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There are no women on the interwebs[edit source]

Therefor I can't really be seeing you. But if I do, it's good to have you back. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:50, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

No! That certainly WAS NOT me editing the Turd article! That sort of cruft is juvenile and I am absolutely not interested in toilet humor of that nature! Why would I come back here just to rewrite an article about a turd? Why would I do that???? YOU SAW NOTHING!!!!!! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 22:55, 21 September 2010

First!!!![edit source]

To comment on your pge after archiving. Although you still left some comments on, but who cares?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 23:17, September 21, 2010 (UTC)


Newb Horizons[edit source]

I always knew the harbinger of the apocalypse would be shiny, but I never thought it would come with buttons. I can see how this temptress of evil has swallowed you up and although I do despair I also think it's pretty impressive that you can play three "instruments" at once.
  Yours forever,  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  05 Oct 2010 ~ 04:19 (UTC)

I wish! No, I sing for 3 amazing players. :D ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:16, 5 October 2010
Your voice is more different in this video than I recognize from your UnNews audios. Were you sick?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Oct 2010 ~ 07:59 (UTC)

Are you BlueMaven? Xo0o0ox 19:41, October 24, 2010 (UTC)

Ok, may I add you on PSN?

Xo0o0ox 08:04, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

A witty dance.[edit source]

Actually I don't think it's that witty.

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I hope I don't die... --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy.gif Dance.gif 14:26, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

xD Duuude. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:52, 16 October 2010

*poke*[edit source]

Are you my grandmum? O___o ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 06:43 (UTC)

Yes she is (but your dad is listed as User:Pelargonium here (he just had to change his name).

On that note Zana, who adopted you? (You were such a hellraiser! Did they have a stroke?)

Also; your user page really sucked at first and it was in no way as cool as mine (was at first)! As a master of templatery & all things formatty, what gives?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Oct 2010 ~ 07:57 (UTC)
Wow! It's a good thing I have all you younguns to remind me of the things I forget in my old age! And OF COURSE my userpage sucked at first because OMG I was such a NOOB!!!!! I am just so damn proudly tickled pink that you figured out how to use the history button to research my crappy template-making... Actually, it is pretty interesting to see how my page has progressed over the years, whoa I really sucked back then! Oh, and the horrors I put the admins through!!! (They love me) I never had an official adopter, but the two peeps that come to mind would have to be Mhaillle and Codeine, my two dads, go figure. XP ~Formerly Annoying Crap 23:28, 19 October 2010
Woaaah... your userpage was even uglier than mine was... er, anyhoo. What horrors did you put them through, eh? I'm curious. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101019 - 23:42 (UTC)
My adopted mother-like-figure has two dads? How very... new agey. It explains a lot really....
Actually Lyth, the above statement/joke is very funny because I pretty much copied MY page directly from Zana's when I landed on this Un-planet. It's because I'm cool. (Now you're in the in-crowd.)
Zana used to do this thing where she yelled at teh admins and taunted them to ban her. On occasion she was successful. I've ever been so proud. (For me to explain it would pale in comparison... just read her talk archive, but prepare yourself for extreme awesomenessity lest you be struck kill-ed.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 00:20 (UTC)
You're silly. And I fail at making jokes... would admitting I copied mine from yours and then utterly mutilated it be funny?
I... don't have time. So I probably will... after all, it's living history, eh? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 00:25 (UTC)
Sure, why not?
P.S. Also: this. Happytimes.gif
And more importantly, the logs. Like the block log... eh? Dammit, you have sidetracked me. I will not stand for this! *sits down, instead* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 00:37 (UTC)
See Here for the greatest of my ban-related achievements. That totally makes me, like, famous in Uruguay, or something. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 00:43, 20 October 2010
Ooooooooooooo. *pokes around the list* Wait, what? Welcoming IPs? o__O ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 01:28 (UTC)
She welcomed IP's: she put a welcoming template on their IP user talk page. Apparently that type of crazy is frowned upon. Go figure, *pppppthpt!*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 01:31 (UTC)
Well, there was a bit more to it, but you had to be there... and by there, I mean here, but about 3 years ago. Stuff that happened in live IRC and whatnot.. Anyways, the REAL reason was not welcoming IPs but I think ultimately I was being a dick to the admins. A HUGE no-no, especially if you're female. Politics, semantics, UGH, whatever.. They got over it :) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 01:35, 20 October 2010
Sounds like fun... why is being female worse? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 01:51 (UTC)
Yep, my point exactly. You don't ever even know why. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 01:54, 20 October 2010
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Is it 'cause of these?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 02:33 (UTC)
Those may have something to do with it... The Devil's pillows. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 02:41, 20 October 2010
I bet my stomach is more pillowy. *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 02:44 (UTC)
Forum:Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 03:23 (UTC)
*hits Happytimes over the head with a frying pan* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 03:56 (UTC)
*ouch* You're right of course, the lyric is: "everybody needs a bosom for a pillow."  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 04:09 (UTC)

