCUMBAG that tight-ass CHRISTHUMPER 17-year-POLESMOKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICKWAD it now, but someone said DOUCHE NAZI' FUCK DOUCHETITS'DAMNATION on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DIPSHIT is a laughing FELCHING matter. Plus there FLAMING ASS BADGER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKING Uncyclopedia, there are LIMEY articles TOSSER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WALRUS SHIT stuff. So WANK that means FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK stop getting mad at the ORGASM first part too and POOPY talking about the SPUNK letter that it's CLIT mocking (what WINDOWS VISTA letter? I don't even know what GO HOME AND DIE the heck you're talking about). Adrian BULLSHIT hi self FROG'S FAT ASS even made a really ASSHAT good point. "It's BLUMPKIN nothing more JACK OFF from a head nod to a DOUCHEBAG knee tick". FLYING RAT'S ASS. Which I'll add LET'S SHIT onto SHITTY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't POMMIE suffer that BOOBS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ORGASM be, because if I were a WANK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNTBUCKET hilarious. If you PISS Want facts, go on ART METAL PRODUCTS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DOUCHEBAG be offended, don't read NIGGER the freaking AY-AY-AY article anyway.

FELCHING LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICKHEAD CLUSTER FUCK SON OF A BITCH PISSHOLE SEX ASSRAMMER ASS

