Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUNT'ASSHAT'WILLY WONKA'PISS'ORGASM'DOG SHIT'CHOAD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a BULLSHIT look at the DUMBASS talk page of this suck my mothers article for notes or discussion before ASSFACE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JERRY neurochemical FUCK disorder FROG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK, sudden FELLATIO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JUSTIN BIEBER or COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITFUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING FUCKFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUGGER OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HORSE SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FOREIGN CURRENCY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHIT LIKE A HORSE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JACKASS SHIT utterFUCKance of socially ASSHAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE television programs to address BOOBIES Tourette's syndrome.

SHITE Tourette's is CRAP not to be PEEPEE confused with NEGRO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING A chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JIGGABOO random RUSKIE disorientation, culturally-CLUSTER FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth RAPE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITPISSER language, ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ARSEBADGERS DICK CHICKEN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SPUNK souvenir shoppes and massive FROG'S FAT ASS quantities NEGRO of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A BAD MOTHERFUCKER Polite Note to the ASS Author:

The I AM CORNHOLIO! Tourette's EPIDIDYMIS Research Institute was NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS founded to CC PLZ.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASS article SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKWIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MONKEY SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUGFUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Tourrette's sufferers ASS swear. You can ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PENISFUCK TV, for always focusing on the RANDY TRAVIS bad side of a terrible DAMN thing.
• The main GOD DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! knee HOLY DUMB FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BOOBS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JIGGABOO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DONKEY DICK school for I'LL RAPE YOU something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become WANK manically depressed and KAFFIR commit RAPE suicide.
• There is no DARTH VADER cure, and the I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST drugs that are available to, "calm" the FLAMING ASS BADGER tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TACO perodol" which caused my entire [EXPLETIVE] body to go HONKY numb and COCKSUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITE it is without the CUNT drug.

I am an active member of a MARGARET THATCHER tourette syndrome DOT HEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN the CUNTBUCKET public view of Tourettes as a "TITTIES swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GANGBANG sorry for RAGHEAD "hi-jacking" your FUCKWIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POOPY this that really FUCKFACE annoys me. I am working towards a MOTHERFUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this YOU WANKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GYPSY, and making fun of a PUSSY horrible disorder is (not) FROG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHIGGER time.

Best FUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TITMOUSE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN BABY FORMULA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those WIKIPEDIA countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your INDIA HAS NUKES capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. MOCKIE Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The DILDO bastard who wrote this article. You can DYKE punch him if you FUCKING want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough BRITAIN problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CUNT saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my WANK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BIGNOSE and I WILL END YOU! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PIG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BAND WITH 4 STUDENT MOVEMENT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNNILINGUS HORSE! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK'S HOUSE

How CUNT to BASTARD cure HOLY DUMB FUCK the COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK Tourette's PORCH MONKEY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKING A for BELLEND Tourette's ARSE Syndrome HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS is FUCKER following CUNTRAG these DICKWAD rules BULLSHIT in PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! order:

• 1: Avoid BONER immature BASTARD little BALLS kids,
• 2: Count to CRAP ON A STICK within GENITALIA 10 BITCHseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BULLSHIT SLOPE SHITTY nor DONKEY DICK talk,
• 4: Tell FELCHMONKEY yourself you BOYCOTT VIACOM! don't CHENEY have BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA this DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TITS & DICKS WITH NASTY CAMEL FUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUKKAKE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK last straw DAMN!

I fucking put PISS' my comment at the TOP OF THE TOWELHEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TAMPON IN MY ASS the TOP OF BITCH THIS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HONKY offensive. NIGNOG. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NECROPHILIA people who try DOG SHIT to battle CHUFF'FUCKSTAIN that tight-ass FRITZ 17-year-WIKIPEDIA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FRIG it now, but someone said DICKHEAD' GRAPE PENIS SHITFUCKER'GOD DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PEARL NECKLACE is a laughing GOD DAMMIT matter. Plus there BITCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on AY-AY-AY Uncyclopedia, there are SHITSLINGING articles SUCK MY DICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKTARD stuff. So ASS that means CONAN O'BRIAN stop getting mad at the FUCKHEAD first part too and MARGARET THATCHER talking about the DOUCHEBAG letter that it's DOUCHEBAG mocking (what NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! letter? I don't even know what DONKEY DICK the heck you're talking about). Adrian TAFFY hi self DICKFACE even made a really MOCKIE good point. "It's CROTCH nothing more SEMEN from a head nod to a RUSKIE knee tick". JOHNNY. Which I'll add OH SHI– onto ASSHOLE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BITCH suffer that DONKEY PUNCHER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BULLSHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NIPPLES be, because if I were a DOUCHE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS hilarious. If you TOTAL Want facts, go on ARSE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PIG be offended, don't read PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT the freaking SCUMBAG article anyway.

