Worst 100 LOL Cats

100-91

100. The Original LOL Cat Is even older than Happy cat, predating bad grammar.

99. Happy Cat Iz old meme. And no, himz can has no cheezburger!

98. Hot Cat Iz excuse 2 put a sexy pussy pic in artikel

97. Overused Orange Cat Iz cute, but way over-used. (And over-huffed.)

96. Dead Cat Iz really only playin' ded...rite?

95. Drunk Cat Haz ded hooker in trunk.

94. Easily Swayed Cat Is now racist.

93. Super Cute Pirate Cat Iz in yur high seaz, pillaging yur ships, hookin' your booty.

92. LOL cat Drank way to much, laughed too hard, and is about to spew.

91. Caturday Cat Iz high.

90-81

90. Literacy Cat Kan spel "you're" reel goood.

89. Long Cat Likes when you flyz him around to playz "Super Man".

88. Short Cat Haz had too much plaztic surgery.

87. Serious Cat Iz seriously fucking serious.

86. Smelly Cat Hates the fucking dryer!!!

85. Dune Cat Iz in ur houz, referenzin ur obscure Sci-Fi.

84. Fail Cat Should have picked cheddar.

83. Internet Addict Cat Also needs moar ears.

82. Hamster Cat's … ... mother waz a hamster. (Father smelledz of elderberriez.)

81. Violin Cat Plays a mean invisible lead guitar too.

80-70

80. Invisible Everything Cat Haz better stuffz than U.

79. Spoon Cat Iz fightin teh coke habit.

78. Hooray Cat Iz reachz 4 wordz upz ther.

77. Scared-y cat Hadz himz testiclez nawed off by a mouze.

76. War Cat Wantz rubz.

75. Better than you cat Iz smug cause shez betterz than you.

74. Admin Cat HA! In your face's face!

73. Soulless Cat… ... can now run for political office.

72. Soviet Cat Oh Noes! Computerz user iz naked! EYE BLEECHES PLEAZE!!!!

71. Lazy Cat Livez in Amerika.

70-61

70. Existential Cat Or iz moonin you; whatever.

69. Pussy in Carpet Cat Needs halp avoiding lezbian joke.

68. Basket Cat Is actually going to Walmart; not Hell.

67. Mop Cat Takez any job she can get in this economiez.

66. Healer Cat Also does exorcizms.

65. Inspector Cat Iz in yur house, chekin yur wallz for crack.

64. Superconductor Cat Haz no electrical resistancez.

63. Allergy Cat Iz sad to sayz to you, "In Soviet Russia, cats are allergic to YOU!"

62. American cat Ate all teh other countyz Cats not on here.

61. Asian Cat Is suprized!.

60-51

60. Native American Cat Iz being forced off hiz landz by Pilgrim Cat.

59. Negro Cat Lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz.

58. Cathulhu Also lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz.

57. Jabba Cat Haz a mouze in a gold bikiniz.

56. Empire Cat Iz afraidz of Wookies!

55. Dress Up Cat Is five secondz away from homizidal rampagez!

54. Godfather Cat ... but on this day of hiz daughterz weddingz he can not refuze.

53. Scientology Cat Will not be saved by Xenu; but instead copy and pasted.

52. Pope Cat Haz a funny hat!.

51. Jew Cat Iz in yur bank, taken yur interestz.

50-41

50. Observant Jew Cat Playz golf on Caturday.

49. Monopoly Cat Cheetz the bank.

48. Nosfercatu Cat Loves flowerz.

47. Heterochromia Cat Carried teh virus off England.

46. Illegal Alien Cat Iz in ur country, steelin ur jobz.

45. Kitler Iz in yur Ghetto, pwning yur Mewz.

44. Biznis Cat Stole your retirement moniez.

43. Supermarket Cat Iz tired of telling you this shit every time you buy stuffz.

42. Undead Cat Iz defeated by sunlight.

41. Pizza Cat Ordered pizzaz with your credit cardz.

40-31

40. Invisible Sandwich Cat In fact does not have a sandwich. Pleaze lock your drugz up from now on.

39. Hungry Ironic Cat Noms teh hand dat feez himz.

38. Sneeky Cat Iz in yur medicine cabinet, numming yur pills.