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ASSWIPE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PUSSY STRAWBERRY ASS HELL SHAKOPEE COON BELLEND FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER DAMN WANK BULLSHIT CANNED QUOTE CLEMEN ASS CROTCH SHIT ALEX TREBEK O KURWA! CHOAD KISSER AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD JOHNNY CROTCH FUCKER FUCKHEAD FUCK POMMIE CARPET MUNCHER MALARKY FUCK FUCKER BUTT PIRATE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DICK TITS JERK OFF SHAKOPEE HELL AY-AY-AY COMMUNIST DILDO DOODIE HEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DUMBASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASS ASSHOLE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PUNANI POLESMOKER FROG ARSE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TOSSER DONKEY PUNCHER STRAWBERRY ASS ASSWIPE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WALRUS SHIT SHITSLINGING FUCK YOU FROG'S FAT ASS KIKE WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKWIT CUNT KAFFIR SHITHEAD HENTAI NIGNOG BOLLOCKS ASSCRACK EPIDIDYMIS WIKIPEDIA RULES SHITFACE DICK TITS SHITCOCK FUCK YOU All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CUNT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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PUSSY CRACKER TITWANK ANAL DIABETES PEEPEE ALEX TREBEK WANK PUSSYLICKER EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITCOCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKER TWAT FUCK SHITTY SOD NEGRO DAMN DOUCHEBAG SOD OFF I'LL RAPE YOU FOUR-EYES SHITSLIDE DONKEY DICK MOLDY TITS ASS INBRED FROG'S FAT ASS SHITHEAD FUCK OFF CHOAD KISSER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK OFF CUNTSWILLING CHOAD EMO BLISTERING BARNACLES WEHATEMARIO BENCH PRESS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FLYING FUCK FUCK A DUCK SHITSLINGING TITWANK TWAT NI COMMUNISM IS STUPID DILDO WANK PEARL NECKLACE CUM GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS POLACK PEDOPHILIA BAT FUCK INSANE SEMEN DONKEY PUNCHER BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE SUCK A BIG DICK PISS OFF WHORE BEAVER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKER PISS BUGGER GOD DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK OFF PISS OFF BULLCRAP FRIG DICKFACE FIST FUCK HELLFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO SHITFUCKER SHITFACE FAGGOT TURD GOAT DICK NIGGER RANDY TRAVIS NIGGER COON BASTARD BANGKOK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKSTAIN SHITE PISS FUCKING ASSFACE ASSFACE NIGNOG INCEST DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU GO COUNT YOUR DICK FLYING FUCK NECROPHILIA 666 JOHNNY DICK CHICKEN SHITBALLS BOLLOCKS FUCKING A FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE HELL ASS FUCK OFF FREE ELECTIONS WIENER SPIC CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSFACE DAMN IT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! FUCK SHITBALLS SHITHEAD COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK WHORE FRENCH TICKLER POMMIE ASSHAT CAUCASIANS CHIGGER WETBACK PEEPEE PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BLISTERING BARNACLES CLUSTER FUCK THONG TASTER HONKY FLUFFY CLOUD JERK OFF HITLER SHITFUCKER SHITFACE SHITE CRAPPY NECROPHILIA SHIT RAPE DOUCHE NAZI BIGNOSE PISS OFF DAMN PISS JAP FRITZ I WILL END YOU! SPUNK LIMEY BUTTFUCKER BITCH FUCK ASSHOLE SHIT MELAMINE SHITTY WOP RAPE FUCKBAG TITS & DICKS WANK PEARL NECKLACE SHUT UP, MEG! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GENITALIA MOZILLA FIREFOX BULLCRAP FUCKING HOSER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 CHRISTHUMPER HELL DAMN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITFACE RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG pen0r PISS CRAP ON A STICK PRICK SHITE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] POMMIE HOT GRITS SHIT NAZI CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT AUTOFELLATIO I WILL END YOU! GIVING HEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! O CANADA GOD DAMN DAMNED TABERNACLE SHITTY DONALD RUMSFELD CHUCK NORRIS DAMN IT HO PISS MARGARET THATCHER FUCK PUNANI COCK HAIL SATAN! CUNT SHITTY PENISFUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HELLFUCKER SHITE ABO CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ BOOBIES BIGNOSE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCKFACE WANK THERE IS A CABAL CHINK FLYING RAT'S ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NAZI GRINGO TAMPONS DICKFACE CAMEL FUCKER BITCH SHIT SHIT RAT'S COCK BOOBS NEOPETS BOOBIES COCKSHITTER DIPSHIT PECKERHEAD DICKWAD JUSTIN BIEBER INBRED CLEMEN HELL SEMEN HOMO BAT FUCK INSANE NIGGER QUEEF FUCK ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER ASS FUCKING JACKASS BONER HELL VENEREAL DISEASE HAIL SATAN! DOUCHING PISSHOLE JERK OFF JERK OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSWIPE PEDOPHILIA REDSKIN DICKHEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DUMBASS FUCK GOOK POWERSHIT YOU WANKER CROTCH WIENER GRAPE PENIS BEANER SHITPISSER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WIGGER ASSCRACK HONKY CUNT TITS DOUCHEBAG CHIGGER FUCKTARD MONKEY BALLS DARTH VADER FRIENDS AUTOFELLATIO CLUSTER FUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSHAT P'KANG GOD DAMN SHITTY BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RAPE TITS SHIT YOU WANKER NEGRO CRAPPY FELLATIO SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKING PEEPEE PUSSY NEGRO CONDOMS DOUCHE NAZI PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BIRD IN THE HOUSE JAP INBRED LIMEY POLACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASSFACE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JERRY JAP GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER WANKSPLAT ASSCRACK ASSHAT DOG SHIT ASSWIPE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIPPLES ASS SHITSLINGING COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SAGGY TITS WEHATEMARIO PENIS HYPERINFLATION FUCKING JUMP! JACKASS AMERICA ONLINE COCK SHITFUCKER WANK GOAT DICK RAGHEAD JACKASS FUCKHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK EPIDIDYMIS FUCKING A DOUCHETITS FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER PISSHOLE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GOATSE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GOD DAMN IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! WANKER CUNT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY ASS HORSE SHIT CRAP CHOAD SAND NIGGER FAGGOT BLOWJOB TIMBER NIGGER TITTIES WHITE PEOPLE FUCK NUGGET SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FU SPANG and with the MONKEY BALLS and his DOUCHING of girraffes in which FUCK while reading about BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DIPSHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GYPSY

Article written in the style of its subject This article is LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its PAGE BLANKING subject. If you do not find it funny ANUSCAKE, it is probably because you are an INBRED BASTARD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DIRTY SANCHEZ If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BULLSHIT joke loses its humour FUCK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ignorant, then you wouldn't have FLYING RAT'S ASS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! GOD BLESS AMERICA TIT DIRT ASSCRACK MONKEY SHIT SHITCUNTING!!!!!I <3 COCK

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