Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BITCH'AUTOFELLATIO'NIPPLES'CAPTAIN CRUNCH'PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT'PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT'MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder NIGNOG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKSTAIN, sudden TOTAL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CRACKER or FUCKING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly POWERSHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAT'S COCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may suck my mothers include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FENCE JUMPER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HELL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WOP MOCKIE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DONKEY DICK utterFUCKance of socially CHINK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first INBRED television programs to address WIENER Tourette's syndrome.

PUSSY Tourette's is ASSHAT not to be TITTIES confused with TITTIES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying INBRED chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHINA IS CAPITALIST random INCEST disorientation, culturally-SIGMUND FREUD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FELCHING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PORCH MONKEY language, JIZZ and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ORGASM MARCH OF FLAMES of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK A DUCK souvenir shoppes and massive GREASER quantities RAPE of ANAL DIABETES INBRED garbage.

Darnit.

A HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Polite Note to the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Author:

The SHITSLIDE Tourette's CLEVELAND STEAMER Research Institute was PISSHOLE founded to DAMN IT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have QUEEF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FLYING RAT'S ASS article 30 CASES OF PICKLES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CARPET MUNCHER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TUBA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISSHOLE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DOT HEAD Tourrette's sufferers DUNE COON swear. You can SPICY CUNT FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DIPSHIT TV, for always focusing on the ASSHAT bad side of a terrible CONAN O'BRIAN thing.
• The main ASSCRACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOZILLA FIREFOX involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FELCHING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FEMADOM knee GOD DAMMIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SOD OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAGO cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PENIS school for DIPSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BENCH PRESS sufferers to become MALL SANTA manically depressed and BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU commit FUCKSTAIN suicide.
• There is no JERK OFF cure, and the JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUM tics often have adverse BITCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANK perodol" which caused my entire FLYING FUCK body to go BOYCOTT VIACOM! numb and HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS basically made it NIGGA! worse than JACKASS it is without the MASTURBATION drug.

I am an active member of a ART METAL PRODUCTS tourette syndrome CHOAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ANAL the FUCKFACE public view of Tourettes as a "PUNANI swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHOAD KISSER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am [expletive deleted] sorry for BLISTERING BARNACLES "hi-jacking" your SOD OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BASTARD this that really SHITFACE annoys me. I am working towards a URINE-GARGLING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JACK OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHIGGER, and making fun of a ASS horrible disorder is (not) SPANK THE MONKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PORCH MONKEY time.

Best GOD DAMN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY leadership, those problems does not CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a WIKIPEDIA byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society BELGIUM.

Li Chiang “CHRISTIANITY” Wen

P.S. JACK OFF Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The BIBLE BASHER bastard who wrote this article. You can HO punch him if you SHITSLIDE want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my POWERSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKSTAIN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BAD MOTHERFUCKER and SHITSLINGING playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JACKASS BAND WITH 4 FUCKBAG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GOATSE HORSE! FUCKSTAIN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKSTAIN'S HOUSE

How KRAUT to MILF cure WETBACK the ANUSCAKE Tourette's RAT'S COCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BITCH for GRIS Tourette's FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Syndrome CHENEY is FUCKWIT following COCK these ASSHAT rules MOZILLA FIREFOX in TWAT order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK immature WANK little TOURETTE'S SYNDROME kids,
• 2: Count to HELL within PENIS 10 GOBSHITEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! POLESMOKER nor TITS talk,
• 4: Tell PIGFUCKER yourself you WANK don't FUCKFACE have VAGINA this GIVING HEAD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JENKEM WITH NASTY POO POO BLOWJOB DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKSTAIN last straw CUNTRAG!