FUCK SHITSKIN DOUCHING ASS RUSKIE WALRUS SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SOD JACKASS SON OF A BITCH

FRIG INJUN MICK BEAVER REDNECK PIECE OF SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE FELLATIO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SON OF A BITCH DELICIOUS CAKE FELLATIO COCK RAT'S COCK CLUSTER FUCK SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE FELCHMONKEY JERRY PECKERHEAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKING BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER INBRED PISS ARTIST GYPSY FLYING FUCK BRITNEY NIGNOG PECKERHEAD SHITSLINGING TIT SPRINKLES LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WANK CLUSTER FUCK FUCKWIT FAGGOT ARSEBADGERS YOU WANKER WOODPECKERSHIT MOTHERFUCKER JAP RAT'S ASS HADJI JAP DICKHEAD FUCKWIT GOD DAMN FUCK CHICKEN SHIT SHITE WANK FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT BITCH BASTARD JACKASS DOUCHE FROG'S FAT ASS TAMPONS P'KANG JERRY BANGKOK SHIT LENS CRAFTERS BUKKAKE BRUSH MA TEETH ORGASM SHITE ALF RAT'S ASS DILDO FUCKING CHOAD ASSFACE FUCKER DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOG SHIT NAZI SHIT FUCK OFF DICKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT RECTUM RAIDER SHITHEAD CUNT CRAPPER CUNT SHITSLINGING FAG PIKACHU DAGO FUCK NUGGET NICARAGUA SCUMBUCKET DICKHEAD CROTCH FUCKHEAD FUCKER SEMEN GENITALIA BASEBALL MOCKIE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SOD GOOK CRAPPY WANK MOZILLA FIREFOX QUEEF NIPPLES ASSFACE CARPET MUNCHER DICKHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD CHIGGER I WILL END YOU! NEGRO FUCKTARD BALL SACK ASS TIT DIRT PEDOPHILIA DONKEY DICK BITCH MAMA MIA pen0r ASSHOLE ASSBANDIT pen0r FUCK JACKASS WANK HELL CONDOMS PIG PISS OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKHEAD BENCH PRESS BASTARD POLESMOKER RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU CANNED QUOTE DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FOUR-EYES HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKFACE MICK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CROTCH BUTT PIRATE PRICK FEMADOM MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN CRAP I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CHIGGER INCEST DARTH VADER BEANER FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT BITCH FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GRIS BLOWJOB suck my mothers FLAMING ASS BADGER KAFFIR NIGGER O KURWA! FLAMING ASS BADGER BULLSHIT DOUCHING JACK OFF BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER SHAKOPEE ASS SHITSLINGING PISS OFF I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE WOP FRITZ RAGHEAD PISSHOLE FUCK NUGGET SHITE PISS SHITE NIGGER OLD CHRIST OF A DAMN FUCKWIT ASSWIPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICKFACE NIGGER TITS JACKASS BALLS BITCH BLOWJOB AUTOFELLATIO WANK PENISFUCK BASKETBALL CRACKER ROSIE O'DONNELL HELL DILDO SHITSLINGING LUV FUCK OFF CUNT STRAWBERRY ASS GOOK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN MARGARET THATCHER BITCH INBRED HELLFUCKER SHITFACE FRAK BOYCOTT VIACOM! BOLLOCKS FUCKWIT TWAT CHIGGER FUCKING A ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MAMA MIA COCKSHITTER BLUMPKIN VAGINA ASSFACE HORSE SHIT JACK OFF I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK SAND NIGGER D'OH UIGURS GENITALIA VENEREAL DISEASE BOON OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH BOOBS SHITE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HO FUCKER YOU WANKER CUNT DICKWAD HELL SCUMBUCKET INBRED POMMIE PIECE OF SHIT SHITCUNTING FLYING FUCK LET'S SHIT WIGGER IT'S OVER 9000! DICKFACE DICKFACE SUITCASE PENIS EUROIPODS FUCKFACE P'KANG LET'S SHIT HOT GRITS ASS FASCIST FUCK BITCH CUNTSWILLING DUMBASS NECROPHILIA ORGASM CUNT SACRAMENTO HOT GRITS DICK CHICKEN SCUMBUCKET PANCHEN LAMA WANK FUCK BASTARD BUGFUCK RUSTY TROMBONE