World's Worst Trolling Attempt: The Nightmare Returns

World's Worst Trolling Attempt: The Nightmare Returns
Box cover
Genere	Card Game, Pay-to-Win Scam
Developers	GheymerGays, Gaiginga the Star, IFapToKatta2015
Publishers	Not even Faggots will publish their shit. Alas, it's an indie game!
Composers	Nobody aside of themselves
Who will play it?	Why do you ask? Faggot?
Ratings	-1000/10 (Metacritic) 0.0/5 (GameFAQs) 0/10 (Gamespot) KUSO GAME OF THE YEAR 2015 (2015年クソゲーオブザイヤー大賞)

If you don't know what all of this shit means, go here and type that thing on the search bar on top. Card names are in bold.

“These people are a bit irresponsible for their job. At least their game works!”

~ Captain Understatement

“The creators should be arrested! A bunch of evil people worse than GamerGate!”

~ IGN

World's Worst Trolling Attempt: The Nightmare Returns is a game piece of bullshit made by GheymerGays (It's made by a different person than before, but he does not want to reveal his name. His pen name is "Kawaifaggot" who is a closet weeaboo who fashions himself has a weeaboo hunter and is actually an employee of Ubisoft. The scammer GaigingaTheStar and a Yaoi Fangirl named "IFapToKatta2015" (Katta is the new protagonist of Duel Masters replacing shobu. Since this is a minor anime it would be crazy to imaging Yaoi Fangirls. But yes, it exists.) Right after creating this game, the entire cast of GheymerGays, GaigingaTheStar, and IFapToKatta2015 were arrested for scamming, including GaigingaTheStar which is accused for destroying property and selling bootleg cards on yahoo auction. KawaiFaggot was arrested due to a lawsuit by Takara Tomy. The game is now ran by the indie game publisher known as "Low-Life" which is infamous for creating big rigs-grade bullshit.

Gameplay

It's Duel Masters. A card game that seems to be copying Magic: The Gathering but quickly becomes insane as they started to make cards that can't be put in sleeves, cards that appear 1 every 12 boxes, and cards with names like "レッド・ABYTHEN・カイザー". (Red ABYTHEN Kaiser. In case if you don't know what is ABYTHEN, it's shrimp pancakes. WHO WOULD TAKE A CARD LIKE THIS SERIOUSLY?) and the subhumans at gheymergays turned it into a scam. You get a deck to fight with a bunch of opponents and purchase booster packs to reinforce it. There are 10 types of booster packs, and they all cost Yen (Virtual) to buy. But you only get like 300 to 400 yen per match and it's not enough to purchase those packs which costs at least 500 yen and up to 2000 yen. So what do they make to solve this? If you guessed micro-transactions, you guessed right. They literally sell coin bundles for 50 to 200 USD and they also purposefully left that bug that caused the micro-transactions to fail and they get money. And guess what? The Deck you start with is just as bad as a deck built by a toddler and the enemies are as powerful as shit 1 chapter right away into the story. Namely, they simply play "Solitaire" loops that is consisted of pure bullshit and faggotry. You can also purchase premium cards such as victory rares of all sorts but they again fail easily and they are useless against low-tier fraud. You can also pay 20000 coins to defeat the opponent instantly.

Story

You are a amateur duelist and decides to participate in a tournament. After completing the tournament, you find yourself battling an evil originization that attempts to convert the world into worshiping an anti-god. The evil organization consists of 5 characters and after defeating them, you fight the elite four and the champion and become the new champion.

THIS IS NOT AS EASY AS IT SOUNDS.

Problems

Crazy Difficulty

The game starts out easy, with the first 4 opponents using toddler level decks. But the 5th opponent uses a Hell Slash mill deck that cripples you before you can fight back at all. This is only followed by a opponent that uses Faerie Gift to summon Glenmalt on the third turn which will cause the worst creature in the game to appear at that time and you know what happens next. And the champion also uses an Imen=Bugo Loop deck which fills the screen with like 20 creatures, removing all your creatures and all cards in your hand before defeating you resulting in pure humiliation. There are 7 opponents total in this stage.

Then you were found of a plot made by an evil organization which tries to convert everybody in the world into worshiping an anti-god whose appearance will cause the world into only using a deck based around 1 card and thus creating the next bolbalmasters. The anti-god card is like this:

I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL (お前全滅だ!)
spell/water/cost 1
Your opponent draws 999 cards.

There are 4 characters in this game, each are equally bullshit. They are impossible to win without buying massive amounts of coins, which we will talk about later. Here are the opponents:

• Moon king NXR: NXR stands for "NEXT REVENGE". Uses a MaltNEXT deck that brings out MaltNEXT with mana acceleration and Faerie Gift on the 3rd turn and KOs you instantly with Heart Burn. MaltNEXT breaks 2 of your shields then dragsolutions Heart burn into Guynext which breaks 3 of your shields then attacks you another time to KO you. And removing Guynext is absolutely pointless as it still remains and it still gives his dragons speed attacker. And MaltNEXT is a dragon.
• Sun King FIR: FIR Stands for "First Revenge". He simply uses Sr spellcyclica and soulswap to remove all your mana and you can do nothing. Then he proceeds to KO your ass.
• Cipes the Great: You break shields and run into and shield trigger Mystery Cube and the next thing you know is your are victory rushed and you are dead.
• Kaiser Σ (Sigma): Uses a King Alcadeias and Queen Alcadeias lock to prevent you from doing absolutely anything and she will do it on the 5th or 6th turn. and by the time you will have nothing because they are all gone because of Skeleton Vice and Jenny.
• ??????? (Read as "World's worst Duelist"): uses the legendary anti-god on the first turn. absolutely impossible save for cheating.