I fucking put BALLS' my comment at the TOP OF THE SAGGY TITS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at POLAK the TOP OF CUNNILINGUS THIS EPIDIDYMIS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SEMEN offensive. BITCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SCROTUM people who try FLYING FUCK to battle INCEST'GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS that tight-ass I LIKE SCHOOL 17-year-PORCH MONKEY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FLYING FUCK it now, but someone said MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE' PIG SUCK A BIG DICK'FELCHING on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHUT UP, MEG! is a laughing JACK ABRAMOFF matter. Plus there DICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSFACE Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKING JUMP! articles YID about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITHEAD stuff. So DICKLICK that means SHITE stop getting mad at the TURD first part too and POTTYMOUTH talking about the JIGGABOO letter that it's BUTT-FOR-BRAINS mocking (what JACKASS letter? I don't even know what IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA hi self GO COUNT YOUR DICK even made a really PUNANI good point. "It's CLEMEN nothing more PENIS from a head nod to a PENISBIRD knee tick". BULLSHIT. Which I'll add BITCH onto FAG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMN IT suffer that POLACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to COCKGOBLIN be, because if I were a CUNT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NECROPHILIA hilarious. If you INCEST Want facts, go on BOOBS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? be offended, don't read 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT the freaking SUITCASE PENIS article anyway.

FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BUKKAKE CUNTYMINTS FUCKWIT COCKSHITTER DAMN IT FRITZ FUCKFACE TWAT ASS

