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Hey Zana, thanks kindly for adding the images and stuff to that article. That fortune cookie thing is quite cool, definitely ties the room together. Cheers! -RA HB 03:21, 13 July 2014 (UTC)

Oh good, I'm glad you like it! I was worried it was a bit much. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:09, 13 July 2014

Nonsense! "A bit much" goes right out the window in any article that makes more than two references to public masturbation. -RA HB 12:16, 13 July 2014 (UTC)

You clever sausage, embedding the text in the middle of two images like that. Leverage (talk) 13:51, 14 July 2014 (UTC)

Well, I kinda just sporked it off the fortune cookie page and modified it, but thanks I just love it when you call me sausage. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:27, 15 July 2014

Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters[edit source]

I have adopted on AAN. I'm wondering if I should add my name here or is there some sort of special dealio I have to go through before I can get my name on there? User:Matthlock/sig2 07:24, 13 July 2014 (UTC)

I think that you know how to properly add your name there is enough. It's not required but if you want to beat the game of Uncyclopedia you should try to win at least one of awards to rank up in the Caballic Order. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:35, 13 July 2014

I'm uncertain. The only noob I've adopted was DungeonSiegeAddict510 (not sure if you know him) and I've never been asked for too much. Plus, I'm not going to stay on this site for much longer. Don't tell too many people but I'm going to leave in a little while so I'm not sure if it's worth the struggle to put my name on it. I don't even know why I'm talking about this to be completely frank. I guess I just saw your name in recent changes and I got interested. User:Matthlock/sig2 07:42, 13 July 2014 (UTC)

If you're planning on leaving you probably shouldn't bother but I encourage you to stay and at the very least, annoy people. It's fun! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 08:13, 13 July 2014

Thanks for the tip, but my mind has made up. But please don't leak out this fact to too many people. I'll tell the majority of Uncyclopedians that I'm leaving when the time feels right. User:Matthlock/sig2 08:28, 13 July 2014 (UTC)

No one will ever know, so they won't lock up the silverware and the good cookies, and you can take those when you leave. Please leave the large wooden spoon though, I use that one to mix things. And you do know if you leave we will just find you and put you in the cage in the middle, right? Aleister 12:39 13--7==============14

Eww, I use the wooden spoon to spank people, I hope you wash it because I sure as hell don't. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:50, 13 July 2014

Your Turd[edit source]

Is in the wrong place. I suggest you move it maybe? Maybe not call it that, but you can't call it Turd because we need an article on that which this is not. So call it something else? Also I replaced the pump in your Golden Shower, it's now pumping well again. Mr N 21:26. Jul 13

Turd just redirects to feces? That isn't funny at all

~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:53, 14 July 2014

What should it redirect to? Mr N

10:34. Jul 14

Um, my article? Your userpage? You don't think it's funny enough? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:25, 15 July 2014

Why not redirect it to Pointless Paradox? That's also not an article about turds. Feces is an article about turds. Pointless Paradox and User:Zana Dark/Turd‎ are not articles about turds, and so they should not be redirected to from Turd. :P Apparently it was because this article was trying to be "the" turd article that it was moved to userspace. If ya think this should be 'the' turd article then you is wrong, cos it aint and having it as such would be "pants". :P Mr N

11:56. Jul 15

If an article is named 'Turd' why isn't it the 'Turd' article? Confused in Concord. You can put one of those 'See also' headers at the top of the page directing readers to things like 'Feces', 'Puddle of Shit', and the rest. Deranged in Denmark, Aleister 13:12 15-7-14

I would like to point out that I am still, and will always be convinced that Aleister is Zana's sock. OR Zana is Aleister's sock. I have no idea which way around it goes...

Also. Those images were fakes!

Also, it should not be the article on turd because it's not an article about "turds". When someone clicks on turd or types turd into the search box they will be expecting to find an article which is actually talking about shit. King Seamus 'the Turd' II is not an article about shit. Let me put it another way... How about I rename my pointless paradox article to Turd? That way I would get a lot more people look at my article because turd gets a shit load of page views and pointless paradox does not. I would like to put my article over the top of turd so that everyone else saw it... But.. They don't want to. So I don't. The reason we don't want this article about King Seamus 'the Turd' II. at Turd is because that would be shit. Why don't you put it somewhere else other than at Turd? Call it King Seamus 'the Turd' II for example, and then link it from the others. Mr N

13:39. Jul 15

I could call it The turd but I still think that turd should redirect there, at least until there is a better article than feces. I thought that the juxtaposition of my Seamus article was pretty amusing, but maybe it's just too high-brow. Par for the course considering the powers-that-be chose to delete articles like ginger and cheese but leave all sorts of listcruft and stubby fodder untouched. Perpetual meh. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:45, 15 July 2014

You must do what you feel is right. Ofcourse.

Are you saying my shit stinks? ... I edited Feces a bit, so can't really give a fair opinion on that one. IMO our 'main' article on shit (which is currently Feces as most stuff redirect there) should actually directly be about shit. Although I agree it's a bit feces.