REDSKIN REDNECK WIENER CLUSTER FUCK DAMNED TABERNACLE SHITE WANKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SAND NIGGER FRITZ SHIT WIENER NIPPLES CRACKER HOSER DAMN INCEST WHORE DIPSHIT DICK TITS JERRY VAGINA RAPE FUCK YOU RUSTY TROMBONE SHITSLINGING DONKEY PUNCHER TENTACLE RAPE ORGASM 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LET'S SHIT MASTURBATION KRAUT DAMN MONKEY BALLS SHITTY INBRED GRINGO GOD DAMMIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BIRD SHIT BUTT PIRATE FRIG NIPPLES FLYING RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO ASS DOUCHE CLEMEN PEARL NECKLACE FUCKHEAD FUCKBAG SCUMBAG SEMEN I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER PUNANI HO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FRENCH TICKLER BULLSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GANGBANG SHITTY FUCK DOUCHE NAZI ASSHOLE DONKEY DICK FUCKFACE ASS DIPSHIT KIDDY FIDDLER POMMIE FUCK RECTUM RAIDER BIRD SHIT SHITFACE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GARBAGE DAY! ANAL YUKKY DOODY ASSCRACK FUCK LET'S SHIT DIPSHIT NIGGER FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITSLINGING RAT'S ASS FUCKING [Insert yet another person's name here] SUCK MY COCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FRITZ TUBA FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD I RAPE WALRUSES! HOMO DAMN PENIS TWAT GANGBANG ASSHAT SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHIGGER SHITCOCK TITS MONKEY'S UNCLE ASS SHUT UP, MEG! STEVE BALLMER DOUCHETITS MOZILLA FIREFOX COMMUNION WAFER ASSCRACK WANKSPLAT DONKEY PUNCHER CHINK CROTCH BEAVER EMO BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITBALLS GOD DAMN GOAT DICK NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! STEVE BALLMER DICKFACE SHITHEAD FUCK OFF BULLSHIT FEWMETS HELL ABO FLAMING ASS BADGER SACRAMENTO DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DOUCHING SHITCOCK LIMEY SHITTY CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK OFF DICKHEAD SHITFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS UNICORNS INBRED MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASS POOPY JENKEM GIVING HEAD ASSCRACK DAMN IT ARSE BEAVER MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMMIT BULLSHIT BOOBS I RAPE WALRUSES! PEDOPHILIA WIKIPEDIA RAT'S ASS WANK SOD JAP CLUSTER FUCK LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! BASTARD BULLSHIT DICKHEAD DICK IN A BOX BULLSHIT SHITCUNTING ALEX TREBEK FAG TITWANK DICKWAD POLACK ARSEBADGERS CUNTRAG RUSTY TROMBONE RAPE HONKY MONKEY BALLS FEATURED REDSKIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CAMEL JOCKEY ALEX TREBEK PUNANI SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUM STEVE BALLMER TAMPON IN MY ASS WANKER FUCKTARD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BONER ANAL DIABETES TAFFY ORGASM ABO FUCKING A PAKI FUCKER SAGGY TITS MOTHERFUCKER COCK BEANER BOOBS SHIT SHIT PEEPEE BUTTFUCKER JACKASS SHIT DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER SLOPE ORGASM MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PRICK BASTARD BIG FOOT RAPE DYKE DUMBASS BITCH BULLCRAP OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON NICARAGUA PISS ARTIST DOT HEAD ASSWIPE BITCH CAMEL FUCKER PORCH MONKEY RANDY TRAVIS PUSSY CROTCH FUCKING WANKSPLAT SHITFACE IT'S OVER 9000! FUCKHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SWIMMING POOL FELCHING FUCKWIT BUTT-HEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITFUCKER HO CHUFF EXTRA LONG PENIS MACACA YOGHURT CANNON HOMO GRINGO LAKE TITICACA FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST DAMNATION NIPPLES HELL DIPSHIT HADJI MAMA MIA suck my mothers RAT'S ASS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKTARD SHITPISSER DONKEY PUNCHER NIGGER TITS FUCKHEAD ANUSCAKE TITS COON SHITSLINGING FAG ASSCRACK MALL SANTA TAFFY SEX