What's this?[edit source]

Or more specifically, is it supposed to be doing that? To look like that? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 17:10 (UTC)

Yes!!! That vandalism template is is pretty much perfect. Shhhh, don't tell the admins. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:14, 20 October 2010
Just... checking. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 17:19 (UTC)
There, I fixed the link. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:20, 20 October 2010
Su-ure... *blank look*
What's with the nonfunctional css? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 17:21 (UTC)
What do you mean? It is PERFECT! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:05, 20 October 2010
Why's it there, though? Can't even see it. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 18:06 (UTC)
There, is that better? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:09, 20 October 2010
...sure, why not. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101020 - 18:10 (UTC)

Hi Zana[edit source]

I'm looking for two replacement judges to vote on the last TAW entries. If you have time, would you like to judge either of the remaining categories? MadMax 18:30, October 20, 2010 (UTC)

Sure, I'd love to... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:32, 21 October 2010
Done ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:03, 21 October 2010
That's why we call you, "THE GLORIOUS ZANA DARK!!! GODDESS OF INTRIGUE, SLAYER OF DEMONS, MATRICULATE OF PALINDROMES, DESTROYER OF UNKEMPT WORLDS, MASTER OF THE PAN FLUTE, COMPETENT AT BINGO, MELODIOUS MATRON OF UNNEWS, MISTRESS OF MALARKEY, TEMPTRESS OF TEMPLATES, WICKED WELCOMER, and NUNNERY OF THE NAUGHTY PUN!!!!!"  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  21 Oct 2010 ~ 06:12 (UTC)
Thanks Zana. :) MadMax 06:37, October 21, 2010 (UTC)
NP, anytime. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 15:42, 22 October 2010

Newb waste of time?[edit source]

I tried to get our family history right in the embeded box thing here: Forum:Uncyclopedia:Adopt-A-Noob#Slightly related thing. What do you think?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  21 Oct 2010 ~ 02:11 (UTC)

Whoa, I totally changed it. What do you think? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 15:53, 21 October 2010
It's, um... nice?   ...aside from the lines now not exactly matching up in places what if any of your other kids has/have a family? (I really didn't bother to do any research on them, being that I'm the favorite "kid" and all.) Are any of them still active?
(I expect that Lyrithya will have some kids soon, being the motherly type and all.)
I like that you moved "us" up to prominence, but I think that may be challenged once we figure out where RAHB & Codeine came from, assuming that they would fall under the existing tree... but who knows?
I really like the SophiaChronarion = Sannse input. Spot on there & funny too.
It's hard work working on that thing huh? It took me about 2 to 3 hours for what I did. (Mostly research, but also just getting the stupid lines to match up-- which is why most aren't linked; need to do that at some point I suppose.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  22 Oct 2010 ~ 01:02 (UTC)
OY! I ain't motherly! *smacks Happytimes across the head with an oversized dictionary* And that, there, would be why I couldn't be bothered to help. Sorry. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 01:10 (UTC)

We're all in that tree... Sophia and Chronarion are like those two lovebirds in Eden, making happy little uncyclopedias, and Rahb, Mhaille and Codeine are definintely wayyy up there with Todd Lyons and Tom Mayfair. Trust me, I'm old (circa mid-late 2005 as an anonymous IP), so I'm almost like a real grandma. ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 15:52, 22 October 2010

