Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
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A SUGAR Polite Note to the UNICORNS Author:[edit | edit source]
I am PASTURE 17 years old and HEAVEN have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your GINGERBREAD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as FLUFFY CLOUD possible.
Let me tell you HOCKEY about HEAVEN Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of KITTENS Tourettes sufferers OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SUGAR LUV BASKETBALL PIXIES swear. You can BASKETBALL blame television for always focusing on the PEACEFUL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PEACEFUL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or DANDELIONS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FLUFFY CLOUD jerk.
- Tourettes is no TEDDY BEARS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ROSES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become UNICORNS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no RAINBOWS cure, and the ROSES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HAPPINESS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which JOY caused my entire KITTENS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DANDELIONS drug.
I am an active HOCKEY member of a HOCKEY tourette syndrome association and FOOTBALL I am making steps towards SMILES eradicating the public SMILES view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS SPRINKLES PIXIES SUNSHINE HAPPINESS "swearing" disorder, because it is PUPPIES much much more.
I am sorry UNICORNS for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIKACHU uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HEAVEN that really ICE CREAM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SMILES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLOWERS editing this BASKETBALL HOOP article. Remember, everything SWIMMING POOL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is POKÉMON HOCKEY UNICORNS SMILES HOCKEY not funny at all.
Thank you PEACEFUL for your PUPPIES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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 | Article written in the style of its subject This article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is because you are an ignorant cultural philistine on account of having not consumed the same media the writer has. Shame on you. |