After that the credits roll, but we have not ended yet. We still have to fight the elite four. The elite four sends out super creatures like Wilhelm and 5000GT on the 4th or 5th turn and there is absolutely no way to stop them from plowing through you save for spending coins on premium cards and booster packs. The last one uses Emperor Chirico to send out Bombazar, Dragon of Destiny and Bolemeteus Sapphire Dragon and will crush you under his foot of cheating. The champion can also barely be called a "Champion" but a cheater as he uses a deck like this:

There is nothing to be said other than unfair, flagrant cheating that makes paying or not paying pointless at all. There is no point of challenge and all you will get is a piece of illegal, fraudulent bullshit.

Then after defeating the "Champion" one can challenge a few challenges where they can defeat different opponents in certain requirements. If you fail the challenge, a card will be taken away from your deck and disappear. The following are examples of "Challenges":

• Do not have any of your creatures leave the battle zone. - Opponent uses Mono-Darkness Control
• Do not have any of your shields broke - Opponent uses Rush
• Have more than 20 creatures in your battle zone and win - NO

Fraudulent micro-transactions

The booster packs in this game are total bullshit; they use around at least 500 virtual yen to 2000 virtual yen and are absolutely insane, as most of the packs contain 99% of worthless cards and 1% of useful cards, while around 30 packs contain a useful card or a rare card. Even if you get a rare card, 99% of the time it would be Aqua Master or Balza, Seeker of Hyperpearls. (Or any other trash card.) and the chance of getting a Victory is close to zero. And in order to complete the game, you will have to get all those unfair cards and they generally cost like 500000 virtual yen to construct a functioning deck. This takes over 10000 USD and you will descend into madness. Don't forget that bug that makes your micro-transactions worthless is still here.

You can also pay 20000 yen to defeat the opponent instantly and you must in the World's worst Duelist Fight because he will send out the anti-god card in 1 turn and you will die instantly. It is also advised to do the same to the champion because he is incomprehensible as well. Or best, don't play the game at all.

Worst Multiplayer System Ever

Nightmare Returns is infamous for having the worst type of multiplayer system in the game as it is impossible to connect 99% of the time and even if you connect, 99% you will be running into a bot or hacker that uses the anti-god card in the first turn. How did the hackers obtain it? Hacking, of course. And the bots basically do nothing other than disconnect in the first turn. And there are no penalties for hackers so fair matches are impossible. You don't see this in real tournaments.

Wafer-thin Story

There is no story here; the player simple follows the pokemon story orthodox. This gets old too often. Also, the characters are very prone to shit and dick jokes which serve no purpose other than to disgust people more than Leisure Suit Larry.

“EVEN CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS MY DICK WHEN HE SAW ME!!!!! BOW DOWN TO THE ANTI-GOD NOW!!!!!”

~ World's Worst Duelist

Reception

Nightmare Returns is often met with extremely horrible reviews, with Gamers from all over the west and the east criticizing it as a total fraud. The card website pojo called it "An insane mish mash of chaos, faggotry and fraud. It's not a card game but a lowly piece of super-glorified shit. Nobody needs to deserve this torture." GameFAQS called it "A fucking piece of super grade scam that makes traps feel good and full of diginity." Another reviewer called it "Big Rigs in a very different way. GET READY TO BE ARRESTED FUCKERS!" Famitsu gave up giving a rating saying that "I don't want to give it even a 0". Supersolenoid blog 63 called it "A shame to the duel masters fandom." and IGN called it "Subhuman, lowly and nonsensical, as if you were trying to fight a wrestling match which the rule is "You can't win". Metacritic gave it a -1000/100 stating "Nothing to say other than this has me clarify autism and Asian as an insult." and GameSpot states this as "Not worse than gamergate. It's just right out terrible." The reviewer was taken down by gamergate sympathizers after 5 days.

Later Developments

Futaba Channel spammed Gaiginga The Star's twitter which caused him to block all the users. Then Futaba channel decided to hack his twitter so he can't block any person and the people keep spamming him with bots. He responded by spamming Futaba with images about how is he a tough guy and he realms above all other people. He was obviously Pwnt. Then at the next week, KawaiFaggot, Bill-Chan and EAids were arrested for fraud in america and Gaiginga The Star and IFapToKatta2015 were captured by the Japanese police due to fraud (Includes selling bootleg cards and destroying other's cards) and all of their social channels were deactivitated. Epic Lulz ensues.

How Futaba channel looks like when they owned Gaiginga The Star.

See Also

• Pay-to-win games
• Their original work
• Their collaboration with Electronic AIDS movement