Question[edit source]

What didn't you like about Darius III of Persia? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:44, 21 October 2010

Well, It's not bad. I guess the writing style is a bit... abrupt? Tough subject matter to expand on, but all the butt references in names can get redundant and just seem like vandalism. I would normally tag that short of a biography article with the {{ Little Article }} template. Maybe 'blend' it with another concept, like "Persian Prince movies by Disney" and give it a spin uncyclopedia-style. Mainly the length, I guess. Sorry, nothing personal though, otherwise your marks would have been much higher. :X ~Formerly Annoying Crap 15:51, 21 October 2010
There were also some hidden links to an article of your writing. Also, check out the Wikipedia page Arses of Persia, lol. But yeah, I guess I overdid the arse-related names thing a little bit. It was meant, among other things, as a hidden reference to the gayness of certain Persians, especially the "fascinated by" bit at the end. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:41, 21 October 2010
I guess I would have liked at least one more image that wasn't already on the wikipedia page. And the joke is always funnier if you "show" instead of "tell." So, instead of just saying, "Persians are fascinated by Arses" at the end, continue to draw attention to it by clever use of instances and examples throughout the article. The reader will get it, and hopefully chuckle longer. Otherwise it's just.. Ha... butt! Ha... Arse! OMG Persians are gay! (A bit like a quarterback giving a recap of the wikipedia article to his buddies.) You could try that angle too, but you'd still need to expand it. And don't forget I voted you UOTY. <3 u ~Formerly Annoying Crap 16:07, 22 October 2010
You did! Thanks for that. I hope I didn't forget to give you the terribly late thank-you-template. I was just curious why you ranked my article lower than the other judges, though. <3 u 2 Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:25, 22 October 2010
I had a quick look too Socky. Needs a bit of work on that one. If I come up with any ideas, I'll suggest them on the article's talk page. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:50, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Adoption[edit source]

Do you have an adoption space left? If so, please may I be adopted by you?

Xo0o0ox 18:49, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

Sure! Here are your templates. Let me know if you need anything! :) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 19:05, 23 October 2010

Re:Hey there[edit source]

Awww, aren't you a cute adopter :D

Xo0o0ox 19:20, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

Signature[edit source]

Hello. Chiefjustice told me to appeal to you about my problem. I have follow all the process for making my signature but when I putted M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? and then I pressed the save button the following message appeared. Invalid raw signature. Check HTML tags.What am I doing wrong? Please help me. ----Mimo 15:08, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

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Try this instead: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Mimo&maxus/sig}}
And make sure the "Custom Signature" box is checked. Let me know if that works, or it might be something else. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 16:22, 25 October 2010
Doesn't work neither. I've put a picture here to show you what what is that message.--Mimo 18:51, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
Mimo, it's the ampersand in your name. Instead of {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Mimo&maxus/sig}}, swap the & for a %26, like so: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Mimo%26maxus/sig}}. You can probably guess how I sorted this out, though... now what the hell signature was I using before? ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101025 - 19:21 (UTC)
I did but look at my signature now.--{{User:Mimo%26maxus/sig}} 19:28, October 25, 2010 (UTC) See? It sucks. It's not even a signature. :(:( User:Mimo&maxus
What? Er, damn, no kidding... your username is cruel to the poor php; it can't seem to work around it. I can't believe I'm going to suggest this, but you may want to get a name change to something with safer characters. Except it works for normal transclusions, so maybe just... hells, I dunno. o_O ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101025 - 19:35 (UTC)
Try replacing the ampersand (&) with &amp; (include the semi-colon) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 04:45, 26 October 2010
Yeah, that does work. o_O Now I feel stupid. ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101026 - 04:56 (UTC)
YES!!! IT WORKS! FINALLY, IT WORKS!

I have to thank all the people that helped me. Now, enjoy my awesome signature.,--M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 08:58, October 26, 2010 (UTC). It makes you feel jealous, doesn't it?--M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 08:58, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

Family tree template[edit source]

Could you please check the way the family tree template wraps up right now? If the table's wider than 900px, my screen can't get to it. You've unaligned most of the rows as it seems.