What we need is a page similar to RfC on wikipedia, but ours will be RfA. Similar to VFD in voting, but issues such as which page should redirect where, which pages goes where and such. Currently the system for that sort of thing is either you ask an admin who makes an arbitrary decision or you make a dump post involve lots of people who don't care, and possibly don't actually get your question voted on or answered. You should make RfA. :P Request for Arguments. You specialise in arguments and are an expert in the subject, and sotherefore you are the ideal person to create this. It is your duty Zana. Make "Request for Arguments" for Uncyclopedia. :D Mr N

20:50. Jul 15

Is this the right room for an argument or just a set of contradictions? :) --

RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:16, 21 July 2014 (UTC)

Technically, all complaints should be filed here. Arguments, however, are another matter completely and I should be creating a separate page for those as requested by Mr. N ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:25, 22 July 2014

Re-feature queue[edit source]

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:45, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Jimmy Carter thing[edit source]

After reading what you posted at Anton's page I divided the page histories and put them at the correct places, so that both pages can exist in all their glory. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 12:44, 1 September 2015 (UTC)

Is today the annual Zana Dark Descends and Edits Everything Day? Will there be cake? -- Sir Mhaille

(talk to me)

No cake, what happened to your companion cube? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 16:37, 1 September 2015

Your voice[edit source]

Just heard you on Pocket pussy. Nice voice. Leverage (talk) 20:35, 2 September 2015 (UTC)

Thanks, I like to speak with journalistic diction all the time. It's especially arousing during foreplay. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:04, 3 September 2015

"This just in". In general I was surprised how good the podcasts sounded. You guys should have ended up on cable TV. Leverage (talk) 07:58, 3 September 2015 (UTC)

Too much cocaine and hookers. That was a dark time for me. Besides, you make more money as a waiter really. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 08:04, 3 September 2015

Hello[edit source]

Hey Zana! Nice to see you around! Could you please help by taking a look at some of the VFH nominations? Many pages and few voters. It'd be really appreciated! Anton (talk) 14:56, 6 September 2015 (UTC)

WLCP[edit source]

I'm not sure if I originally did some of the images for this, I can have a look at my back up disks to see what I've still got. Sneaking feeling that I designed awful fake "album covers"... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)

I found this. lolz ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:05, 7 September 2015

And this ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:29, 7 September 2015

{{#switch}} parser function[edit source]

I checked it and it seems to be working fine. What seemed to be broken for you? And are you sure you were Doing It Right? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Sep 9 '15 4:51 (UTC)

Thanks for the link, I got it working again. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:19, 9 September 2015

Nice User Page![edit source]

I just wanted to say that I really loved your user page and templates..at first sight ;)

Totally dig your style!

I'm here because Recent Changes is full of edits from User:Zana_Dark so I'm not a noob/nosy.

220.255.3.186 (talk) 09:02, 10 September 2015 (UTC) (NOT my real IP)

We're thinking of changing the link for Recent Changes to just point at Zana's User Contributions page... -- Sir Mhaille

(talk to me)

LOL, thanks? What happened anyways, It's like a war zone up in here. They bit all the noobs, huh? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:30, 11 September 2015

How can I help?[edit source]

You left less than a minute after you pinged me. What do you need? - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 11:52, 25 September 2015 (UTC)

Answered in chat. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:26, 25 September 2015

Kinda important[edit source]

Hey, can I send you an email? It's somewhat important. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Sep 28 '15 4:53 (UTC)

Uhh, sure... Just use the link in my menu bar at the top of the page that says, 'Email.' ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:13, 28 September 2015

Please vote `{{for}}` me on Asian of the Month![edit source]

Please vote {{for}} me on Asian of the Month! --Stranger195 (talk • contribs • guest book • wt • aotm • unf) 11:53, 30 September 2015 (UTC)

Fake Instagram[edit source]

This kinda looks like an embedded instagram post, like on blogs or something, this should work. You can make a make a template out of this. – roza (talk ☭ ctbs ☭ log) 18:07, 1 October 2015 (UTC)

Thanks! Answered on user talk page. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:47, 1 October 2015

Attack of the Clones[edit source]

What exactly is wrong with the way I formatted the article? The way you did it adds a colon to headers and shoves the Film Infobox in the middle of the article (ugly, IMO). Also, I personally think the regular Film Infobox looks better than the Info/Media one. No offense or anything, just curious to know.--EpicWinner (talk) 19:56, 5 October 2015 (UTC)

Uh, ok. Answered on user talk page. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 19:57, 5 October 2015

Thank you![edit source]

I can't believe I had not been logged into Uncyclopedia this whole time. At any rate, thank you for the notification, and thanks to everyone for voting for it! And I LOVE the layout changes! Kazimiera (talk) 10:01, 7 October 2015 (UTC)

Gallery[edit source]

I'm gonna get around to making that module for you, either today or tomorrow. Don't be alarmed if I forget or disappear for a week, though. I swear I'm on it. Honest. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Oct 7 '15 20:34 (UTC)

About opening links in new tabs/windows: it can be done easily, but Lyrithya says changing the mediawiki setting breaks expected behavior, so it would be something you'd need to start a forum for and get consensus for. The alternative would be installing this extension, and I'm waiting for feedback from Jack Phoenix on that. Are you sure you need external links to open in new windows? Middle-click (or shift-click on touchpads) is our friend.

Also, I'm working on that gallery thing as we speak. ~ BB ~ (T)

~ Mon, Oct 12 '15 21:10 (UTC)

I'm sure, it's a standard usability practice. Also, noobs don't know how to shift-click and it would keep viewers on our site instead of sending them away prematurely. I can start a forum discussion, sure... as soon as I have a free moment ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:14, 12 October 2015

Hey[edit source]

Remember that chick Zana Dark? I wonder what ever happened with her! ShabiDOO 13:14, 10 October 2015 (UTC)

What the hell?[edit source]

What are you doing to my Freemasons UnNews? If you want to write an article on the Freemasons, or expand upon a deleted Freemasons article, go for it. But don't make some Frankenstein hybrid that doesn't even mesh together. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 10:55, Oct. 19, 2015