37. Secret Ingredient Cat Will foolz your dinner guestz.

36. Cheezburger Cat Iz a damned liar! Az a matter of fact iz cheezburger!

35. Birthday Cat Iz an ungrateful baztard!

34. Pringles Cat Iz being subjected to animal abuze.

33. Welfare Cat Votes.

32.5 Preppy Cat Is halucinatinz.

32. House Cleaner Cat Enjoyz the job perkz.

31. Anti-gravity Cat Iz happy about profanity.

30-21

30. Reverse Gravity Cat Is also halucinatinz.

29. Schodinger's Cat Watchez porn while unobserved.

28. Jedi Cat Iz drunk off champagne and whip-its again.

27. Angsty Noob CatIz voting against your articlez on VFH without leaving meaningful commentz.

26. Dr. Skullthumper Cat Iz not a real doctor, or a real cat. But doez thump skullz.

25. Laser Eye Surgery Cat Haz supa laza eyes nou.

24. WTF cat Iz readingz illogicopedia right nowz.

23. Lion Cat Will killz you in your sleep.

22. Naïf Cat No longer considerz you to be in hiz bubble of trust.

21. Stay Puffed Cat Will destroyz your Ghoastbusterz after itz bath.

20-11

20. What?!? Cat Doezn't want anything to do with your mom. Quit pimping her.

19. Chinese Cat Iz stealin yur dataz.

18. Thief Cat Iz black, unsurprisingly.

17. Ex-girlfriend Cat Just called to say "Hi."

16. Internet Cat Likes computerz.

15. Ringleader Cat Wantz the moniez in small unmarked billz.

14. Monster Cat Iz in yur chuch, nomming yur congregationz. Wherez your God now?

13. Feelz Good Kitty Cat May give you the H1N1 viruz.

12. Raepist Cat Az Seen on Americaz Most Wanted.

11. Anal Sex Cat Knowz what you like.

10-2

10. Surprise Sex Cat Iz the bests moneiz you evah spent.

9. Teenage Cat Wastes your moniez and time.

8. Homeschooled Cat Haz no friendz.

7. Chili Cookoff Cat Iz inbred redneck.

6. Ceiling Cat Watches you masturbate while also masturbating.

5. Russian Cat In Soviet Russia, YOU watch Cats masturbate.

4. Voyeur Cat.com Iz makin moniez!.

3.. Fetish Cat Shouldza hav used lubez.

2. Pussy Cats Do NOT make one transgendered.

And the Number 1 Worst LOL Cats!

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Seez Also

Lolcats Loongkatz Kittehz Kittehz wit gunz Seeling catz

External Links Catkind @ Uncyclopedia I can haz Lolcode? Mebbe see some Lolcats? See lotz of Lolcats Worst Trolls plus lolcats = Trollcats.

Unhonorable Mentunz

Failure Cat Failz to maek list, Oh Noes!

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92	Harry Potter Spin-offs
91	Inventions
90	Locations
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88	Make Out Songs
87	Moments to get a Boner
86	Moments to Laugh
85	Money Making Schemes
84	Movies
83	Nonexistent Words
82	Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
81	Nutty Conspiracy Theories
80	Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
79	Pokemon Cash-Ins
78	Porn Stars
77	Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
76	Weapons
75	Reflections on 2005
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70	Reflections on 2010
69	Reflections on 2011
68	Reflections on 2012
67	Reflections on 2013
66	Reflections on 2018
65	Reflections on 2022
64	Rejected Harry Potter Novels
63	Remakes
62	Restaurants
61	Self Help Books
60	Sexual Perversions
59	Short Poems
58	Sitcom Catchphrases
57	Songs
56	Songs about Seagulling
55	Songs To Have Sex To
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53	Spinoffs
52	Superheroes
51	Things About the '00s
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43	Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
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