Rather create them on top of each other for now, ordered after the eldest known "ancestor" of that particular family tree... I'm not sure if I'm making sense, but could you give it a try? Sorta like new sub-topic for Mordillo & Co's brood, RAHB & Codeine's kids, and I think Sannse, Chronarion and Sophia go on top. We might want to create some sort of special frame for that sub-tree... but we'll see... You'd be greatly helpful, if you're currently interested in updating the tree. I should give you the title of Treehugger and give you rights to edit the tree, once this is fixed. You can make yourself a tinsel hat with glitter glue and a confetti fountain on top if you want to! (Or add a title to your sig, with a link to UN:TREE...) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:26, 25 Oct

This is on my to do list... doing it soonisher unless you want to do it?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  26 Oct 2010 ~ 23:40 (UTC)
Don't currently have the time. I'm going to have to run around between two jobs and to report a hospital to the police for letting nurses hit my paralysed grandmother... And my teeny tiny laptop screen just doesn't cut it, when trying to even view a whole row of template code while I'm at it :( -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 04:28, 27 Oct
OK. (Sorry about your grandmother!)
Zana, thoughts?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  27 Oct 2010 ~ 04:36 (UTC)
I put it in my sandbox, but rock band 3 just came out... so... I'll get to it.... soon... maybe. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:06, 29 October 2010
Damnit! I've just become another Rockband widow/orphan.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Oct 2010 ~ 01:54 (UTC)
You guys forgot my family :(. It starts with Cainad, then Miley Spears, Why, me, and the two I adopted. I'll give you a full description later, but that's just the chain of people. Oh yeah, and Puppy's in there somewhere, but we have no idea how he's related to us at all. It's a mystery. Or something.--HM (T) 02:21, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
Ha, ha. Noob. I mentioned it (sourced the image) here: Forum:Uncyclopedia:Adopt-A-Noob#Slightly related thing, but there's no mention of your kids... did they get taken away by child protective services? Cheers!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Oct 2010 ~ 03:28 (UTC)

Newb guffaws[edit source]

"Tom Mayfair and Zana Dark had a brief but torrid love affair. **Happytimes is probably the result of this." = me lmao!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  26 Oct 2010 ~ 23:41 (UTC)

Yes, this should explain a lot. I have been doing just that, it would seem. :D ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:04, 29 October 2010
Makin' babies or havin' birthdays?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Oct 2010 ~ 01:55 (UTC)
Um, both? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 09:26, 30 October 2010
Um, congratulations!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  31 Oct 2010 ~ 21:44 (UTC)

Assyria[edit source]

Hi Zana, I saw you had worked on this and promoted it (?) to the front page. I think it needs a bit more work though I am not sure where the article is actually heading. The Assyrians were not exactly a fun bunch, liked war and deporting people who they classified as troublemakers. Also at the British Museum, I have seen their endless fascination with lion hunting which would suggest to me, a least an affinity with the Second Amendment supporters like Sarah Palin! Just an idea. Anyway if I come up with some ideas, I will see if I can fit them in. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:59, October 27, 2010 (UTC)

Well, according to Uncyclopedia, Assyria is a place... shaped like an ass... filled with a bunch off ass-like things and people --butt without resorting to too much "toilet humor"? I dunno, see if you can spruce it up? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:01, 29 October 2010
Ok well I thought I'd ask first and see where I can take it. Thanks Zana. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:07, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
Hi Zana. I see you've been tinkering with this one again. I was interested in the link with the soft drink at the bottom, perhaps that is the key to make this article fizz a bit more. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:47, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
I LOVE that article! So funny... ^_^ What were u thinkin? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 16:51, 7 November 2010

Revival of the U.L.G.[edit source]

We seriously need to revive it.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:58, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

I know, I know. So little to do and so much time to do it in... wait.. strike that, reverse it. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:01, 27 December 2010

The Big Three O[edit source]

Hey Zana....are you now three-oh...?--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:16, January 8, 2011 (UTC)

