Worst 100 Reflections on 2013

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This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2013, a site that can nearly see the light at the end of the tunnel.

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100.Uncyclopedia leaves Wikia.
The final solution to all our problems. The world rejoices, and a cure for cancer is found.
99.Frosty and MadMax have to spend the first few months removing the thousands of Wikia links.
Pain in the ass.
98.Sir Peasewhizz whores on the IRC way too much and gets his first four 2013 features.
That's one way to get on the Hall of Shame. I guess.
97.MoneySign and Ljlego return in early January.
And then they leave again.
96.Bizzeebeever is opped.
Officially screwed.
95.Sir Peasewhizz starts a forum against Aimsplode's swastikas and admiration of the Nazis and Hitler.
Ends with Aimsplode being infi-banned and Colin "All your base" Heaney and Kip the Dip making parody forums.
94.Mr-ex777 gets brutally sodomized by Time Lords and ponies.
His anus is now the size of FOUR buttholes of the Internet.
93.Olipro is gay.
Still.
92.The Harlem Shake is invented.
Seriously, WTF?
91.Aleister says to Sir Peasewhizz that she is a girl and also Zana Dark.
Two shits were not given.

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90.Zana Dark returns.
Then she leaves, without getting banned forever this time.
89.MadMax becomes a bureaucrat via a forum.
Actually, this was cool.
88.Leverage writes good articles. Scares us on how good he writes.
87.Iwillkillyou333 returns.
Kills us all.
86.Sir Peasewhizz takes the reigns for the UnSignpost with Bizzeebeever
The USP becomes even more unfunny by the issue.
85.Zombiebaron writes an educational USP column entitled Ask Zombiebaron.
It becomes the only part of the USP worth reading.
84.Dawg switches the USP delivery system the day before Valentine's Day for the V-Day issue.
We all laugh at BB while DawgBot and Slender are up to date, whilst Cap'n Sock Monkey is out-of-date for a couple of issues.
83.Denza hits on a 43 year old user.
Seriously, what the actual fuck?
82.Acmed2 is the only one who fell for the April Fool's prank.
Fuck him, right?
81.Spambots flood the community.
Legoktm saves the day.

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80.June 15
79.Thekillerfroggy tries to take the p!$$ out of Uncyclopedia again.
He'll be back.
77.FOREST FIRE WEEK 3.14 COMMENCES!
Zombiebaron Comissions a custom flaming can of spam for the occasion, but due to lack of funding, we won't give out bumper stickers or shirts.
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1. We're too lazy to complete this list.
This is a description.
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100 Animals
99 April Fools Jokes
98 Cartman Wannabes
97 Colors
96 Creatures to have sex with
95 Firefox extensions
94 Foods
93 Gifts to give a friend
92 Harry Potter Spin-offs
91 Inventions
90 Locations
89 LOL Cats
88 Make Out Songs
87 Moments to get a Boner
86 Moments to Laugh
85 Money Making Schemes
84 Movies
83 Nonexistent Words
82 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
81 Nutty Conspiracy Theories
80 Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
79 Pokemon Cash-Ins
78 Porn Stars
77 Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
76 Weapons
75 Reflections on 2005
74 Reflections on 2006
73 Reflections on 2007
72 Reflections on 2008
71 Reflections on 2009
70 Reflections on 2010
69 Reflections on 2011
68 Reflections on 2012
67 Reflections on 2013
66 Reflections on 2018
65 Reflections on 2022
64 Rejected Harry Potter Novels
63 Remakes
62 Restaurants
61 Self Help Books
60 Sexual Perversions
59 Short Poems
58 Sitcom Catchphrases
57 Songs
56 Songs about Seagulling
55 Songs To Have Sex To
54 Songs To Play At A Funeral
53 Spinoffs
52 Superheroes
51 Things About the '00s
50 Things to do during Christmas
49 Things to Put In An IV
48 Things To Say In Court
47 Things to Say in the Workplace
46 Things to say on a First Date
45 Toys
44 TV Programs
43 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
42 Video Games of all time‎
41 Video Game Movies
40 Video Game Systems
39 Ways of Being a Dick
38 Ways To Be Castrated
37 Ways to be Circumcized
36 Ways to Deliver Bad News
35 Ways to Die
34 Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
33 Ways to Start a Novel
32 Ways to Win an Argument
31 Religions