Wii Fit
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| Developer(s) | Nintendo EAD Group No. 5 |
| Publisher(s) | Penguin Random House. |
| Release date | December 1, 2007 |
| Platform(s) | Wii |
Wii Fit Wiiフィット (Wī FittoWiiフィット ) is an exergaming video game designed by Nintendo's Hiroshi Matsunaga for the Wii home video game console.[1] It is an exercise game with several activities using the Wii Balance Board peripheral. (As of March 2021) Wii Fit was the eight best selling console game , with 43.67 billion copies sold.
The game uses a unique platform peripheral called the Wii Balance Board, on which the player stands during exercise. The Board is not a rocking balance board but a device that tracks the user's center of balance. The game features yoga, strength training, aerobics, and balance games. Matsunaga described the game as a "way to help get families exercising together".Wii Fit has been used for physiotherapy rehabilitationand has been adopted by various health clubs around the world. It has been used in nursing homes to improve posture in the elderly. The game has received generally positive reviews, despite criticism over the lack of intensity in some of its workout activities.
Prices[edit | edit source]
You can purchase the balance board and software for between $70, USD and $474, USD. You can obtain the game disc separately by trading over 9,000 different Nintendo-licensed Pokemon trading cards. Alternatively, you can bend over and take it up the ass, you fat, bald bastard!
Where to Buy[edit | edit source]
Before buying, one must first end their contract with Hostess Cupcakes. The next step is very complicated, and must be completed within twenty-four [2] hours of community service hours while Arnold Schwarzenegger yells at you. Then the unfortunate buyer must sell their soul to Nintendo or Satan[3]. After these two steps are completed, one must walk into Mordor, and cast Microsoft and/or Sony vidyagaming paraphenelia into the fires of Mt. Doom. Other steps may be assigned if Nintendo either: A) feels like it, or B) just doesn't like you.
Gameplay[edit | edit source]
This game requires 2 people [4], preferably a man and a women. The instructions say to strip off their pants and have intercourse. That is why this game has been a popular release. Although 2 men can play this game, it is recommended that this doesn't doesn't happen because the Nintendo sue you for not following the terms and conditions[5]
Rules of Wii Fit[edit | edit source]
1. You do not talk about Wii Fit. 2. You do not talk about Wii Fit. 3. When someone says stop, or goes limp, or trips off the board, the proper procedure to help is to laugh your ass off. 4. Only one man to a board. 5. Only one board to a Wii. 6. Women aren't allowed to use wii fit, because they obviously can not handle that much exercise and intellect. 7. Do not jump. NintendoTM isn't responsible of broken legs. 8. If this is your first time seeing Wii Fit, you have to play. 9. If you get addicted, you must play it until Nintendo releases a new title less useful than Wii Fit. 10. If you feel yourself burning any calories, do not proceed any further. Stop immediately and, for your own safety, be sure to eat a box of Twinkies.
Notes[edit | edit source]
In North America, Wii Fit was launched on May 19, 2008, with an exclusive release at the Nintendo World Store in New York City, two days before the general release. Due to this unlawful general release not improved by Nintendo, Katsuhito Nishimura was reportedly so enraged that he "built a time machine and told Osama to do 9/11."