Yep. Treinta. I know what you're thinkin... Soooo.... OLD!!!! No kids? Not married?!??!? But surely must be hideous! No, gorgeous? AND funny? Truly a diamond in the rough! (modest too). Yes, I will marry you, Romartus. Ha ha just kidding, I'm a lesbo! Not really, though. Half, maybe and the other half from Pen Island because I love sausage fests. Sorry for ramblin, man, just turned 30 a few days ago. PARTY ALL WEEKEND!!! lol ~Formerly Annoying Crap 16:31, 8 January 2011
Hey Zana..well since I turned 50 last year, 30 seems a great age to be. You know that you're at your 'prime' (see Prime of Miss Jean Brodie to see what I am on about). I doubt if you are 'hideous' but I like your voice on the audios. And as I know you are funny too, well you would be a great partner for any man or woman (sausage and clams). Keep on partying Zana...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:47, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
Well, did I mention that I am also currently in the market for a fabulous career change? I know, I know, timing is a bit awful but I have a lot of time... Hmmm...... ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:07, 8 January 2011
You are certainly in a frisky mood unless I am reading this all wrong! A fab career change..what had you mind...? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:45, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
Well, I am applying to the onion as we speak. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:49, 8 January 2011
Then Zana I wish you the best of luck! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:54, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
Thx Rommy! I got a few skillz tho! Hopefully, it will all work out somehow. Maybe I can tap my Make-A-Wish Foundation karma or something. ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:06, 8 January 2011

Happy Belated Birthday[edit source]

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Woot?!?! That sig is like the best thing since sliced bread and directional farts! Thx Colin. ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 03:23, 9 January 2011
I too would like to jump on the bandwagon and give you a belated birthday spanking. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:17, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
Make sure you get both cheeks. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 15:58, 16 January 2011

Ambiguation[edit source]

Thanks. *hugs Zana Dark* No, I'm not disambiguating this. I refuse. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:23, 15 January 2011

Ohh, be careful not to touch the junk. (Unless you want to.) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 16:00, 16 January 2011
As the Hentai girl asks, can I play too? Zana, I appreciate it so much, although please think of reversing the thing at writer. A few of us are really hoping for a three way tie, and I feel like a horse going ahead of a pack of its friends. Especially when you'd voted for Mhaille, who should get part of this award, as Tarantino said about Uma Thurman, delivered to his door without him having to travel for it. Did you like Mortal Sin? One of my favorites I've written, and there is more to Fadda Murphy's trip coming in the future too! You are a treasure. Thanks. Aleister 22:33 18-1-'11
Well, I changed my vote, but not because of this... I just wanted you to know how funny I think you are! I just love your shit!!! (Literally) But, I do think Mhaille is long overdue for the award. And, I absolutely loved Mortal Sin, I think you're incredibly brilliant. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 22:40, 18 January 2011
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Love ya. Thanks for all the compliments. I'm not saying it wouldn't be fun to win, but it would be much more fun if three or more of us crossed some kind of electronic finish line together. Since you are a fan of mortal sin (who isn't!) I'll let you know that the next adventure of Fadda Murphy will be when the pope dies, and he's elected! Lyrithya has already made the pic for it (right). Thanks again. And I use your sig creation/gift for special occasions. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains
Holy fucking shit, that is one cool sig you have there Aleister.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 23:39, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
Looky, I made this for you too. xoxo ~Formerly Annoying Crap 16:51, 19 January 2011

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Yikes!!! Just came by and saw this. You are an artist extradinaire (sp?). Thank you for the This, it is really interesting. Spooky and creepy, and I will gladly put it in a couple of places (I have a weird lead-in linked to the links to "See my stuff" page, one of those would like this. As I said, Yikes! and thanks. Iwillkillyou, Zana also made that great signature, she is a master of the graphic. I take it out for special occasions, and then I take out the signature too! Aleister 17:00 19-1-'11