KNOBJOCKEY FUCKHEAD BELLEND FUCK YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNTSWILLING ASSHAT COCKGOBLIN FUCK OFF CLIT JUNGLE BUNNY BUTTFUCKER SPUNK JIZZ BUTTFUCKER FUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER TITS CUNT SPUNK SHITTY SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD LOGJAMMER GOD DAMMIT JAP CUNT ANAL DIABETES ASSHOLE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK OFF SHITFUCKER SHITE PISS FELLATIO CHENEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I WILL KILL YOU! BANGKOK BENCH PRESS ASSFACE WANKER HOMO BASTARD PISS DIPSHIT NORTH KOREA SUCK A BIG DICK CUNTYMINTS SUCK MY DICK HONKY GARBAGE DAY! JACKASS SHITE ASSWIPE DOUCHE GOOK COCKSUCKER BANGKOK CUNT PEARL NECKLACE CUNT HOT GRITS EMO SHITTY PENIS ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITHEAD WANK DAMN IT BUKKAKE CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU ASSWIPE FUCKTARD HORSE PENIS DAMN SHITHEAD PIGFUCKER WANK JOHNNY PISS OFF FUCKING HITLER TITTIES COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TOTAL CUNT JUMPING JESUS!!! FUCK YOU CUNT CUM MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKING DILDO SHITFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DAMN YOU WANKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FLYING FUCK SHITTY GRAPE PENIS FUCK YOU FRAK CHRISTHUMPER BITCH FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS TOSSER ASSWIPE MILF AUTOFELLATIO CUNT SLOPE SEX FENCE JUMPER SHITE GARBAGE DAY! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JERK OFF DICK MILF ASS LICKER TWISTY VAGINA CC PLZ BASTARD REBECCA BLACK FUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITBALLS BRUSH MA TEETH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DUNE COON FAG NEOPETS YOU WANKER SHITCOCK GANGBANG JIZZ DAMN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUDGEPACKER FELLATIO SHITHEAD DIPSHIT CLEMEN CUNTSWILLING ASS FASCIST FUCKWIT GOD DAMN DIPSHIT CUNT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHAV POMMIE COCK MONKEY BALLS BUGGER OFF PISS ARTIST FAG HADJI CUNNILINGUS GRAPE PENIS FUCK DOUCHE NAZI SHAKOPEE MOCKIE DAMN IT CUNTYMINTS ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! LET'S SHIT VAGINA SHITE PISS GOD DAMMIT FUCKING JUMP! FUCKHEAD ASS DOUCHE CUNT LAPPER SHIT FRIG AUTOFELLATIO PISS ARTIST DELICIOUS CAKE WANKSPLAT WIENER ASSWIPE SCROTUM SHITFACE HONKY ASS FLYING FUCK JOHNNY FUCK OFF ASSWIPE ASS FASCIST ROMANIA ASSHOLE YOU WANKER FUCKFACE COON CUNT CRAPPER ASS LICKER DONKEY PUNCHER DYKE INCEST DELICIOUS CAKE CHOAD CUM BEANER JESSE McCARTNEY SEX DUMBASS ASS SHAKOPEE FUCK SHITCOCK HITLER DAMN SHAKOPEE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HITLER NIPPLES WANK JAP ASSWIPE FELLATIO ASSHAT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WANK YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS PRICK CUNTSWILLING FENCE JUMPER CUNTRAG DARTH VADER ASS SHITFACE DICKHEAD [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] PEARL NECKLACE FUCK CLUSTER FUCK COCK DOUCHE NAZI HELL THIS IS SPARTA! PEDOPHILIA SHUT UP, MEG! PRICK COCKSUCKER CLUSTER FUCK NAZI TITWANK ASSFACE FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE HEIL HITLER! GIVING HEAD DAMN IT COCK SON OF A BITCH WANK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKFACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WANKSPLAT ASS BALL SACK BITCH POMMIE NIPPLES WOODPECKERSHIT GOD DAMMIT POTTYMOUTH 30 CASES OF PICKLES NECROPHILIA HORSE SHIT HONKY FUCKWIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TITWANK FUCKWIT CUM INBRED CAMEL FUCKER SHIT REBECCA BLACK DILDO WIENER RAT'S COCK SEX JERRY ASS VENEREAL DISEASE TWAT ASS SHIT ASSHOLE POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK GOD DAMN HORSE SHIT PRICK JAP GRINGO I'LL RAPE YOU WETBACK BIGNOSE OH SHI– CHING CHONG CHINK HELL BOOBS WALRUS SHIT DICKFACE TWAT SCUMBAG FELCHING 