MALL SANTA RAGHEAD FUCKWIT DOUCHETITS BITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES NICARAGUA RECTUM RAIDER BASTARD SHIT SHITSLIDE FUCKWIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DIRTY SANCHEZ AMERICA ONLINE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DICKFACE BASTARD PUSSY JESSE McCARTNEY DOG SHIT WIGGER KNOBJOCKEY FUCKFACE ARSE FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN IT LAKE TITICACA ASS HELL DOUCHING DOUCHEBAG HO DONKEY PUNCHER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MILF HELL NIGNOG JERRY BITCH CUNT CRAPPER ASS LICKER GANGBANG PENIS BUNG-HOLE BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POLESMOKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK WHORE DOUCHEBAG ART METAL PRODUCTS DIPSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNT SPIC DAMMIT DELICIOUS CAKE BIRD SHIT FUCK FAG NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TITWANK MONASTERIES NIGGER CHIGGER PISS OFF DAMN SHITE COON RAPE DICKLICK TITTYWANK BRITAIN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK BALL SACK [EXPLETIVE] JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BUGGER PUNANI KIDDY FIDDLER SAGGY TITS FUCKWIT ANUSCAKE PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! NIGNOG BIBLE BASHER JAP FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT PISS MARGARET THATCHER SHITBALLS BASTARD HELL TAFFY BLUMPKIN FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSCRACK SUCK MY COCK FRED PHELPS INBRED CUNT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! POLESMOKER PAKI HELL CRAPMUNCHER SEMEN SHIT SEMPRINI VAGINA BIRD SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITFACE JAP POO POO BLOWJOB GANGBANG BUTT PIRATE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSFACE ANUSCAKE ALF TITMOUSE FLYING FUCK BIBLE BASHER MARY WHITEHOUSE FASHION BUG POLESMOKER PISSHOLE WANK TUBA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PENIS FUCKHEAD DICKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASSWIPE DAMN PORCUPINE'S BALLS POTTYMOUTH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT [expletive deleted] MALARKY BORDER HOPPER GREASER WIKIPEDIA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HADJI FUCKFACE CECIL JOHN RHODES BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JOHN SMILEY FACE FELCHING DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING JUMP! PENIS JACKASS BOB SAGET JOHN ELWAY CHENEY ARSE HELLFUCKER ASS HORSE SHIT PUNANI QUEEF WIGGER STEVE BALLMER PISS OFF BORDER HOPPER GOD DAMN ARSE DONKEY PUNCHER WANK DAMMIT SHITE FUCKSTAIN WOP FUCKSTAIN FUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE SAGGY TITS DICKLICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FROG JACK OFF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE COCK ABO PIGFUCKER TWAT COCKSUCKER POLESMOKER PISS OFF MY ASS ASSWIPE GIVING HEAD CHINK GENITALIA WHORE COCK FROG'S FAT ASS NAZI FASHION BUG TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMN ANAL NIGGER POMMIE SHITFACE ORGASM FRITZ SAGGY TITS HEIL HITLER! FASHION BUG DICK CHICKEN SHITCOCK TWAT STRAWBERRY ASS INBRED NIGGER TITS RAT'S COCK WALRUS SHIT WANK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUDGEPACKER SHITFUCKER JACKASS ALF KRAUT SAGGY TITS SCROTUM DILDO JAP VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHAT FUCKFUCKFUCK BUTTFUCKER HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY CAMEL JOCKEY MONKEY BALLS SON OF A BITCH D'OH VAGINA TITTIES BOOBS DAMN GOD BLESS AMERICA JENKEM COCK ASSCRACK DONKEY PUNCHER DAMNATION WIKIPEDIA PUNANI FUCK OFF DICKHEAD DUMBASS CUNT TWAT COCKSMOKER MONKEY BALLS PRICK CUNT FUCK COCKSHITTER SHITHEAD PIECE OF SHIT YOU CUNNILINGUS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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PENIS FELLATIO PUNANI PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE SHITE DIPSHIT ASS ASSHOLE HITLER FUCKWIT JUNGLE BUNNY DICKWAD SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES [expletive deleted] SCUMBUCKET CHOAD JESSE McCARTNEY KRAUT WANK DAMN IT BEAVER SHITFACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMN TOURETTE'S IS FUN SPIC TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN 666 BASTARD TITS & DICKS FUCKING A BALLS ASSCRACK STRAWBERRY ASS GARBAGE DAY! GOD DAMN CROTCH HENTAI POMMIE DILDO BAT FUCK INSANE ASSFACE I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN FUCKHEAD SHITFUCKER RAPE BAT FUCK INSANE SPANK THE MONKEY TITS O KURWA! CUNNILINGUS NICARAGUA FUCK OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN CUNT RECTUM RAIDER WANK ASSFACE FAGGOT DIRTY SANCHEZ BASTARD NAZI WANK BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCKING FLYING FUCK FUCK PEEPEE FRAK FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKFACE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHE NAZI REDSKIN DOUCHING YUKKY DOODY FELCHING SHITE FUCK NUGGET WIENER FELCHING SHITSLINGING DICKFACE NAZI DAMN FUCK OFF NIPPLES SHIT D'OH FUCKSTAIN COCKSUCKER ASS BELGIUM DONKEY DICK PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! TAMPONS HAIL SATAN! BITCH DUNE COON CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT AMERICA ONLINE RAT'S ASS DAMN ASSRAPING PENIS SMEG CUNT GANGBANG PEEPEE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS ARTIST PEARL NECKLACE CRAPPY BELGIUM ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NECROPHILIA SHITCOCK FELCHMONKEY FUCK YOU HELL WANKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK YOU WOP ASSHAT YOU WANKER 666 GREASER YID INBRED BIG FOOT FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BUGGER FIST FUCK ASSWIPE MICK PISS ARTIST suck my mothers BELLEND YOU WANKER AUTOFELLATIO DICKFACE PEARL NECKLACE FIRECROTCH COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK PUSSYLICKER ASSHOLE NEGRO SHITTY BIRD SHIT EMO pen0r HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ANUSCAKE ASSHOLE PISS FUCKING SHITE I CAN AFFORD FOOD SHIT TITWANK BASTARD DICKLICK [EXPLETIVE] SPANK THE MONKEY ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK DAMN CONDOMS SHITE DAMN IT DICKFACE JAP SCUMBUCKET SHIT JACKASS SEMEN SPUNK JACK OFF FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK AMERICA ONLINE FELCHING CHAV GOD DAMMIT TRANNY CLIT FUCK OFF KAFFIR PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TITMOUSE EUROIPODS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NIGGER and with the JACKASS and his PENIS of girraffes in which ASSCRACK while reading about TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKSTAIN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKSTAIN

Article written in the style of its subject This article is ASSHAT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its JACKASS subject. If you do not find it funny MOTHERFUCKER, it is probably because you are an INBRED WANKER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. RAPE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DAGO joke loses its humour KRAUT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DAMMIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have PEDOPHILIA needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PENISBIRD CUNT CUNT CRAPPER CUNTRAG PENISBIRD!!!!!I <3 COCK

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