Glad you like! It's a transparent .gif file so you can layer it over any color background you want in photo editor. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:04, 19 January 2011
Love and kisses. Thanks. I put it here already (or you can start on my user page under "come see my other stuff" for the round trip. I should add some more pages to that too. You seem to be sticking around this time, are you going to be with the site for awhile? Why? actually came back yesterday. I guess that's normal when you are here long enough, to see the leavees and the returnees. Were you doing the colonization thing, and have any interest in returning to that? And I remember your legal office, one of the first things I signed up for here. Mem-or-ies, like a something something something. Aleister 17:21 19-1-'11
I kinda lost interest in the colon stuff... I've moved on to... different arenas. UnLegal is perpetual, it will never die! (I use the templates to welcome noobs.) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:43, 20 January 2011

Assyrians, eh?[edit source]

I'll take your word for it; I have a habit of making things up to sound clever. Problem is, I start to actually believe it after a while. --Black Flamingo 22:16, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

And you make them up very well. Zana, I did a revert dance on "Kitten Cookbook". On the page that's the actual name of the book, so it's a proper name. In the made-up history the "Kitten Cookbook" is actually history's first cookbook, a grand and dubious honor. Did you read the page, any comments or crit-i-cisms, I haven't had large feedback (feed my back, please, the spinal column is hungry again). Black Flamingo was going to nom it for VFH (see, I can make up clever things too, and believe them!), or at least VFD, so I need to make it purr-fect. Aleister 23:13 19-1-'11
No, sorry, ok but make sure you make a redirect page for the lower-case version for when people try to search for it. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 23:15, 19 January 2011
Thanks. And good advice. I thought that lower case second words automatically direct to the principal page, so I'm going to have to check other pages of mine and others I run across. Learn something new every day (today I also learned how to cut a pie in human sized pieces and not a piece that encompasses the whole pie). Aleister 23:20 19-1-'11
Yeah I thought that too Aleister. Or did I make it up? Who can tell? By the way I'm looking forward to your audio for my cancer story Zana. --Black Flamingo 23:21, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks for the pie, please eat the bottom portion. That way nobody will know it is gone until they cut into it. Appreciated, lol thanks. I saw that now you downgraded my Snow Angels to Snow angels. I'd better hide all of my page names until you turn your sights on someone elses pages. Next, Todd palin! Aleister 23:33 19-1-'11
NOOOOO that's too much work! LOL ~Formerly Annoying Crap 23:35, 19 January 2011

Eeeekkkk. Now you nommed Kitten Cookbook! You are so nice that when niceness looks for a place to rest it comes to your window and looks in. Wait, was that something else. Never mind. Thanks again, and you voted for it too! I better proofread the page like I usually do, which means I have missed about 20 typos. Meows and lot of catnip to you. Aleister 23:39 19-1-'11

UnNews[edit source]

Heard your cancer story - Funny that you were doing the voices. I lol'd. If you ever want to collaborate on UnNews audio stories, let me know... NickJonesUSA 11:40, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

Why, thank you!!! Nice job on your recent audio too! I do all the voices in all my audios, check out the one on UnNews:UCLA Extension to offer "Drinking 101". XD ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:46, 20 January 2011

Zana - I would like to do an UnNews audio with you. Is there any way that you could record something for me and email it to me ? NickJonesUSA 23:32, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

Could I get you to read:

'Ye Shalle Nott Mayke The Sonng of a Byrd Wythyn this Royale Palace of Westminster On the Payne of Death,'

and

"All honorable members will have taken notice that in 1381 that when King Richard II held his parliament, the Labour Party M.P. for Revolting Peasants and Other Undesirables, a certain Mr W.Tyler, did make rude bird sounds in front of his majesty. The King had declared that no man should be allowed to make 'sounds of the bird which are also called tweeting' and had Tyler brought to trial on the spot -- with a knife in the guts and head removed there of and stuck on the roof of Westminster Hall. The M.P.s gathered there agreed to vote in favour of the statute I mentioned earlier and since then, it has been against the rules of the House in sitting that any one making a bird sound should be executed. As the wording of this bill specifically mentions 'tweeting,' I will follow the understanding of the word as it was then known in 14th century England rather than anything more recent."