666 DAMN IT BITCH MOLDY TITS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BORDER HOPPER HELL FUCK OFF BULLSHIT DICKFACE TRANNY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RAT'S COCK BULLCRAP NIGNOG TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK YOU MONKEY'S UNCLE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEDOPHILIA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS KU KLUX KLAN SUCK MY DICK LONGCAT IS LONG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITFUCKER COCKSHITTER SHIT PISS ARTIST BOB SAGET PUSSY CROTCH PISSHOLE HOSER CRACKER JAP WANK FUCK YOU MOCKIE POOPOO BITCH CLUSTER FUCK PIG TOSSER SHITSLINGING BORDER HOPPER I WILL KILL YOU! GOATSE FUCK FUCKWIT FUCKWIT COCK MASTURBATION SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKER SHITSLINGING BASTARD DOUCHING NIGGER FRAK ASS ASS BLUMPKIN COCK JAP PISSHOLE FROG ANUSCAKE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANK FUCKTARD CLEMEN DICKWAD COON TITS & DICKS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICKHEAD BASTARD ASSFACE SEMEN FROG'S FAT ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PUSSYLICKER TURD CAMEL FUCKER REDSKIN JACKASS SHIT COON IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BIRD SHIT PISS TWAT HOMO MARY WHITEHOUSE P'KANG BULLSHIT TONY LA RUSSA FU SPANG SOAPY TITWANK INBRED TOWELHEAD BUTT PIRATE NAZI WANKER BITCH FUCK OFF ANUSCAKE FUCKING A GREASER DICKFACE PORCH MONKEY TUBA BASTARD SON OF A BITCH DIPSHIT CRAPMUNCHER SHITFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK OFF GANGBANG PRICK I CAN AFFORD FOOD BAD MOTHERFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT THONG TASTER FUCKSTAIN CUNT LAPPER WANK RUSKIE JACKASS TITS I'LL RAPE YOU TITWANK SHITBALLS REBECCA BLACK TIMBER NIGGER CUNT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink YOU WANKER FUCK SON OF A BITCH BITCH CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOUCHING CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK CHIGGER WANKER WIGGER BRITNEY DICK CHICKEN SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD CHINK MARGARET THATCHER ASS DOG SHIT DICK REBECCA BLACK BULLSHIT AUTOFELLATIO EDITABLE DYK GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST BONER WETBACK CHOAD KISSER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHIT CRAP ON A STICK JACKASS SHIT YOUR MOM FRIG FUCKTARD BUGFUCK JERRY SAGGY TITS PIGFUCKER SAND NIGGER FUCKFACE SHITSKIN TURD CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHRISTHUMPER FUCKING SHITPISSER HORSE SHIT GOD DAMN TITTIES TIT SPRINKLES DOUCHING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WANK GOAT DICK FELCHING HOMO GOD DAMN BEAVER GOD DAMMIT FUCKING RAPE DOUCHING CAMEL FUCKER GIVING HEAD FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN RAPE TITWANK BITCH COON GOBSHITE CRAPFUCKER GOD DAMMIT PISS PUSSY HELL SUCK MY COCK FUCK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WARNER MUSIC GROUP and with the DAMN and his CUNT CRAPPER of girraffes in which 666 while reading about EPIDIDYMIS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PUSSY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK

Article written in the style of its subject This article is CLUSTER FUCK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its MACACA subject. If you do not find it funny MONKEY SHIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED MASTURBATION ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. TITS If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a YOU WANKER joke loses its humour DOUCHE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so PECKERHEAD ignorant, then you wouldn't have WOP needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SOD OFF TRANNY CLEVELAND STEAMER MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!I <3 COCK

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