Thanks! NickJonesUSA 23:57, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

Good work on the audio NickJonesUSA. Also welcome to hear Zana's voice again. You sound so believable Zana when spouting nonsense! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:28, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

YO![edit source]

I heard you make sigs. Can you make me another one please? Thanks. --~ Myg.png Myg2.png 17:35, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif What do you think? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 19:25, 20 January 2011
It's awesome. Thank you. This is the sig I'm going to use from now on. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 19:27, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

Sig[edit source]

I like the sig, and really want to use it. Problem is, how can I use it, as it is only a image at the moment?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 00:10, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you very much--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:38, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

Can you fix my sig[edit source]

The shiny star is a bit big. --   User:Maniac mcpeeUser talk:Maniac mcpeeUser:Maniac mcpee/AwardsSpecial:Contributions/Maniac mcpee User:Maniac mcpee/Maniac of the Month 09:36, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

Can't you do it alone? It's so easy. Actually It can't be smaller. --~ Mimo.gifMimomaxus.gifMaxus.gif 09:38, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
*sigh* i'll have to get rid of it. :( --   User:Maniac mcpeeUser talk:Maniac mcpeeUser:Maniac mcpee/AwardsSpecial:Contributions/Maniac mcpee User:Maniac mcpee/Maniac of the Month 09:50, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

Make me a sig[edit source]

I heard you made signatures, can you please make me one here:

     Vote here for Maniac of the Month. Or not. Red and green are awsome colours, eh? Go Crazy Canada Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet

Thanks. --   User:Maniac mcpeeUser talk:Maniac mcpeeUser:Maniac mcpee/AwardsSpecial:Contributions/Maniac mcpee User:Maniac mcpee/Maniac of the Month 21:38, January 24, 2011 (UTC)

I will do this soon, k? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 19:41, 26 January 2011
Thanks so much, Zana! --     Vote here for Maniac of the Month. Or not. Red and green are awsome colours, eh? Go Crazy Canada Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 21:11, January 27, 2011 (UTC)

Mr./Mrs. Zana[edit source]

I was very interested by your Jesus stole my girlfriend article that my production crew thought about making it a real life skit to post on youtube. I have to get your approval first and all credit goes to you. Because of my pore knowledge when it comes to Uncyclopedia i dont know how to tell if you've answered me. Contact me on my youtube channel at Kazgardionx627, my music video channel.

Pore knowledge, eh? You a dermatologist? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:14, 25 January 2011

Thank you Mr./Mrs. Zana[edit source]

For the recipe on the kitten page. Very nice. I've done some composition shift, and you did some good thangs there. Romartus and I had discussed some addits, which I've included, and maybe he can come up with two or so more recipie names which are historically relevant. I see your youtube fans are coming around, kinky. Enjoy, and thanks for everything! Aleister 3:14 26-1-'11

We did it! Featured and kittens a'cookin' all across the world (did you see the Egyptian riots? A direct result of todays' feature). Since Romartus and I divide credit, we cannot leave you out, for the great recipe and for the immenient overthrow of the Murbarek government. Aleister 18:48 28-1-'11
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Hey there...[edit source]

Zana Dark, just popping to let you know that it's your time to shine as the articles are all locked up and ready for judging. Your are Best Rewrite category and you put your results here. Good luck:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:09, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Alright, I'll bite...[edit source]

Just why are you changing the ICU subs as if to make them stand-alone templates? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:08, 4 February 2011

Well, the centering of the list content might be the first reason. As for the stand-alone appearance I removed the border. The image size was affecting viewability on Macs. You have a problem with all of this, I take it? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 21:31, 4 February 2011
The alignment of the contents and the image size aren't really an issue, but the thing is, it's not a stand-alone template. Adding the margining and category not only makes it redundant with the parent template, which handles all of that already, but also puts the article in the same NRV category as the usual ICU stuff, and thus it shows up on the same maintenance lists to be deleted after the given time. What you're doing would just encourage people to not use the main ICU dealy, and if folks use say, the list like this by itself without the {{ICU}} container, there's no usual link to ICU nor any mention of the whole bit about how the article will face deletion if not fixed. That's the part I have a problem with. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:54, 4 February 2011
Okay, better? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 22:02, 4 February 2011
Aye, thanks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:08, 4 February 2011